Too Mushy. A Quip Recalled From a Playful Exchange
A brief parliamentary style snippet recalls a playful exchange about romance with a punchy line about after a kiss and turning sentimental. The remark centers on witty banter rather than a larger event.
Dunning letter reply from country merchant angered
A country merchant received a dunning letter from a wholesaler and weeks later sent a wary reply. The note warns the wholesaler to be patient, claiming debts will be paid as funds come in. It adds a grim aside about judgment day and meeting God, ending with a farewell.
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Doctor's reply at dinner reveals root ailment of children
A pediatrician at a dinner asks mothers about their children's illnesses and answers gravely that the principal ailment is mothers themselves. The remark highlights concerns of parenting and child health in polite society.
Farm Fable Shrugged Off By Cornfield Banter
A New Yorker compliments a New Englander on his corn hillside. They joke about plowing and planting during spins thaws and rocks, finally revealing the line is all in good humor and a backdoor shotgun seed toss. The exchange ends as a humorous aside rather than practical farming advice.
Bred and Bored Wendell Phillips Chooses Law Path
The humorous anecdote follows Wendell Phillips who, after Harvard Law School, opens a practice with no clients. Months pass and his office stays empty. A friend urges him to persevere, noting he was “bred to the bar,” to which Phillips quips that the bar isn’t bread.
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Excited Neighbor Alerts Mrs James to Husband's Electric Shock
In a lively exchange a neighbor shouts for Mrs James to hurry as her husband reportedly grabs a thousand volts. Mrs James responds with bemused curiosity asking for the monetary value in dollars and cents. The moment blends suspense with a quip about worth.
First Aid to the Bainted House by Roger C Whitman
In a Q and A from a home problem column, the expert says good paint should not yellow and discourages laundry blue. A small amount of blue paint in white can be okay if mixed professionally, using oil color in small, thoroughly stirred increments to reach the desired shade.
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