Try 7 days of FREE access to billions of articles

Start Free Trial

Osceola Record in Osceola, Nebraska

We have 2,691,858 pages in Nebraska

View this page and access billions of articles with a 7-day free trial.

Start Free Trial

This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!

Start Free Trial

Cancel anytime, risk free

Not what you were looking for? Search our billions of articles

Advanced Search

Articles on This Page

This newspaper page contains 32 articles. Subscribers can read the full text of each article.

Newspaper

Osceola Record

Location

Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Oct 04, 1945

Page

15

Air Conditioned Trolleys Arrive in Atlanta

A fleet of new street cars in Atlanta Georgia now features refrigerating units making air conditioned rides possible for the first time for passengers.

Atlanta

Cows Need Rest Periods to Boost Next Milk Yield

The article explains that each dairy cow requires a rest period of six to eight weeks to maximize milk production in the following milking cycle.

Do It Yourself Cough Syrup With Pinex

Try a kitchen cough syrup using sugar or corn syrup with Pinex from your druggist. Dissolve syrup base, add Pinex to a pint bottle, and fill. It soothes throat and bronchial irritation, loosens phlegm, and promises relief with money back if not satisfied.

Not So Clever Chinese Hidden Stash Stolen By Neighbor

A thrifty Chinese man hid savings in a hollow wall brick and carved No money in this wall. Neighbor Wong found the cache and stole it. Fearing detection Wong later replaced the brick with the note The money was not stolen by Wong.

Wong

Hard to Pronounce Names Spark Quiet Banter

Dialogue jest focuses on a tongue tied moment between Harry and Jerry. Jerry corrects a mispronunciation with a humorous phonetic attempt. The exchange plays on mishearing and light wordplay in casual conversation.

Harry Jerry Jesscowinawsoski

Milk containers question sparks classroom rhyme

Dialogue from a classroom exchanges shows a teacher asking about milk forms and a student answering with pint and squirts as playful measurements. The exchange captures youthful humor in a school setting.

Myron and Byron Exchange Witty Preschool Banter

Myron says what you don’t know doesn’t hurt you, while Byron notes that ignorance can amuse others. The light exchange shows two playful voices trading quips in a casual moment.

Myron Byron

Jokes About Hats Gas and a Dentist Corner

Comic exchanges reveal a humorous exchange about a new hat and a jab about gas prices. The punchline points to the dentist as the place to get all the gas one wants, reflecting light newspaper humor from everyday conversations.

Bill Joe

Age Old Cure Jones I Hear Theyve Invented Something

Jones jokes about a remedy to mute roosters in the morning. Smith reacts with curiosity as the pair riff on a ridiculous solution. The light exchange captures a playful neighborhood banter.

Cure Jones Smith Jones

Local street joke about Munson’s missing leg

A street exchange becomes a playful riddle as a stranger asks about a man named Munson with one leg. The boy replies with a pun about the man’s other leg, turning a casual inquiry into a lighthearted quip.

Munson

Simple grammar lesson on subject and predicate

The subject is the doer in a sentence and the predicate expresses the action or state of the subject. In a basic sentence the subject performs the predicate which describes what the subject does or is.

Geography Lesson Sparks Quick, Witty Exchange

A school scene features a geography lesson where a teacher asks for five items from India. A student replies with five items including tin oil rice India rubber and India gestion, creating a humorous misunderstanding.

India

Believe in Signs? Parking in Front of Fire House?

A witty exchange shows a police officer confronting a motorist who parks before a fire house and reads a sign claiming a fine for parking. The motorist questions the sign while the officer implies enforcement.

Conversation Nonsense Between Gardeners and Clerks

Dialog-style quip about a former gardener who watered milk and a clerk pondering limburger cheese sales with Mrs Jones interjecting. The humor hinges on dairy themed misdirection and playful exchanges.

Deceitful Rascals: Angelo and the Mountain Rattler

A road gang worker Angelo ignored warnings about rattlesnakes. While eating lunch he saw a large venomous snake coiled a few feet away. The snake struck as he sat still and a dust cloud rose with a comic remark about the danger and timing.

Angelo

Question of Age Sparks Banter About Marriage Plans

In a playful exchange Joan states she will not marry before turning 30 while Jane replies she will not reach 30 until after marriage, highlighting a lighthearted debate on timing and weddings.

Old Story Prompt Echoes a Witty Exchange

A clipped joking dialogue unfolds with a wife accusing her husband and him replying about his whereabouts. The humor hinges on a pun about location and fidelity as the couple exchanges terse lines.

