Witty Epigrams Highlight Genteel News Snippets
A collection of humorous observations and quotes from Emmons County papers note rivalries in sports like the spit ball and high ball, fame of a national song, Andrew Carnegie’s stance on wealth, jokes about germs in dollars, and quirks of culture including hypnosis in New York and a machine that makes 10,000,000 matches daily but can never locate one when needed.
Heartbeats and ossification near Russell Sage
A curious note claims the human heart beats 92 100 times daily while asserting activity near Russell Sage's ossification, mixing biology with an obscure detail about bones and proximity to a named figure.
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Russell Sage
Pennsylvania City Council Embraces Prayer at Meetings
A Pennsylvania city council will begin opening its meetings with prayer and will continue to manage the town treasury in traditional fashion. The columnist quips that portraits of Mother Eve suggest the era’s fashion would have deemphasized her waist, implying outdated styles.
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Pennsylvania
Mother Eve
Conscience Fund Grows By Four Cents
A small increase to the United States conscience fund is noted, with a wry remark that another cent would have swelled a brewer’s bankroll. The tone hints at reformers funding and moral accounting in public life.
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United States Conscience Fund
Duke of Manchester Lost Ten Days in Mexico
The Duke of Manchester vanished for ten days in Mexico prompting discussion of organizing searching parties to locate him. Local interest grew as rumors swirled about his whereabouts and welfare during the disappearance.
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Duke of Manchester
Mexico
Williston Foresees Birds Dominating Earth in 3 Million Years
Prof Samuel Williston predicts the planet will be given to birds in three million years. The remark implies anti Andubon milliners act as preemptive revenge against extinction.
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Samuel Williston
How Colds Are Caught Medicine Note
A medical paper reviews why colds spread and how infections occur. It notes readers seek remedies to end colds and suggests practical prevention and treatment approaches, focusing on habits, environment, and common-sense care.
Train births defy odds with twin children
A curious remark notes that when births occur on railway trains they are nearly always twins, urging scientists to study this mystery rather than solar spots.
Justice of the peace overruled on tongue remark
A New Jersey justice of the peace was overridden by a higher court after ruling that a woman's tongue is a concealed weapon under the law. Supporters called the remark mean and inappropriate, while critics urged accountability.
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New Jersey
Justice of the Peace
Government chemist argues longevity supports usefulness to 90
Dr Wiley states there is no reason why a man cannot be useful until age ninety. The piece also notes the anticipated presidential race between Iley and Osler, implying speculation on the likely winner.
Broadway Corner Land Sells For Five Hundred Twenty Five Dollars Per Sq Ft
A sale in New York City secures a 40 by 40 foot lot at a Broadway corner for 525 dollars per square foot. The price reflects prime location and market demand.
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New York
Broadway
Fear Drives More Men Out In Hibbing
Fear compels workers at Hibbing forces to quit after intimidation and threats. Many men state they will not return while fear persists, though pay remains satisfactory.
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Duluth
Minn
Hibbing
Chisholm
Pillsbury
Clark, Glen
Monroe- Tenner
Morrow
McDonald
Bates
Leonard Mines
William Wearne
Magie
Chisholm Pillsbury, Clark and Gien
M. H. Godfrey
Mondday
Miners Strike Toll In Hibbing Chisholm Clashes
A coroner jury ruled the first shots that killed two Finnish miners at Hibbing were fired by idle strikers during ongoing labor unrest. The April 11 riot investigation heard 12 witnesses and noted five shots came from strikers, with some testimony pointing to workers at Barretts mine.
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John L. Agga
Leander Koski
Barrett’s
Hibbing
George M. Butchard
Porter Bros
Prisoner Plot to Blind Sheriff Foiled in Stillwater
In Stillwater Minnesota on April 15 Edward Smith a prisoner planned to blind Sheriff Hawley with pepper from a cell companion. He and Charles Dickinson were indicted for raising checks and returned to Pine County for trial.
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Pine County
Stillwater
Minn
Edward Smith
Hawley
Charles Dickinson
Bounced Student Returns to Iowa University
Regents advise reinstatement of Purley Rinker of Seymour after expulsion in January for alleged plagiarism. Faculty vote endorses the resolution, restoring Rinker to full student rights at Iowa University in Iowa City.
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Purley Rinker
Iowa City
Iowa
Board of Regents of
Iowa University
Seymour
Rinker
Roanoke Engineer Named New Vermillion Faculty Member
Prof. M. W. Davidson of Roanoke Virginia has been elected to fill the engineering department vacancy from Prof Keeley. He arrived in Vermillion and assumed new duties.
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Vermillion
S. D
M. W. Davidson
Roanoke
Keeley
Fire destroys Keller Manufacturing warehouse in Sauk Center
A fire of unknown origin swept through the Keller Manufacturing warehouse in Sauk Center Minnesota last night destroying cutters and lumber valued in the thousands. The loss is partly insured.
