Humorous-Heavy Weekly Eugene Guard Satire Notes
A long sprawl of editorial jabs and society blurbs lampooning politics, crime, floods, and local gossip. Eyewitness quips mention Ex President Cleveland and the University of Virginia, Roosevelt and Quay, a bigamist in Seattle, a salmon theft trial, Portland river floods, and a Wasco mayoral feature with census quips.
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Cleveland
University of Virginia
New Servian Government Proclaims 1901 Constitution Enters
The royal family and several cabinet members were felled by a mob last night as a new government forms. It proclaims that from today the 1901 constitution takes effect and calls a national representatives meeting for June 15, signaling a faster, cheaper change in rulers. No direct claim links the proclamation to the assassinations.
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Servia
Friends of
Fatherland
Baldwin Locomotive Works Hits New Output High
The Baldwin locomotive works of Philadelphia produced one thousand locomotives in six months, an average of six per working day, with orders on hand ensuring continued operation at current capacity into next year.
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Baldwin Locomotive Works
Philadelphia
County Clerk Objects to Papers Open for Record Inspection
The county clerk argues against inspecting papers before recording, fearing misuse and changes. He says records should be recorded first, then the books can be opened to the public, asserting time will ensure safety and accuracy.
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Portland
Portland Pickpockets Oppose Photos In Police Confrontation
Two women pickpockets resisted police for photos in Portland yesterday. The struggle ended with pictures taken but the features distorted beyond recognition, making the photographs useless.
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Portland
General McCook Dies at Seventy-Two in Washington
The veteran general known for swift punitive actions against tribes is described as hard yet merciless, fighting on harsh terms and denying prisoners as he subdued opponents. He died in Washington at age seventy-two.
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McCook
Washington
Flood risks in riverport towns across the Willamette
In river cities across the Willamette, flood losses hit the low riverbanks opposite main towns. Eugene and Springfield show the pattern locally, with Harrisburg, Albany, Salem, and Portland along the riverfront also vulnerable. Despite known danger, high-value land prompts risky development and severe flood damage.
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Eugene
Springfeld
Willamette
Harrisburg
Albany
Salem
Portland
Grateful parent chides applicant over education cost
A stern parent informs a job applicant that 8000 was spent on his daughter's education. The youth replies with a curt thanks and notes he does not need to fund schooling again, outlining family tensions as he seeks entry into the circle.
Ice company president vows higher prices in summer
A citizen asks the ice company president if summer prices will drop with a big ice crop. The president replies prices must rise due to the costs of cutting three feet thick ice, noting the strain on production during winter.
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Ice Company
Court in Session at Regular June Term Hears Crimes
The June term of the circuit court convened at 4 o'clock with Judge J W Hamilton presiding. Cases include gambling and larceny indictments, pistol arraignments, civil suits continued, and several verdicts or judgments being recorded with sentences set for tomorrow.
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Daily Guard
Circuit Court
J. W.hamilton
Geo. M. Brown
BE. A. Lee
Fred Fisk
D. A. McMahon
J. M. Howe
C W Lyons
G. H. Wallace
Robert Pratt
Wade Doughtery
Milton Pally
George Warner
RB. M. Day
RK. G. Fowler
C. A. Davis
Cottage Grove Gamblers Fined For Guilty Pleas
Judge Hamilton assessed fines of 80 each on Geo Motley and H Saunders who pleaded guilty. Tom Goodpasture pled guilty to pointing a pistol at his nephew B I Goodpasture. C F Clevalier also pled guilty to illegal liquor sale and was fined 200 plus costs.
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George Rowe
James Hollingsworth
Win
Moore
Creswell
L. Bilyeu
J. M. Wiliams
Thomas A. Goodpasture
B. F. Goodpasture
C. M. Kinanger
Hamilton
Geo. Motley
H. Saunders
Cottage Grove
Tom Goodpasture
B. I. Goodpasture
F. Clevalier
Costa
Oregon v Bowen and Hollandsworth larceny case verdict
The Oregon state case against Bowen and Hollandsworth for larceny of money from Wm Moore ended with a not guilty verdict after a jury trial. Defense claimed Moore gave the money to keep them from revealing a crime Moore allegedly committed. Other actions included residual civil matters and continuances.
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Oregon
George Bowen
J. Hollandsworth
Wm. Moore
Wm D. Wallace
W. Adams
J. F. White
Chas. Dickerson
J. W. Caylor
Jobn Hise
Joel McCornack
M. Y. Warner
James Offutt
S. Stickels
J. H. Kissinger
Swindler Coggins Captured in Eugene Fraud Bust
J C Coggins for months operated in Spokane and Seattle. arrested in Hampton Brothers store Eugene by Officers Eastland and Croner for passing a forged post office money order. He drew a smaller money order then altered it to a larger amount using chemicals. A U S secret service man had warned merchants. Coggins confessed at jail and money orders plus equipment were found.
