Lateran’s Oddities and Weather Quips Chronicle
A column parodies current events and weather quirks with pointed jabs at Chicago New York and Baltimore. It notes Halley’s comet jokes, economic jests about coal and manufacturing, and light social remarks on crime education and fashion through humorous anecdotes and satirical observations.
Proposal for Embalming Chair at University of Mihigan
The text suggests creating a formal position in embalming at the University of Mihigan. It notes that some thoughtful students may propose studying dead languages as fit related subjects.
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University of Mihigan
Hamlet Echoes on Existence in Acknowledged Elusiveness
The passage cites Hamlet and Diogenes to note that life remains about the same in its ambiguity and existential doubt. It reflects on truth and identity as timeless human concerns.
General Chanzy Wreck After Forty Eighter Storm near Majorca
The French liner General Chanzy en route from Marseilles to Algiers foundered off Majorca in a forty eight hour gale. At least 159 lives were lost with conflicting estimates of those aboard. One crew survivor reached Palma to report the disaster.
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Palma
Majorca Island
General Chanzy
Marseilles
General Chanty
Europe
Learge
St. Nazire
Algiers
Mola Point
Rebel General Takes City in Nicaragua Capture of Matagalpa
Janagua Nicaragua report says 1,200 revolutionists led by Generals Chamorro and Masis seized Matagalpa after government troops evacuated the city. Rumor says Carrero's 800 men were defeated near Muymup as insurgents moved to take Boaco’s funds and supplies. Government fears rise.
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Janagua
Nicaragua
Chamorro
Masis
Matagalpa
Carrero
Muymup
Managua
Carero
Boaco
Madriz
Woman Slayer Acquitted in Texas Murder Trial
Mrs Hurd Jones was found not guilty of murdering her husband Nat B Jones a lawyer in San Antonio Texas. She collapsed in court during closing arguments after a harsh state prosecutor attack and had claimed self defense for shooting him on the night of November 12 1909.
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San Antonio
Texas
Hurd Jones
Nat B. Jones
Bread From Cottonseed Shown As Wheat Flour Substitute
Bread made from cottonseed flour was shown at the Chicago Board of Trade by Charles Stearns. Although 10 days old, it tasted sweet and similar to brown bread. The seed was ground and baked at Ennis Texas. Flour sells for 30 dollars a ton as Texans tout it as wheat flour substitute.
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Chicago
Illinois
Board of Trade
Charles Stearns
Ennis
Tex
Texas
Would Raise Governor's Pay
The Union League Club in New York City passes resolutions urging increasing the New York governor’s salary from 10 0000 to 25 000 and extending the term from two to four years.
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New York City
Union League Club
New York
Nurse crushed to death stopping elevator in San Francisco
Miss Tessie Burns, a St. Winifred Hospital nurse, was killed in San Francisco when she tried to stop an elevator by reaching for the lever through the door, crushed between the floor and door casing.
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San Francisco
Cal
Tessie Burns
St. Winifred Hospital
Engagement of Eleanor Butler Alexander to Theodore Roosevelt Jr.
Miss Eleanor Butler Alexander of New York is engaged to Theodore Roosevelt Jr., oldest son of former President Theodore Roosevelt. The couple plans marriage after Col Roosevelt returns from Africa. Miss Alexander is 21, Theodore Roosevelt Jr. will be 23 in September, with family approval from Mrs Roosevelt and Mrs Longworth.
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New York City
Henry Addison Alexander
Eleanor Butler Alexander
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr
President Roosevelt
Roosevelt
Miss Alexander
Nicholas Longworth
Africa
Alexander
Grace Green
Albert W. Green
Groton School
Harvard
University
Supreme Court Justice Slammed Over Senate Printing Subpoena
Senate adopts judiciary committee resolution asserting Justice Wright violated congressional rights by summoning joint printing committee members. The resolution tells the senate printing panel to ignore the summons issued for Senators Smoot Bourne and Fletcher after Valley Paper Co. bid rejection prompted the summons.
