When Father Tells A Joke
A man tries a joke at home and finds wife and mother-in-law unamused. Nine wives ignore the humor, the tenth woman scorns it, and a daughter shows pity. A male relative finally roars with laughter and praises the joke's humor. The tale ends with the father pitying women as lacking a sense of humor.
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Extra Ten Minutes Boosts Your Work Effort and Value
A motherly warning on time as currency. Promote dedication by adding extra minutes beyond the required hours. A few minutes overtime can elevate a project from barely meeting standards to excelling, proving commitment to the employer and quality of work.
How Diamond Cuts Glass
Experiments show diamond does not grate grime file fashion but splits particles apart to form a crack along the intended line. Once started, the crack carries through, with a superficial cut depth of about two hundredths of an inch proving sufficient, wearing away the gem rather than enhancing the cut. Other minerals, ground properly, can cut glass but lack diamond’s hardness and edge stability.
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Applicant’s dubious claim taints Memptin job case
A telephone job applicant at Memptin faced a direct question about operating experience. She responded with an unclear phrase that muddled her claim, leaving the interviewers unsure of her qualifications and raising questions about honesty and fit for the role.
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Generous Real Heine firvker to Uncle Hiram
Pudor FU plans to take the farm and cut it into Besiding lots. He offers two best parcels free of charge for the owner of the property, for the rest of the property’s life.
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Water antiseptic uses on ships described in old text
A fragment describes antiseptic properties and potential shipboard use, noting treatment and application specifics. It mentions defined roles and the need for antiseptic qualities, implying practical on board purposes and handling guidance.
News of a Week in Condensed Form
Happenings worldwide are condensed into brief items. The long list includes a mining stage accident near Magna Utah causing two drownings and three injuries, a Seattle conspiracy verdict undecided after jurors could not agree, a Portland streetcar wage strike forecast, and a Hawaii congressional delegation tour among many other items.
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German Morale 5 Crushed by Defeat on World War I Front
A British front report from France notes shattered German morale as captured officers lose faith, seeking peace. It describes continued hard fighting west of Gheluvelt near Tower Hamlet, with German counterattacks costly and ineffective. British troops remain highly motivated, buoyed by recent successes and Allied arrivals.
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No Peace Talks Yet as Pope May Push Urged Accord
Washington reports no further peace discussions will occur unless prompted by a new appeal from Pope Benedict. Officials note German and Austrian replies to the papal appeal were expected and do not alter the current stance. Some diplomats see the central powers' replies as a possible signal the pope may seek another bid to unite belligerents at the peace table.
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Texas Governor Impeached by Texas Senate in 1920s case
The Texas governor was impeached by the state senate on September 2, with ten charges upheld in the bill of impeachment. The article mentions a conviction context involving a coal dealer and Western Fuel company officials, noting fraudulent schemes and prison terms in Gan Quentin penitentiary as part of broader misconduct.
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Central Empires Reply to Pope Benedict II Peace Plan
A Vatican note prompts German Emperor William II and Emperor Charles of Austria Hungary to express support for the pope’s peace proposals. The German reply describes the pope’s effort as a sacred task to preserve peace for the world, while Charles calls the plan a basis for negotiations toward a just and lasting peace and economic relief. Dispatch from Vienna dated Thursday reports the exchange.
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German plot linked to arms for draft resisters in federal case
In federal court at the Lim, testimony connected German funds to the Working Class union in Chicago guiding arms and supplies for draft resisters. J H Holmes testified he joined the group in Potawatomi county on a recruiting officer’s advice, claiming the union planned to arm about 2,000,000 members through LW W affiliates.
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La Follette Seeks Arrest Over Alleged Dissent
Governor Nurngulat announced that if an official probe confirms disloyal statements by Senator La Follette at a nonpartisan league meeting, he may order the arrest. The report cites political tension and calls for security actions amid rising partisan friction.
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Roosevelt Flays La Feilette In Heated Exchange
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McAdoo to Vieit West in unclear report
A garbled OCR item lists names and terms like Liberty, Russia, trial, and witnesses with scattered dates and places. The text contains multiple misspellings and unreadable segments, showing a chaotic summary of a court or political matter amid numerous errors. Entities are fragmentary and few clear facts emerge.
Freezone promises quick corn and callus relief
A Cincinnati chemist introduces Freezone a new ether compound sold for a few cents. The product claims to shrink corns and calluses without pain irritation or chewing away the skin and promises easy removal by lifting the loosened tissue with fingers. Consumers are urged to ask local druggists to stock it.
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Aviation jargon sparks classroom confusion in playful exchange
In a whimsical exchange, Mr. Mitey Wise and a quick thinker debate aviation terms. They translate monoplane, biplane, and hydroplane into humorous misinterpretations, highlighting a lighthearted misunderstanding of flying machines.
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Druggist Knows Best Kidney Medicine For Irish Worker
An Irish factory employee, absent without leave, faced dismissal. When asked why he missed work, he claimed life prevented him from going. He was seen bicycle riding that morning, and explained he was off to fetch the doctor. The exchange reflects wartime humor and daily struggles amid harsh weather forecasts.
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Tebygemple
Past Eminence and The Dusty Digs Alleged in Cryptic Note
A garbled excerpt mentions Past Eminence and a phrase about a dig that yields dust. Names like Mikheow and Amerie Brorett appear amid unclear text describing a method to dodge peril and influence neighbors, suggesting a fractured news brief or puzzle fragment from a historical page.
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