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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Jan 17, 1903

Page

6

First Stage of Catarrh Warns Against Cold Neglect

The article explains the first stage of catarrh as cold symptoms that may be mild or severe, risking chronic catarrh if ignored. It promotes Peruna with patient testimonials from Elizabeth Uber and M J Brink, urging readers to start treatment at first signs and to consult Dr. Hartman for advice.

Elizabeth Uber Bassett Street Albany Hartman Dr. Hartman The Hartman Sanitarium Columbus Ohio

Dinner Table Gallantry The Hostess Polite Exchange

A brief exchange quoted from the New York Times shows dinner table etiquette with a hostess complimenting Mr Stuffer and him replying that her company more than compensates him. The light dialogue reflects social manners of the period.

Mr. Stuffer Stuffer New York Times

Monopole Salmon Claims Superior Flavor

A Portland Ore based packing firm promotes Monopole salmon as the finest red Columbia River fish. The copy urges consumers to try the brand for its clean preparation and nutritious value, urging purchases through local grocers. Wadhams & Kerr Bros. are listed as packers in Portland.

Northwestern States Columbia River Wadhams & Kerr Bros Packers Portland Ore

Elevator encounter sparks bold remarks about Miss Strong

In a heated exchange Miss As cum and young Mr. Sissy discuss Miss Strong’s alleged masculinity. He recalls a single elevator incident at the Skyscrape building where she supposedly removed her hat and waited until he exited, proving a pointed moment of tension.

Miss Strong Miss Ascum Mr. Sissy Skyscrape

What Would You Do If You Were Famous

A witty exchange from Chicago Record-Herald contemplates sudden fame and its lure. A responder jokes about sleeping until motivation returns, reflecting public appetite for celebrity and the humor of sudden recognition.

Chicago Record-Herald

Hall's Catarrh Cure Promises Cures and $100 Reward

Readers are told Hall's Catarrh Cure cures catarrh, a constitutional disease, by acting on blood and mucous surfaces. Proprietors offer $100 for any case not cured, encourage sending testimonials, and note Hall's Family Pills as a supplement.

Hall F. J, Cheney & CO Toledo

Not Good for Anything Chorus Ad

A humorous old ad featuring Dr Gruffy advising a judge to avoid a remedy while praising Piso's Cure for Consumption. The jingle claims the product has cured coughs and colds for forty years and is sold by druggists for 26 cents.

Cholly Dr. Gruffy

Berlin Faces Surge in Insanity Cases and Asylum Plans

The Tageblatt reports about 300 new insanity cases annually in Berlin. An asylum is under construction with plans to begin two more immediately to handle the increasing need.

Berlin The Tageblatt

Sleeping Volcanoes Warns of Eruption and Contagious Blood Poison Cure

A dramatic warning links sleeping volcanoes to hidden lava and toxic gases with warning signs ignored by valley residents. Prominent ad claims S S S cures contagious blood poison, touting a testimonial from a patient cured after mercury treatments failed. The piece markets The Swift Specific Co. of Atlanta and offers a free medical book and a $1,000 proof claim.

Bowling Green Davies Swift Specific CO Atlanta

Doting Dotage in Gentle Gossip Between Patrons

In a playful exchange Miss De Spite declares affection for George while Miss De Sweet notes that old age leads to imprudent acts, reflecting a light social moment about romance and memory.

Miss de Spite George Miss de Sweet

Wise Bros Dentists Offer Painless Teeth Care in Portland

An old time warning about tartar and tooth decay leads to a plug for Wise Bros dentists at Failing Building Portland Ore. They promote a painless method of fixing teeth, promising prevention, moderate costs, and comfort with an emphasis on starting care now for better sleep and life.

Wise Bros Portland Ore

Mosquito Brains Rival Human Brains, Says Scientist

A Chicago News quip notes a scientist contrives that mosquitoes, proportionally larger, may possess a brain as developed as the average man. The reply agrees the insect is a notable bore even at its current size.