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Daily Guard
J. C. Coggins
Spokane
Seattle
Eugene
Hampton Brothers
Eastland and Croner
Coggins
Hanson Bros
Hampton Bros
U. S Secret Service
Hampton's
U. S
Forgery Case Brought Before U S Commissioner
Special Agent Butcher of the Post Office Department is there to investigate. Coggins was brought before U S Commissioner Walton this afternoon on a charge of forgery. He pleaded guilty and wished no bonds. He was returned to jail to await the coming of a U S marshal for transfer to Portland to appear before the U S grand jury.
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Butcher
Post Office Department
Coggins
U. S
Walton
Portland
County Allowances Road Work List June 1908
A June 4 1908 list records road work allowances for numerous individuals including Chas Lemley Chas Kompp H A Kempp Ivy Pffricia Smith Willard Martin Clyde Wright Mark Fleming Ed Holland James Sturtevant Earl Baldwin Henry Crenshaw Harry Hennicntt Fred Murray Hans Hansen Bruce Powell Clayton Hawkins Wm Vaughn Rich Vaughn R Moss Luke Crenawhan Bruce Rowell Ed Dampier John Hooker Squire Smith Claude Stevenson A Read Fred Smith Chester Crowe John McCormick and other laborers.
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Chas, Lemley
Tony Bryant
Chas. Kompp
H. A. Kompp
Chand Ivy
Pffricia Smith
Willard Martin
Clyde Wright
Mark Fleming
Ed Holland
James Sturtevant
Earl Baldwin
Henry Crenshaw
Harry Hennicntt
John Hooke
Claude Stevenson
A. Read
Fred Smith
Chester Crowe
John McCormick
Road Work Roster Includes Wide List of Names
A long OCR list items many individuals with road work duties and small payments. Names include J W Jenkins A J Kraal Frank Hadley Milton Liles Henry Kempp Hreukighowanen Edward Bryant M K Emmons Riley Garrison Sam Norman Bruce Powell Walter Creek Charles Winters H A Cooley P F Davis E Winfrey John A Bowers Amos Johnson Thomas Evans W Powell W D Taylor L F Smith Kee Hodges C K Hale C C Davis A M Thurman Sheridan Srouse Jake Taylor P Bertelsen Pearl Courthwright N C Christensen Jensen S B R Withrow Arthur Jones Fred Darneille Geo Tharme J H Dunlap Nelson Cook J Reed W D Taylor Hansen Gempel W B Smith and many others listed for road work assignments.
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Ae Wdek
J. W. Jenkins
Ork
M. FP Casteel
Jacob Gates
Chas Powell
Robert Liles
Frank Hadley
Milton Liles
Henry Kempp
A. J. Kraal
Abe Campbell
J. R. Jenkins
J. A. Reed
J. M.caruthers
A. Campbell
L. P. Snapp
A. M. Slayter
Edward Bryant
M. K. Emmons
Riley Garrison
Sam Norman
Bruce Powell
Walter Creek
Charles Winters
H. A. Cooley
Ian P. Rodgers
P. F. Davis
BE. Winfry
John A. Bowers
Hi. Bride
John Bodine
A. FP. Anderson
Amos Johnson
Thomas Evans
W. Powell
W. D. Taylor
Ace Brinkley
L. F. Smith
Kee Hodges
C. K. Hale
C. C. Davis
Geo Tharme
J. H. Dunlap
Arthur Jones
John Calloway
Eli Bangs
Able
Fred Walters
Sam Watson
Frank Williams
Geo. Bowler
Thomas Taylor
Fred Gimple
Nelson
Nelson Cook
I. Hansen
Tee Ae Gempel
Jim Horn
A. Apel
Harvey Horn
C. F. Keepke
R. P. Allison
Chas. Nickling
A. Ausman
W. McCollum
Chas. Harkins
HH. Nestel
Alex Gray
Ant Les Bailey
de J. M. Nichols
I. Harwood
Weak Stomach Linked to General Weakness and Health
A historical health advertisement explains that a weak stomach lowers overall strength by reducing nutrient absorption. It argues digestion governs nourishment, cites Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Pellets as remedies, and includes patient testimonials. The piece likens digestion to corn’s health, urging readers to seek guidance from Dr. Pierce’s health guides and products.
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U.S
Pierce
Golden Medical Discovery
Mr.l. Heden
Blackstone, Nottoway Co
Dr. Roe
A. C. Jones
Walterboro, Colleton Co
S.C
Ea She Lowe
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