Mattress Named First Son In Ironworker Joke
A Youngstown Telegram joke recalls an ironworker who planned to name his first son Mat after a friend. The wife just had a baby, and the friend greets the father with “how's little Mat,” only for the punchline to reveal the child’s name is Mattress.
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Wes
Youngstown
Easy Game Shifts Toward Prairie Escape
A kindly friend counsels the restless man to travel to Montana for fresh air and mountains. The man scoffs, claiming he knows a mountain boat in Newark. The exchange captures a humorous clash of imagined destinations and desires.
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Newark
New York Times
Disapproving Constituent Confronts Holiday Absence
A constituent questions a congress member's holiday spending. The member replies they are at home rather than in Washington, prompting discussion of duties and attendance during recess. The exchange underscores concerns about representation and availability to constituents.
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Washington
Results of Food Health and Conilctions From Right Feeling
A Boston educator describes harmony between brain and body and cites Grape Nuts as easing nervous strain and constipation. She details a breakfast of raw ground Grape Nuts with hot water, praising increased stamina and brain power. Testimonial attributes health gains to Postum Co. and references The Road to Wellville.
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Lorimer Fight Draws Beveridge Owen and Crawford In Senate
Washington February 11 Senate debates over Senator Lorimer of Illinois turn into a hurdlers race as Beveridge Owen and Crawford lead the charge to unseat him. Senator Johnston of Alabama defends the stance and argues the bribery caveat stains the entire legislature while condemning the action.
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Keeley Found Guilty In Browne Perjury Case
Chicago report says Patrick Keeley former detective in State's Attorney Wayman's office was found guilty of perjury in the second Browne trial. If upheld he faces an indeterminate sentence in state prison. It marks Wayman's first conviction tied to the Browne drive case, with a jury recommending clemency. Keeley showed little emotion as the verdict was announced.
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Lee O'Neil Browne
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Lee O'Neil Bowne
Foster 107-year-old pursues mining claim swindle fight
Foster J. Foster, 107, Buffalo born grandson of Red Jacket, arrives in Kansas City to reclaim a Montana mining claim he says was swindled. With fortune gone and health strong, he plans to start anew whether he recovers the claim or enters a fresh business. He once served as a government scout and secret service agent.
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Chinese Appeals to Taft for Citizenship Help
John Ah Hang, a Chinese Civil War veteran and New York Chinatown cigar store proprietor, writes to President Taft seeking restoration of citizenship after papers were canceled on a legal technicality in 1908. He enlisted in the navy at Brooklyn in 1862 and served under Farragut, voting in New York until cancellation.
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Reaper King Is Cremated in Cincinnati
William N. Whitely of Springfield Ohio, a wealthy reaper manufacturer, was cremated in Cincinnati in a cherry wood casket hewn by himself over 60 years ago. A daughter gave him the shroud twenty years ago and a sculptor made a mask of his features before the cremation. A monument will be erected in Springfield.
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William N. Whitely
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Mr. Whitely
International Bowling Tournament Opens in St Paul
The 13th annual International Bowling tournament opens in St Paul Minnesota today, running twelve days with prizes totaling 85000. The St Paul West Side club prepared elaborate entertainments at its new 50000 club house, and eight fresh alleys welcomed entrants who become club members for the event.
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Exonerate Oil 60 Hampton's and Moffett Retract Allegations
A Philadelphia libel case against Hampton's Magazine and its writer Moffett over claims of the Standard Oil Company's involvement in impure candies prompted signed retractions. Moffett admitted error and apologized. Hampton's issued a corrective note and promised to publish the letters in the March issue. The document includes the publishers and plaintiff addresses and dates.
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Graft Case Ruling Keeps Vote Buying Probe Open
In Danville Illinois Judge Kimbrough ruled City Attorney Jones must answer all grand jury questions about vote selling and buying. The court cited Supreme Court immunity for grand jury witnesses and declared the city election law unconstitutional limiting questioning to events within eighteen months. The probe will continue with remaining summoned witnesses as indictments reportedly loom.
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Volcano Toll in Philippines Rises to Seven Hundred
The Tag volcano eruption and related disturbances in the Philippines killed 700 people in Talisay. Governor Forbes of the Philippine Islands reported to the War Department. Shocks continue as 5000 families are ruined and relief measures are deemed essential to prevent further suffering due to mud and lava destroying crops.
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Cecies Honeymoon Planned in Egypt with Vivien Gould
New York report says Lord and Lady Cecies will wed February 7 and spend their honeymoon in Egypt. They depart February 18 aboard the Cunard liner Carmania, visiting Cairo and notable pyramids in Upper Egypt during their stay.
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Painful fingernail cure via Cuticura ointment
A lifelong sufferer describes repeated nail inflammation and pus at the nail base, loss of nails, and relief after using Cuticura Ointment and Soap. One box cured her, with lasting results, noting no further trouble since 1910.
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I. J. Horton
Katonah
N. Y
Nothing at all Brown What your son knows about racing
Walker and Brown present opinions on horse racing reflecting on what a son does and does not know about the sport, suggesting differing depths of knowledge. The text conveys a playful, opinionated stance on racing awareness without clear events or dates.
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French Lean Coffee Healthful Drink Seed Catalog Offer
Vintage seed advertisement promotes French Lean Coffee as a healthful drink suitable for home gardens of 10 by 10 feet producing at least 50 pounds. Claims ripening in 90 days in Wisconsin with heavy use in Europe. Offers culture directions and a mammoth seed catalog for 15 cents or 31 cents for 10,000 kernels seed mix from John A. Salzer Seed Co. La Crosse Wisconsin.
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Lord's Advertisements in a Young Reader’s Bazaar
A boy Willie visits his nurse and sees bright scripture texts on her walls. Days later his aunt gives him a dime to spend at a bazar. He searches for one of the Lord’s advertisements like Mary has in her room, showing his intent through a simple exchange.
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Where He Made It in the Chicken Business
Binks tells Wobbies he made ten thousand dollars in the chicken business, but he’s out of it now. The wry quip contrasts bold personal gains with others who constantly try to please everyone. The excerpt ends with a reflection: a dead heart enjoys meddling in others’ affairs.
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Wobbies
Harper's Weekly
On the Stage notches in quick remedies and stage notes
A jumble of snippets shows stage talk about casting a light part with an electrician, a note on Hamlins Wizard 1 easing stiffness, Hear It Ball and a college yell. Also mentions Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething and a quip on boastful talking versus thinking.
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Scottville Woman Credits Lydia E Pinkham Remedies
A Scottville Michigan mother of thirteen praises Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for sustaining her energy on a farm and easing backache and bearing down pains. She also notes its help for her daughter with painful periods and irregularity and urges others to try the remedies.
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Lydia E.pinkham
Lydia Pinkham
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Reader cures constipation try it free
Health hints and Questions and Answer editors address the common question how to cure constipation. Dr Caldwell, a longtime stomach and bowel specialist, endorses Dr Borup Pepsin as a remedy. Syrup Pepsin trains stomach and bowel muscles to restore tone, with testimonials from Detroit and Oklahoma City readers. Free samples offered by mail.
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He Borup Pepsin
John Graveline
Ilwaukes Ave
Detroit
Mich
J. A. Vernon
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