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Sauk Center
Minn
Keller Manufacturing Company
Six Families Quarantined in Watkins Smallpox Outbreak
In Watkins Minnesota on April 15, thirty two smallpox cases are reported and six families are under quarantine as the local board of health acts to curb the spread of the disease.
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Watkins, Minn
Board of Health
Manitoba Legislature to Repeal Sectarian School Law
Report says an extra session will convene to repeal conciliatory sectarian school legislation and establish strictly national schools in Manitoba. This move aims to redefine education policy and public schooling standards in the province.
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Winnipeg
Manitoba
Havre Palace Hotel Burns in Havre Mont Fire
Havre Montana April 15 the Palace hotel was destroyed by fire causing a 10000 loss all insured. No casualties reported. Fire started from a defective kitchen connection.
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Havre
Mont
Palace Hotel
Public Examiner Urges Suspension of Beltrami County Officials
Public Examiner P. M. Kerst asks governor to appoint a commission to suspend Beltrami county's county attorney H. J. Loud and county commissioners F. O. Sibley and W. Wright. The report alleges years of neglect, a conspiracy to defraud, and payment of illegal bills, with other officials named for potential investigation and county funds improperly disbursed.
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Beltrami
St. Paul
P. M. Kerst
Beltrami County
H. J. Loud
F. O. Sibley
W. Wright
Thomas Bailey
F. W. Rhoda
D. L. Sylvester
Double murder suspect arraigned in St Paul shooting
William Williams shot and killed John Keller at 1 Reid Court and wounded Mrs Keller in St Paul early yesterday. Keller died at 3 30 am with two bullets found in his body. one in the brain. Mrs Keller, shot in the abdomen, remains alive but at risk. Williams was remanded to county jail as the case awaits prosecution.
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St. Paul
William Williams
John Keller
Reid Court
Williams
Keller
Ancker
Itasca Tragedy: Mother Slashes Children then Herself
Word comes from Itasca near Superior of a triple tragedy as Mrs. Oscar Lempe, sleep-deprived and in mental derangement, slashed the throats of her one-week-old infant girl and six-year-old son with a razor and wounded herself. The mother died. doctors think the children may survive. The husband, a railroad cashier and dock agent for the Omaha line, was away at the time.
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Superior
Wis
Itasca
Oscar Lempe
Omaha Railroad
Runaway bonfire causes civil suits over haystack losses
Sioux City April 15 W W Bal com accused of starting a prairie fire while burning rubbish on his farm. A A Gilman cemetery sexton and three dairymen William Crawford H J Nicholson and A Wetzel sue for losses of four haystacks valued at 117 dollars as wind driven fire swept their fields. A town statute holds a man starting such a fire liable for criminal and civil actions.
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Sioux City
W. W. Balcom
A. A. Gilman
Sexton
Logan Park Cemetery
William Crawford
H. J. Nicholson
A. Wetzel
Fred King Murder Case Trial Continues to April 24
The Kalderwit Hamman and Kolb murder case for the shooting death of Freddie King at Columbia Heights on November 22 is postponed from April 17 to April 24 by court order. The delay allows Judge Giddings to finish the Losee alias Palmer case at Elk River.
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Kalderwit
Hamman
Kolb
Anoka
Minn
Little Freddie“ King
Columbia Heights
Giddings
Losee
Palmer
Elk River
Pastor to Turn Rancher in Nebraska Health Move
Rev. J. F. Watts, seven year pastor of the First Baptist Church in Sioux City Iowa, resigns to become a launchman in Nebraska for health reasons. He plans to ranch near Bassett and spend much time in the saddle. Palmer jury completed Elk River trial heads to state case today in Lundeen murder in a box car.
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Sioux City
Iowa
J. F. Watts
First Baptist Church
Nebraska
Bassett
Neb
Elk River
Minn
Palmer
Crawford
Heino Lundeen
Earthquake Felt in Keokuk Iowa
A slight earthquake was felt in Keokuk Iowa on April 15 causing buildings to shake yesterday.
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Keokuk
Iowa
Injuries Prove Fatal in Breckenridge Lamp Explosion
In Breckenridge Minnesota on April 14 Mrs. J H Kessler aged 75 died last night after severe burns from a lamp explosion. Her husband, also over 75, remains in town.
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Breckenridge, Minn
J. H. Kessler
Fast Train No 23 Wrecks Near Bellefontaine
Train No 23 on the Cleveland Cincinnati Chicago and St Louis line between St Louis and Cleveland wrecked at Bellefontaine last night injuring several persons. The incident disrupted service on the route and prompted emergency response from local authorities.
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Bellefontaine
Ohio
St. Louis
Cleveland
Cincinnati, Chicago & St Louis
Cummings Faces Fresh Suit Over Buckets and Debts
William Richter of Great Falls sues A J Cummings & Co in Fargo for 1270 alleging misappropriation of deposits. Cases in St Paul and Grand Forks accuse Cummings of embezzlement via bucketshop schemes across Montana Utah Idaho and Minnesota. Garnishment and fund searches hinge on local managers keeping assets.