Brief wartime quip dialogue between Joe and Bill

A humorous exchange contrasts the Yanks with the jerks in a one line war joke. Joe boasts about love and loyalty while Fair Enough Her asks if he would die for her. the reply remains noncommittal.

Joe Bill

Office furniture insured except the clock

A manufacturer agrees to insure all office furniture against theft, but excludes the clock noting that everyone watches it.

Bread Shortage Banters Between Mack And Jack

Mack warns of bread shortage an exchange reveals lighthearted kitchen practicality Jack says he only eats toast keeping humor under stress But the playful banter hints at larger concerns about staple supplies in a simple domestic scene.

Mack Jack

Old As You Want Tommy Granddad at Seventy

Jimmy jokes about age in a light chat exchange as a grandparent teases longevity and family aging. The humor hinges on exaggerated future ages for the grandma and granddad in a casual dialogue.

Tommy Jimmy

Ding a Ling Joke Reflects Working Class Arousal

Dialogue quip jokes that the alarm clock is what stirs the working classes, with Mary conceding and John delivering the punchline about the morning wakeup device.

John Mary

Purpose of Letterheads in Identifying Signatories

A brief dialogue explains letterheads help identify the signer of a letter. Dora notes the signer's name is visible on the heading, clarifying who authored or approved the document.

Parsonage Pact Sparks Quick Wedding Plan

A terse exchange reveals a church marriage plan with a suitor pressing a preacher’s daughter to wed. The dialogue centers on family approval and future nuptials as a decisive step toward union.

Tight Rope Rejoinder In A Family Gag Panel

An exchange features First Acrobat chiding about learning to walk a tight rope and a second insisting the rope is taut. Double Dose Dora notes that her parents are cousins and implies likeness due to blood relation, prompting a teasing remark about inheritance of looks.

You’re My Baby You Do I Remind You of the Ocean

A playful exchanges between lovers about blue eyes and quiet moments. One teases the other by comparing him to the sea and its moods in a lighthearted private dialogue.

Firestone

Washed Away Nit Why Water Stays On Shore?

A playful line wonders why water stays along the shore, joking that tides hold it in. The quip reflects a coastal theme and wordplay around tide and land.

Mind Your Manners Stranger Post Office Etiquette

A brief exchange between a boy and a man about politeness. The boy asks to be shown the post office, but his mother’s rule about not pointing is cited as the reason to refrain.

Editor's quip about an x-Ray for jokes

A witty exchange where the editor wishes for an x ray to reveal the truth behind the contributor's jokes. The reply humorously highlights the gap between intent and punchline in the newsroom.

Milkman’s Daughter Joke Sparks Online Banter

A lighthearted pun about a milkman’s daughter named Rosie O Grade A circulated online, prompting playful exchanges and meme-style replies among readers. Local clerks and residents shared the joke, turning a simple quip into a brief internet moment.

Octogenarian Defined as Aged in Eighties

An octogenarian refers to a person aged between eighty and eighty nine. The quip suggests a playful distinction with a wit noting a caregiver for octopuses as a pun.

World Agriculture Body Aims to Raise Food Production

A Washington briefing urges support for the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization to improve world farming, increase yields, and raise living standards. Delegates from the US may be led by Howard Talley. the agency will advise on soil erosion, livestock, reforestation, rural electrification, and better food distribution amid rising global population and limited arable land.

United States Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations Quebec United Nations Howard Talley Department of Agriculture Food and Agricultural Organization San Francisco United Nations Organization

Also Mentioned on This Page

Veronica Lake Doan Doans Lydia E. Pinkham Pinkham Ouch Rascal Joan Jane Ding-A-Ling Preacher Dora Editors At Rosie Washington Walter Shead WNU Eye St World Department of Agriculture China Russia Pearl Harbor Picker’s Clothes Minnesota KaKelbey Kellogg’s Strom Tae Voice of Firestone NBC Network SSC Coperight The Firestone Tire & Rudder Co
Search Courier

Search the Osceola Record Today with a Free Trial

We want people to find what they are looking for at NewspaperArchive. We are confident that we have the newspapers that will increase the value of your family history or other historical research. With our 7-day free trial, you can view the documents you find for free.

Not Finding What You Were Looking for on This Page of The Osceola Record?

People find the most success using advanced search. Try plugging in keywords, names, dates, and locations, and get matched with results from the entire collection of newspapers at NewspaperArchive!

Looking Courier

Browse Newspapers

You can also successfully find newspapers by these browse options. Explore our archives on your own!

By Location

By Location

Browse by location and discover newspapers from all across the world.

Browse by Location
By Date

By Date

Browse by date and find publications for a specific day or era.

Browse by Date
By Publication

By Publication

Browse old newspaper publications to find specific newspapers.

Browse by Publication