Hix Dix Chicago News

Law Against Bachelors Sparks Gentle Debate

In a playful exchange from the Philadelphia Record, Mrs Oldun proposes a law against bachelors while Peppery counters that widowers remain too particular, leaving women with the bachelors as their only hope.

Miss Wilter Sues Rirkin for Breach of Promise

New York Times item notes Greene Miss Wilter brings suit against Rirkin for breach of promise seeking damages of 50000 dollars. The exchange includes a quip about a football fan and palm leaf varieties. Gray comments on women with a wry remark about marriage.

New York Times Greene Miss Wilter Rirkin Gray

Life preserver quip about whiskey cork removal

A brief exchange compares a flask of whiskey to a life preserver. The punchline notes that the cork is what makes a corked bottle function as a life preserver, but a flask is useless until the cork is removed.

Self-Sacrifice Smoke Warning from Napa Clear

A brief New York Journal feature quotes a quip about self-sacrifice as a character urges to quit smoking. The line features Jimmie and a motherly warning about health risks, framing the act as a bid to save a life.

Jimmie Napa’s New York Journal

Stock Stories From Harper's Magazine Narrative

A quiet guest sits through the first course while the dinner proceeds. As dessert arrives the host shares a tale and the son begs for another story, echoing a classic literary moment.

Little Son Papa Harper's Magazine

Starvation Diets Among Castaway Survivors

A historical note on extreme improvised diets aboard shipwreck survivors near Kilsegg Ireland. Describes stewed rope yarn tar and wax, seaweed, boots, and barnacles as life sustaining when regular food was unavailable. Highlights Windover crew tenacity and other wrecked crews relying on minimal nourishment.

Kilsegg Spain States Atlantic Britain Maholy Gwalior

Cherry Pectoral Promptly Eases Coughs

Advertisement urging mothers to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for coughs and consumption risks. Recommends buying now in three sizes 25c, 50c, and 1.00. advises consulting a doctor and following his instructions. © 1880s Ayer & Co.

Ayer

Where does the word holy first occur in the Bible

A Sunday school member tests children on Bible knowledge and asks where the word holy first appears. A sharp urchin answers quickly that it appears “on the cover,” prompting quiet amusement among the group.

Nonsense Fragments From A Pirate News Clip

A garbled OCR snippet shows an ad for Whee’s Great Nerve Restorator promising a free trial and a Philadelphia address. It repeats a chatty exchange about a vacation and Adam and Eve analogy, connected to fall departure.

Fretiay Estoret Kaine Laddl

Angel Child Gives Toys to Needy Children for Christmas

The angel child confesses she gave all her toys to poorer children who wanted them badly. Auntie vows to buy a doll for Christmas, and the angel child smiles, thinking the gesture was wise.

Auntie

Teething Syrup Endorsed by Mothers in Philadelphia

The Philadelphia Inquirer reports mothers favor Mrs Winston's Soothing Syrup for teething children. The item notes Hewitt and Jewett exchanging insults and a telephone remark, highlighting an odd overheard confrontation. No further details on the quarrel are provided.

Hewitt Gruett Jewett Philadelphia Inquirer Mrs. Winston

Congregation Encouraged to Donate Pants in Plate

Fractured letter notes humorous plea for funds in church plate asking for pants. Mentions nine suspender buttons and a lighthearted appeal to donors.

Breverin Berry

Weather chatter mocks liars over weather and records

The Baltimore Herald quips that judges and liars now face a flood of deceitful claims from auto to records with chronic liars having many things to lie about and scant attention left for weather.

Fudge Baltimore Herald

Misfit Names In Everyday Objects Revealed

A compact exposé correcting common misassumptions about origin clues. Turkeys come from America, Irish potatoes from America, camel hair brushes mainly from animal tails, and Turkish baths from Russia. Porpoise hide and Irish stew misattributions are clarified alongside Prussian blue’s English origins.