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Fargo
William Richter
Great Falls
Mont
A. J. Cummings & Co
St. Paul
Richter
A. J. Cummings
Cummings
Western Grain and Stock Exchange
George E. de Neen
Cumberland
Pittsburg
United States
de Neen
Brooklyn Rapid Transit
Buffalo
N. Y
Detroit
Mich
F. L. Camp & Co
H.H. Hartsock
Hartsock
United States Court
Butte
Helena
Salt Lake City
Ogden
Utah
Boise
Idaho
W. C. Cummings
Mr. Cummings
Henry Kiefer
Grand Forks
Kiefer
P. H. Canty
Grafton
North Dakota Land Boom Attracts Eastern Farmers
The article extols North Dakota as a land of cheap farming acreage with rapid population growth and strong markets. It highlights rail access, elevators, mills, creameries, and widespread services, plus coal on western farms and rich fair medals. It notes many eastern buyers relocate for affordable land and future value.
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North Dakota
Missouri Slope
Minnesota
Minneapolis
Union
Change of venue ruling in Casselton bank suit
Judge Pollock grants venue change in a suit brought by First National Bank of Casselton against Roy Stevenson and Henry Erickson. Service served on both. Stevenson failed to answer. Erickson sought move to Mae Henry county. court overruled objection and granted the change. Forty other cases affected by the decision.
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Pollock
First National Bank of Casselton
Roy Stevenson
Henry Erickson
Stevenson
Erickson
Mae Henry County
Land office upholds Lariviere contest against Hartzell in delay
Grand Forks land office rules in favor of Louis Lariviere in the contest over Seth Hartzell’s entry near Langdon. Hartzell, jailed for the Byron Stoddard murder, filed July 27 while under judicial restraint. Lariviere, living on the claim since July, faced a canceled title and a contested entry. decision could be appealed to the interior secretary. Hope for summer races noted.
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Grand Forks
Langdon
Lariviere
Hartzell
Louis Lariviere
Byron Stoddard
Mr. Lariviere
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Promises Relief
Sufferers urged to try Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for painful and irregular menstruation. Letters from Nellie Holmes of Buffalo and Tillie Hart of Larimore praise relief from period pain, headaches, and bearing down. The ad asserts safety and urges women to seek advice from Mrs Pinkham in Lynn Mass.
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Lydia E. Pinkhawn
Nellie Holmes
N. Davision Street
Buffalo
N. Y
East
Lydia E. Pinkham
Tillie Hart
Larimore
N. D
Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors
Report by Lothrop and Johnson pat ent lawyers lists patents issued to Northwestern inventors. Items include a theater appliance by August Anderson of Moorhead Minister theater, a concrete block molding machine by Wallace Dow of Sioux Falls, a corn picker and husker by Emil Haack of Howard South Dakota, a manure loading machine by George Koe nig of Le Sueur Minnesota, and a wall construction device by William Marchand of Rolla North Dakota.
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Lothrop & Johnson
Pioneer Press
St. Paul
Minn
Anderson
Moorhead
Wallace Dow
Sioux Falls
Emil Haack
Howard
George Koenig
le Sueur
William Marchand
Rolla
N. D
Mrs Phil Lydig's Fans Stir New York Society
Mrs. Phil Lydig, famed for a striking olive complexion with a red glow and dark eye, showcases a varied costly fan collection in New York. Her two curio cabinets hold Empire period miniatures, ostrich plumes, jeweled sticks, Spanish fans, and painted scenes, with a third cabinet likely needed as gifts pour in.
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Phil Lydig
Honest confession A Doctor s Talk on Food
An eminent Texas practitioner admits bias against advertised foods and praises Grape-Nuts after trying it in Corpus Christi. He reports relief from eructations fullness and indigestion and says he is stronger and more active than in 10 years. The testimonial cites Postum Co. and the book The Road to Wellville.
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Texas
Corpus Christi
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellvyilie
Question on self image from Miss Fairley and Dolby
A humorous exchange from the New York Press has Dolby asking Miss Fairley what features she would choose if she could remake herself. She replies she would look exactly as she does now, surprising Dolby who cannot grasp her view.
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Dolby
Miss Fairley
New York
Mr Jones Finds Cure After Doctors Fail for Rheumatism
Mr William Jones of Oxford Michigan suffered three years of severe rheumatism after exposure in February 1901. Six doctors failed to help until he trusted Dr Williams Pink Pills in 1904, and after completing the regimen he says he is entirely well. The pills are sold by every druggist.
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Mr. Jones
Dr. Williams
Mich
Williams
There's the Rub Travel Dream Versus Police Intervention
In a candid exchange the speaker muses on trading wealth for freedom to travel while Skemer notes the police might intervene to prevent such plans. The dialogue contrasts desire with risk and authority.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Ad
An old advertisement promotes Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children used by a nurse at a New York Children's Home. It claims cures for feverishness headaches stomach troubles teething disorders break up colds and worms with a 25 cent price and free sample by Allen S. Olmsted Le Roy New York.
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