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Senate
Pases
Washington, D. C
Wright
Supreme Court of the
District of Columbia
Congress
Joint Committee On Printing
Judiciary Committee
Senate Printing Committee
Smoot, Bourne and Fletcher
Valley Paper Company
Oklahoma Liquor System Abolished by House Vote
Guthrie Oklahoma Democrats join with Republicans to wipe out the state liquor dispensary system in a single house vote. Fifteen Democrats aligned with thirty four Republicans present to enact the change.
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Guthrie
Oklahoma
Oklahoma House
Solomon Moore Land Company gin plant burned in Helena
Fire destroyed the Solomon Moore Land Company gin plant in Helena Arkansas. Loss estimated at 12000 dollars with 7000 dollars covered by insurance. Tramps suspected to have started the blaze.
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Arkansas
Helena
Ark
Solomon Moore Land Company
Hot Springs Seeks Big State Fair Fund
A delegation of 200 Hot Springs citizens urged Gov. Donaghey to seek a liberal appropriation for the Hot Springs state fair from the next Arkansas legislature.
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Hot Springs
Little Rock
Ark
Donaghey
Kills Sweetheart and Her Father in Mississippi
In Tylerton Mississippi Sylvester Reardon 25 is sought by a sheriff s posse with bloodhounds after he killed George Walker and Walker s daughter Inez and fatally wounded two of their children Reardon who had visited the Walker home objected to his presence and used a shotgun to kill the couple and beat the two children He had been a regular caller at the Walker home.
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Tylerton
Miss
Sylvester Reardon
George Walker
Inez
Walker
Reardon
Beardon
Wafther
Suspended priest linked to extortion case in St. Joseph
Father W Rakowski of SS Peter and Paul Polish Church was suspended by Bishop Burke after Allen McDonnell a patrolman confessed an attempted extortion from a cigar merchant. Rakowski allegedly was lured to a woman's room and forced to deliver a five thousand dollar promissory note.
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St. Joseph
W. Rakowski
SS. Peter and Paul's
Burke
Allen McDonnell
Rakowski
Aviator Dies in French Auto Crash Between Bordeaux and Pau
Paris reports M. Mumm of a champagne firm survived a crash when his car struck a tree while dodging a cart. His companion Johannsen died in the fire after the gasoline tank burst and the vehicle incinerated him.
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Paris
France
M. Mumm
Champagne Manxcrs
Bordeaux
Pau
Johannsen
Mumm
Johannesen
Gaynor Boom Is Budding in Missouri Opinion
New York City Mayor Gaynor is viewed by Missouri Democrats as potential 1912 national leader of Democracy. He received a Springfield invitation for April 16 the Jefferson birth anniversary, signaling interest in his candidacy.
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New York
Gaynor
Springfield
Thomas Jefferson
Missouri
Juror in Lincoln Case Dies in Boone Iowa
Milton Logan foreman of the Lincoln almanac murder trial jurors died in Boone Iowa at age 80. He helped Lincoln clear the defendant using the almanac. Also noted is Lewis G. Tewksbury financier dying at Charity Hospital in New Orleans friendless and penniless.
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Lincoln
Boone
Milton Logan
Illinois
Abraham Lincoln
Tewksbury
New Orleans
Lewis G. Tewksbury
Charity Hospital
Bryan family leaves for Chile to escape high altitude
William Jennings Bryan and his family depart the high altitude capital for Santiago Chile. They expect to arrive today at Anto Fogasta Chile.
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Bryan
Chile
la Paz
William Jennings Bryan
Santiago
Anto Fogasta
Boy Dies Fainting at Car Sighting in New Albany
Louis Meyers fourteen, in New Albany Ohio, collapsed and died after seeing an automobile speed by. The boy had a heart condition and often fainted at the sight of autos.
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New Albany
Louis Meyers
Rebels Take Matagalpa as Managua Steamer Seized
About 1,200 revolutionaries under Generals Chamorro and Masis captured Matagalpa, while Conservatives loyal to the party seized the steamer Managua near its wharf with a force of thirty, some disguised as women. The clash left several dead and police arrested fifty telegraph and telephone operators for failing to sound alarms.
