City Editor Whims and Witty Writing Tales
A collection of sharp quips about newsroom life. Jokes mock the push for accuracy and the temptations of clever phrasing. The Farrow and Benny bits showcase playful banter while a young reporter learns about precise wording.
Are They Padded Louie A Goldberg Ady Item
A scattered catalog style clipping mentions a large line of school pants at Goldberg's with stray cartoonish lines and quotes. The text weaves humorous and fragmented notes about vendors, a Courier office, and advertising costs, reflecting garbled OCR from a Gibson City area page.
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Goldberg's
Ady
Gibson City
Farm Ad Prompts Sale Then Halts Offer
A Kansas man asked the editor of his local paper to craft a descriptive For Sale advertisement for his farm. Impressed by the ad’s praise, he chose to keep the property and not sell. The piece also notes a playful linguistic tidbit about the pangram sentence and hints at a long sentence emerging after July 1.
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Kansas
Orient
Chris
America
Middle West
Buck Duane in Theater Shootout at Thelma
Buck Duane got into a shooting scrape at the Thelma theater Wednesday evening. After a tense chase he made a safe getaway with nobody hurt. The Republic notes a magazine flap about women as mothers and says the idea aligns with its view that women make the best mothers.
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Buck Duane
Thelma
Republic
Flapdoodle
Satisfaction Guaranteed and the yearning for perfection
The piece contrasts medical advice on limb size with exercise while recounting a street encounter about Sam A. Paultfinder and a tailor’s failure. It notes a rainy forecast, a stylish outfit criticized, and the narrator’s obsession with finding flaws in everyday life, ending with a child’s innocent smile briefly shifting attention away.
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Sam A. Paultfinder
Tam
Ourself
Sam
Verse and voices in a labor strike era satire
A column quotes critics arguing verse cannot carry feeling for usage differences while labor strife spreads across New York and Chicago. It notes shoemakers demanding a 100 percent raise and parodic pleas for government largesse, alongside Frank Higgins of a produce house commenting on election outcomes and preferring commerce over politics.
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New York
Chicago
German Prisoner Hums Road-Echoes and War Banter
An American soldier returns a German prisoner and finds a pocketful of French money. He mutters a crack about rotting Illinois roads and poor spring and harvest travel. Parowan Times editor Alex H. Rollo defends his Scotch lineage and criticizes self-proclaimed experts while noting the value of skilled work and steady editors.
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Paris
Alex H. Rollo
Parowan
Utah
Spring in the Prost Beautiful Season of the Year
A humorous Virginia vignette contrasts a village store scene with a darky trading an egg for needles and a comical meditation on spring. The piece paints rural life as the “Prost” most beautiful season, with farmers unions striking and households bursting into yearly routines.
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Darky
Wats
Rogey
Missione Ory
China
Fragments From a Lost Time: Odd Vignettes and Jests
A collage of clipped anecdotes and sketches. A dentist’s failed bill collection ends with a gnashing twist. A robber jokes about subscriptions. A man anxious about anesthesia. a poem loving encounter ends when the lights fail.
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