Will of the Boss Quay Forces Parade of Delegates in Pennsylvania
An editorial denounces Senator Quay and his Republican machine in Pennsylvania for dictating delegate selection to support his chosen candidate. It argues the autocratic move eliminates any real choice, condemns Elkin and Stone as discipline tools, and laments reformers backing the Quay umbrella while urging political independence and defeat of the machine backed nominees.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pennsylvania
Senator Quay
Republican Party
Central
Quay
Elkin
Stone
The King Snake: a Friend to Man and Rival to Rattlers
A New York Times account extols the king snake as the deadly foe of poisonous reptiles. It notes its hatch numbers, cannibal instincts among snakes, and its remarkable speed and constricting strike. The piece claims the king snake can overpower rattlers, posing no threat to humans and often lounging calmly when handled.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York Times
Mail Carriers Car Fare Costs Across Cities
A Washington Post report quotes a postal clerk on the large government outlay for carriers’ streetcar fares. It notes Washington’s $4,000 annual allowance and contrasts Chicago’s $26,000, Boston’s $15,500, and New York’s around $10,000, highlighting the broad public expense for transit while on duty.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sam
aHnce
Washington
Washington City
Chicago
Boston
New York
Philadelphia
Pew
Washington Post
Oldest math book Papyrus Rhind and circle squaring
The Papyrus Rhind in the British Museum, believed written by Alimes a scribe of King Ra-us around 2000 to 1700 B C, was translated by Eisenlohr of Leipsic. It contains a rule for making a square equal in area to a given circle and is a transcript of a much older work dating to about 2500 B C in which Seypians solved or thought they had solved squaring the circle.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
British Museum
Alimes
Ra-a-us
B.C
Eisenlohr
Leipsic
Seypilan
Proved her Claim on Brevity and Truth in Speech
The Chicago Post notes a claim about realigned gender brevity in speech. She argues that brevity is as much a woman’s trait as a man’s and recalls a discussion on a marriage proposal. She insists that rejecting a proposal would require explanation and remorse, spoiling the moment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago Post
Suggesting a Remedy Judge Delivers Hasty Ruling on Bet Plague
A deaf and mute wife scolds her husband for betting on horse races with sarcastic fingers. He responds by spelling a slow speech and suggesting he place bhopples on her fingers to fix her gait, a remark attributed to a judge.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Curtain
Detail Requiring Attention Fire Escapes Quote
A quip stressing personal responsibility in safety from the Philadelphia Record on fire escapes. A separate remark from the Atlanta Constitution about Adouls invoking a hunting phrase targets a person named with a sharp blow to the nose.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Philadelphia Record
They're Wonders The Eternal Feminine Riddle Told By A Husband
A Washington Post column recounts a young married man humorously lamenting his wife’s day of shopping eating and social outings. He notes her varied meals and outings end with a headache and questions what could cause it. The piece ends with the man doubting his own grasp of the feminine riddle.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington Post
He Loses and a Mock Proposal in Baltimore News
A dramatic exchange unfolds as a suitor offers to postpone marriage out of respect for the bride’s father. The bride scorns the idea, accusing him of planning to marry her father, and a confrontation ensues over respect and affection in a Baltimore News item.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Papa
Baltimore News
Why the Doctor Felt Bad
A Denver Times quip recalls Dr Binghaim who mistook a patient for dead and sent for the undertaker, only for the woman to revive. The joke centers on the doctor’s misjudgment and the implied insult to his competence.
Beef and terrapin order in Washington Star snippet
A Washington Star fragment shows a character reacting to cost and preferring a terrapin dish with foie gras salad and strawberry liqueur, contrasting beef options with financial constraint. The brief exchange hints at dining choices and social setting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mierpont Morgan
Washington Star
Native Pride in a Legendary Atlantic Race
The racing skipper claims the greatest sea race ever told is the Irish. Hooligan counters with Catholic Standard and Times commentary. The exchange frames a spirited maritime debate on national pride and long sea endurance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Atlantic
The Bluestocking Laughs Off Warnings
The bluestocking laughs at dire warnings that she will wear herself out and proclaims with cheer, Darn me if I do, in a Town Topics style, reflecting bold independence and spirited persistence.
Prodigal Son Returns Home to Die in Frying Pride
A dramatic line from the New York World portrays a tense scene as a prodigal son declares returning home to die, and his father retorts with sharp humor about the cost of a funeral.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pather
New York World
Dr David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy Promises Cures
A historical ads style claim extols Dr David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy as a cure all for kidney bladder and blood diseases. Patient James Lettuce recounts relief after two bottles averting surgery. Quotes from Dr W H Morse endorse cures and widespread medical confidence. The ad notes pricing samples and mail order options via Dr Kennedy Corporation Rondout New York.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
David Kennedy
James Lettuce
Canajoharie
N. Y
Vanderveer
Albany
W. HL. Morse
Westfield
N. J
New York
Dr. D. Kennedy Corporation
Rondout
Fanage
Siberian Natives Defy Extreme Cold in Camp Scenes
A traveler recalls Siberian natives working for half an hour with bare hands to pack tents and lash goods, their fur coats draped over nearly naked bodies at 18 degrees below zero. He notes their obliviousness to the cold while he struggles to light a pipe.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Siberia
Gladstone Comedy on Money Division in Parliament
In a parliamentary debate on electoral qualifications Mr Gladstone quips how many times 1880 pounds 17s 6d can be contained in 2 pounds 138s 8 7d, prompting laughter. The point: repeating a smaller sum as often as a larger is not multiplication, a lesson the house humorously learns.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Gladstone
House of Commons
Exchequer
A Matter of Ears and Eire Jibe in Tit Bits Note
A humorous exchange quotes a boastful tourist insult to an Irish peasant and the witty reply. The item also notes A Oswald holding the agency for Elyslan's extracts and perfumery with a pitch to try the goods.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
O'Brien
A. Oswald
Elyslan
Also Mentioned on This Page
Freeland Tribune
Tribune Printing Company, Limited
Orrick
Freeland
Tribune
Philngetonia Times
Cupletts
Ori
Jought
King Snake
Adouls
Bin
Atchison Globe
Madras
Percale
Chevroti
South Centre Street
Walter D. Davis
E High Valley Railroad
Weatherly
Mauch Chunk
Allentown
Bethlehem
Easton
Philadelphi
Sandy Run
White Haven
Wilkes-Barre
Pittston
Scranton
Hazleton
Delano
Pottsville
Mahanoy City
Shenandoah
Ermel
Ton
Mt. Carmel
West
Betem
Philadelpia
Chanoy City
All Points
EaseSton
Athlehem
Philadelpnt m
Adelphia
Hobhichom Allentowi
Wilk
Rollin H. Wilbur
Cortlandt Street
New York City
Chas
Deaware
SavequeHanna
Schuylkill
Drifton
Jeddo
Eckley
Hazlebrook
Stockton
Beaver Meadow Road
Roan
Hazleton Junction
Oneida Junction
Harwood Road
Humboldt Road
Oneida
Sheppton
Deringer
Tombhicken
Cranberry
Harwood
Nor
Oneppton
Hazle Brook
Liam
Jeanesville
Audenried
Entaer
Amttho Alteriate
Ling