Turkey America Ireland Russia China Cleopatra Egypt Prussia England

Blue eyed men as targets of bullies on the border

The excerpt argues that bullies favor blue eyed men as victims, noting such men are seen as soft targets. It claims blue eyed men eventually push back after repeated impositions, building a fighting reputation as courage varies and resentment grows.

Everybody's Magazine

Guaranty Question Faces Bride Over Lease Term

In a light exchange, a groom argues the difficulty of finding a shorter lease than a year and adds a condition to prevent divorce at the end of the first year's term. The bride-to-be challenges the demand, highlighting the awkward stipulation in a domestic dispute vignette.

Allen's Foot-Fase Powder Ad in Old Paper

An old advertisement touts Allen's Foot-Fase Powder as a cure for chilblains dampness scaly feet and corns and bunions with a claim it must be bought from druggists or shoe stores. It offers samples by mail and lists a return address at LeHoy New Jersey.

Allen 5 Ulmstead LeHhoy, N

Willie’s Mysterious Errand Sparks Village Talk

In a curious exchange, Willie’s mother questions where he planned to go after Tommy Stout confirms Willie had been sent on an errand to the corner grocery. Willie did not reveal his destination, leaving the mother and readers with intrigue about the boy’s plans.

Willie Tommy Stout

Ephem and the Chicken Heist Parable

A rustic exchange raises a joke about moral thrift and testimony between Ephem and a Parson. The Parson quips that a man cannot testify against his wife, hinting at shared complicity and rural wit.

Ephem

St Jacobs Oil praised for rheumatism relief and swift cures

Doctors and druggists astonished as St Jacobs Oil is extolled for curing longstanding rheumatism. Certificates from publishers, physicians, druggists, and customers claim rapid relief, enabling many to resume normal life after a few applications.

St. Jacobs George Sclever Chilton Wis Volksbote Fred Eberle Bellaire B. Pick Rochester K. Radder Cleveland Ohio C. L. Brundare Louis Hinkel East Poesten Kill St. Jacobs Oil Herman Rittner Manchester N. Ih Geo. G. Eiffle Palestine Otto Fuls

Sad Memories Speak

A business man warns that you cannot get something for nothing, while a Kentuckian notes some people come close to it in a horse trade, finding the situation mighty discouraging.

Engagement Surprise Reveals Hidden Wealth

Miss Mainchants explains she would not marry Mr Jenks for a million, then reveals she learned he possessed two million after the engagement. Miss Ancott expresses surprise at the change in plans and the newly disclosed wealth.

Miss Mainchants Mr. Jenks Miss Ancott Miss Mainchantz

Photograph Pricing Laughs in a Lippincott's Cartoon

A humorous vignette shows a young mother asking for a photo of her boy and the photographer replying with a quip about charging three dollars for one but cheaper for a dozen. The exchange highlights thrift and impatience with time in a 19th century periodical cartoon.

Lippincott's

Taking No Chances in a Lunch Time Quandary

A businessman considers lunch at home after a new cook arrives at dawn with a reputation for quality. He fears she may not be available by his usual six o'clock dinner, choosing to adjust plans rather than risk a late meal.

Putz Keeps Away With Kleptomania Note

A lighthearted Pennsylvania Punch Bowl snippet features playful slang about keeping away and grabbing what one can, reflecting neighborhood humor on everyday temptations.

Pennsylvania

Japanese Auctions Describe Silent Bid Process

A St Paul Globe reporter notes Japanese auctions where bidders write their names and offers on slips placed in a box. The highest written bid secures the article, with no vocal bidding or public calling of amounts.

St. Paul Globe

Fashionable physician offers recovery with care

In a playful exchange the physician says recovery may come with time and care and quotes twelve dollars. The patient retorts that he will recover and snatches his wad then dashes into the street in a brisk exit.

Biblical Quarrel Over Household Roles Sparks Flare

A husband refused to perform certain chores citing scripture to argue a wife should manage the home. The wife then read 2 Kings 21 12 to her husband cautioning him and remarking that the dishwashing duties have been hers since.

Cluthes Jerusalem Bustand

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