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Which Day Should Congress Eliminate in February
An ironic column riffs on a fictional plan to cut one February day to save money. It surveys all seven days, noting Sunday’s religious objections, Monday’s washday and TV fears, Tuesday’s potential loss, Wednesday’s doctor and golf ties, Thursday’s church music, Friday’s party crowd, and Saturday’s hangover caution. The piece concludes with a tongue in cheek claim that Tuesday in February would be the likely target, and a personal quip about preferring Monday.
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