Fragmented quotes from vintage magazines spark humor
A string of quirky exchanges from Stray Stories and Pathfinder showcases odd dialogue about falls with tools, film stars and love, and a joking courtroom line about sentences. The humor relies on misheard phrases and social stereotypes of the era.
Pepsodent with Irium Promises Bright Natural Teeth
An advertisement touts Pepsodent toothpaste containing Irium as a modern dentifrice that safely removes dingy surface stains and polishes teeth to a natural brilliance. It claims no drugs grit or pumice.
Soapy Smith's Gold Rush Robbery Scheme Foiled
Soapy Smith and his gang planned a major robbery of a Northwest Mounted Police caravan carrying about 200000 in notes and gold to Victoria. The plan unraveled after an alert steamer crew intervened, allowing Inspector Wood and two constables to reach safety with the money while Smith’s men were outmaneuvered on the dock.
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Soapy” Smith
West Coast
Yukon
Soapy
Skagway
Might
Northwest Mounted Police
Lake Bennet Post
Victoria
British Columbia
Canadaian
Mounted
Yukon Territory
Inspector Wood
Dyea
Northwest
Royal Naval Reserve
Spector
World Let's Hear It Teacher to Bert Cartoon Moment
A humorous dialogue shows Bert arriving late for a meeting as a teacher chides him. The exchange ends with a quip about marriage needing two and one person saying put it on the bill.
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Bert
Breaking It Gently at the Par ty
A short humorous exchange shows Granny promising a quarter for good behavior at a party. Willie recalls Granny’s pledge and reveals he has saved the promised coin.
Simply Marvelous Sherlock Holmes Suspects Summer Attire
In a playful exchange Holmes teases Watson about summer underwear revealing attire. Watson asks how deductions arise and Holmes notes the missing trousers as the giveaway.
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Sherlock Holmes
Watson
Holmes
How to Make a Good Living From Five Acres of Land
A 369 page book titled FIVE ACRES by M. G. Rains argues small farms provide security and comfort, supply family food, and can yield surplus to sell at premium prices. It notes the book is in third printing and offers postpaid shipment for $2.50 via Brandt Aymar, Dept. 16A, New York City.
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M. G. Rains
Brandt Aymar
Dept
Avenue
New York City
Quote from Cicero on youth and age balance
A reflection attributed to Cicero on blending youth and age in character. The saying praises a youth with wiselike traits and an old man with youthful vigor, asserting that true mindset transcends physical age.
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Cicéro
Quote on independence by Porter on self support
The saying frames true independence as relying on one’s own exertions. It emphasizes personal effort as the path to genuine self sufficiency.
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Porter
Lydia Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Promises Womanly Benefit
An advertisement urges women to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to improve mood and vitality. It emphasizes the idea that cheerful, lively women attract men and that the formula helps the body through functional disorders.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Nature
Pinkham
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Poe
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Bell Syndicate
WIN Servie
Imesee
Rotel
Finney
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Courrt
Huntley
Joe Krupzklinzovitze
Charlie
Krupzelinzovitze
Pop
J. Millar Watt
Yoave
WNU
Shars
Father
Rosie
Rosigis
Bol AynAkate, Inc
Gluyas Williams
Stray Stories Magazine
Pathfinder Magazine
Triam
Smith
Willie
Gladys Keller
Hutchinson
Kans
Womack Medicine Co
Greensboro
Harold Somers, Inc
de Kalb Ave
B’klyn
N.Y
Wemz