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Matagalpa
Jinotega
Managua
Alexander Solerzano
Fernando Solerzano
American Officer Wounded in Estrada Army Near Lake Managua
Gabriel Bishop American chief of artillery in the Estrada army was wounded in an engagement near Lake Managua his condition reported serious. A New Iberia Louisiana native he distinguished himself at the Battle of Recreo. Madriz Nicaragua’s acting president opened a personal bank account in New Orleans signaling possible flight if Estrada wins.
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Madriz
New Orleans
Bluefield
Colon
Gabriel Bishop
Lake Managua
Bishop
New Iberia
Recreo
Nicaragua
Estrada
Pittsfield Trolley Crash Kills 21 Yet Injures 50 Plus
Miss Bessie Ryan Aged 21 Is Killed In Pittsfield Mass Car Of Street Railway Leaves Tracks Slams Into Boston and Albany Outbuilding Near Hinsdale High Grade Injuring Over Fifty People At Scene Unidentified Man Fatally Hurt In Incident
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Gir
Pittsfield
Mass
Bessie Ryan
Hinsdale
Curfew Imposed on Wellesley College Students
Wellesley Mass. The student governing body has enacted a curfew barring long evening walks by students without faculty involvement.
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Wellesly
Wessley
Mass
Wellesly College
Public Printer to Quit in Washington D C
It is reported that the head of the government printing office will change as Samuel B Donnelly plans to resign after about a year in office. Harry Ogden of Chicago is named as a possible successor, and President Taft has not yet considered the matter.
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Washington, D. C
Government Printing Office
Samuel B. Donnelly
Harry Ogden
Chicago
Taft
Spanish Cabinet Resigns After Short Term
Madrid reports Premier Moret resigns after only months in office. King Alfonso asks Senor Canalejas to accept the premiership as the entire cabinet steps down with the former premier.
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Madrid
Spain
Moret
Senor Canalejas
Alphonso
Peary Set for Rear Admiral Rank
Senator approved a bill making Commander Robert E. Peary USN rear admiral. Peary, famed discoverer of the north pole, advances in rank in Washington.
Saved From An Operation In Two Cities
A Wisconsin woman credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with curing pains after an operation was advised and avoiding another surgery. A New Orleans resident also avoided an operation after using the remedy. The report notes decades of testimonials and offers free personalized advice from Mrs Pinkham in Lynn Massachusetts.
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de Forest
Wis
Lydia E. Pinkham
Auguste Vespermann
Wisconsin
New Orleans
Lily Peyroux
Kerlerec St
Counterfeit Goods In Store Declared Improbable
Local shopkeeper reports no counterfeit notes or goods in stock for years, asserting the claim as unlikely. Police contact confirms no current records of fake items at that location.
Two Election Theories In Congregationalist Thought
Two modern statements of the doc trine of election appear in the Congregationalist. One by Henry Ward Beecher claims the elect are whosoever will and the non elect are whosoever won't. A colored divine adds the view that the Lord always votes for a man, the devil against him, and the man himself breaks the tie by voting.
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John Calvin
Jonathan Edwards
Henry Ward Beecher
Devil
Himsel
Gift to Bryn Mawr Supports Swimming Pool
Miss Cynthia M. Wesson of Springfield Massachusetts donated 7000 dollars to Bryn Mawr College. A 1909 graduate noted for athletic involvement, her gift funds improvements to the swimming pool as undergraduates must qualify as swimmers, a popular college sport.
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Bryn Mawr
Cynthia M. Wesson
Springfield
Mass
Bryn Mawr College
Wesson
Postum Cited By Chief Bookkeeper As Superior Drink
A Western city chief bookkeeper credits Postum with curing stomach trouble after pneumonia left neuralgia. He says coffee and tea worsened his condition, and since switching to Postum his health and nerve stability improved during long, demanding work hours.
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Postum
Wellville
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