Inauguration Day Verse and a Tale of Truth and Lies
A fragmented newspaper fragment combines an archaic political ode praising popular sovereignty with a long prose excerpt. It shifts to a humorous domestic scene where a narrator laments truth telling, contemplates romance with Gaston, and ends with a playful moral about white lies and social tact.
The White Lies of Juliette in a Cherbourg Journey
A young narrator recounts a voyage with Miss Harriet and her brother Paul, defying her father’s insistence on truth. She records blunt exchanges with a train guard over fares, a quarrel with Harriet, and the household tension as they travel toward Cherbourg, hinting at parental absence and the burden of care.
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Toner
Ant
Vagius
Magia
Papa
Putin
Gaston de Tourperttes
Tie
M. Gaston
Asany
Paul
Mamma
Gaston de Tournettes
Pata
Juliette
Cherbourg
Custom House
Cherbons
Wasps Preserve Fresh Meat and Other Odd Notes
The article describes wasps preserving fresh meat by anaesthetizing prey and storing it for their young, and notes tarantula killers. It then shifts to various curiosities such as advice on posture, traveling spiders, keeping nails clean with lemon juice or rubber erasers, fashion tips on costume matching, tobacco's effect on hearing, circuses in winter quarters, and a joked exchange about marriage roles.
The Cold Shoulder and Witty Cartoons Cited
A collage of humorous quotations from newspapers includes light exchanges about calls to banks and social misplacements. Jokes touch on diplomacy, family, and love of writing with sharp one liners, reflecting early 20th century wit and wordplay.
Old Prince the street horse wins hearts with quiet charm
A Chicago Record-Herald feature recounts Prince the street horse who stands for his owner’s window each morning and amid curbside chatter brings smiles to all. He saved a child from a car rush, charmed a thoroughbred, soothed a quarrel, and earned gumdrops from grateful neighbors.
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Prince
Les
Stinflint
P. Simpson
Old Man Smith
Smith
Princes
Simpson
Alinois
Chicago Record-Herald
Not and Good Swap War Comment
A New York editorial warns against swapping a hypothetical war between Russia and Japan for a conflict between France and Germany describing the idea as moving a pair of bat tomcats from a neighbor’s back fence into your dining room.
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Russia
Japan
France
Germany
New York
The Only Way to Health Through Digestion
A vintage health notice promoting social Dyspepsia Cure by H A Dykeman. Claims that nourishment comes from a healthy stomach and lists ailments such as loss of appetite nervousness headaches constipation sour risings and indigestion as curable. The ad emphasizes Kaedol digesting what you eat and strengthening the digestive system.
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H. A. Dykeman
Old Treasury Bill Worth 26 Thousand Pounds Believed Genuine
An uncounte d treasury bill for 100 pounds dated 1745 was shown to the Bank of England. It is believed to have been issued at 3 percent compound interest, making its present value about 26,000 pounds or 130,000 dollars. The treasury has not yet paid it, but general opinion suggests it will have to.
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Treasury
Bank of England
Care of the Clock Fix via Kerosene Saturated Cloth
A curious tip suggests placing a kerosene saturated flannel inside a clock to restore accurate timekeeping. The method claims to make the mechanism run like new again, inviting readers to try the approach.
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