Pink pompoms and Green Beret fitness critique
Jim Bishop humorously critiques a Green Beret fitness program in light of his own shape and aging body. He mocks obstacle courses, posture advice, and the intense workouts while noting his own mobility and family life as a counterpoint to military style drills. He references Open Hand Slap Boxing, Tarzan, and other calisthenics with wit.
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Green Berets
Buster
Fort Bragg
Dad
Saggy
Jackie Gleason
We Won't Do Simple Here Even In Everyday Life
The writer laments U S complexity across taxes sports law poverty and weather forecasts noting Americans favor overlong wording with too many howevers and excepts and calling for clearer language. The piece argues for straightforward communication and self reflection on national habits.
DeGaulle’s Quip Sparks Talk About Authority and Ironies
The famous remark attributes broad irritation to DeGaulle, suggesting his actions provoke more trouble than execution. The quote circulates in historical debates about leadership and public perception, reflecting Cold War era tensions and political satire.
Daily Crossword and Cryptoquote Puzzle Page
A word puzzle page featuring a daily crossword with clues across and down and a cryptogram quotation puzzle. Includes a cryptogram quote by Longfellow and a prior solution quote by Alexander Smith for reference.
Hubby Only Trying to Be Neighborly
Dear Abby letters discuss husband helpfulness, a mother worried about her daughter’s wedding, and a custody name change question. The column advises that adults must choose their own paths, warns against assuming motives, and notes parental consent is required for changing a child’s surname.
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Abby
Las Vegas
John Jones
William Smith
Smith
Uncle Ace a Real Card in Texas Funeral Town Tribute
In a Texas town a mortician Uncle Ace is remembered for his knee slappers and daily joke exchange at the drug store. Town funds aim to retire his stool. meanwhile jokes are being retired in his honor as a memorial.
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Washington
UPI
Texas
Ace
Opal
Uncle Ace
Aunt Opal
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Daily Crossword
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Pierce
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Dole
Axydlbaake Longfellow
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Florida
Tee
Abigail van Buren
Mrs. Smith
Los Angeles
Cal
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BY Dick West
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