A Few Grins Reveals Odd Mirth in Yonkers
A bald-headed man jokes about making money selling mice to a nearby music professor. The professor allegedly uses the rodents to test the voices of young women, a curious anecdote cited by the Yonkers Statesman.
Accused Says He Paid For All He Ate In Delicatessen Robbery
In court the accused explains his theft of cash from the delicatessen register by claiming he is a proud man who always pays for what he eats. The judge questions why no food was taken. The exchange highlights the defendant’s unusual justification for the crime.
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Houston Post
Didn't Appreciate His Music
A Yonker Statesman quirky snippet recalls a child asking about a cornet rack and a parent explaining it helps carry a tune, highlighting lighthearted domestic humor.
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Yonkerg Statesman
Woman Finds Relief Kidney and Bladder Troubles
Mrs. G. Hyde of Homestead Michigan reports relief from backache and tiredness after using Foley Kidney Pills. The testimonial notes a renewed energy enabling her to resume daily work with improved well being.
Thanksgiving at Home Becomes Turkey Vacation
The Buffalo Express reports a lighthearted quip about spending Thanksgiving at home. A couple plans a simple holiday with a turkey as their centerpiece, embracing a cozy domestic celebration.
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Wife
Buffalo Express
Cut This Out For Foley Sample Kit Offer
A vintage advertisement urges readers to mail a form with name and address and a 5 cent stamp to Foley & Co at 2835 Sheffield Ave Chicago to receive a trial package of Foley products including Honey and Tar Compound Kidney Pills and Cathartic Tablets. The notice is signed by Potts the Druggist.
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Foley & Co
Sheffield Ave
Chicago
Foley
Potts
Rhubarb Plants Curiously Versatile in Journal Note
The Kansas City Journal notes rhubarb serves as both food and drug. It contrasts with cabbage by noting rhubarb can be eaten or smoked.
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Kansas City Journal
World’s Best Corn Remedy Endorsed by UP DrugCo
A brief notice proclaims Dillon’s Seld as the world’s best corn remedy, with UP Drug Co recommending it for universal appeal and effectiveness. The line suggests a promotional endorsement aimed at consumers seeking relief from corns.
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Dillon
UP ‘Drug CO
UG CO
Do Not Disregard a Cold Warns Druggist Advertisement
A vintage drug advertisement warns that neglecting a cold can lead to serious illness and notes Foley's Honey and Tar as a preventive remedy. The copy claims the syrup loosens phlegm clears air passages eases hoarseness and stops tickling throat.
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Foley
Potts
Adv
Narrow Escape Described in Adams Enterprise Adage
A Ga. Enterprise anecdote recalls a first airplane flight that climbed high, causing breath loss and fear of heaven, but ended with a safe return to the playing ground. The tale underscores cautious wonder and resilience.
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Adams
Enterprise
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve McCrery's Kidney and Bladder Ailment
James McCrery of Berrien Center Michigan suffered two years from kidney and bladder trouble despite various medicines. Foley Kidney Pills provided relief from aches and pains and stopped sleep disturbance from the bladder ailment. The product claims to stop backache and rheumatic pains and ease lameness. Adv. Potts, the Druggist.
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James McCrery
Berrien Center
Mich
Potts
Difference Twixt Man and Woman
A brief joke item from the Florida Times-Union notes Jones and his wife finding a bottle on the seashore. The wife laments no love note inside, while Jones laments no drink. The quip plays on gendered expectations in a seaside scene.
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Jones
Florida Times-Union
When You Wake With A Bad Taste And Constipation
An ad promoting Chamberlain's Tablets for relief from bad mouth taste dullness and constipation. Claims the tablets cleanse and invigorate the stomach and improve digestion. City Drug Co. advertisement.
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City Drug Co
Hungarian Whisky Made From Many Foods Says Paper
A Yonkers Statesman quote notes Hungarian whisky is made from tunnips mixed meat potatoes and molasses. It adds a quip that a small portion of meat could turn it into a goulash.
Chamberlain's Tablets proposed for permanent relief from constipation
Advertorial asserts most laxatives give only temporary relief and recommends Chamberlain's Tablets for lasting relief. It claims the tablets move the bowels improve appetite and strengthen digestion and urges careful observance of directions with each package. City Drug Co. Abv. 1m.
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Chamberlain
City Drug Co
Fragmentary overheard lines prompt cautious remark
A Florida Times Union fragment presents a terse exchange about marriage and remarriage with phrases like “So you have been married before” and “What will your first husband say in the hereafter.” The text hints at social judgment and personal history in a casual, overheard tone.
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Florida Times-Union
Prospective Bridegroom’s Price Shock in Edinburgh Shop
A Scotsman report notes a fiancé reconsidering marriage after furniture shop prices. He jokes it may be cheaper for her to sue for breach of promise than pay for the goods. The item reflects consumer price concerns and matrimonial satire.
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Edinburgh Scotsman
My Last Round of Mayr’s Remedy Ends Stomach Suffering
A patient recalls ten years of severe stomach trouble diagnosed as cancer. After using Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy twenty years ago they claim lasting relief, improved sleep, and normal appetite. The ad promotes a harmless preparation claiming to remove catarrhal mucus and reduce inflammation. Potts the Druggist and other druggists offer a money back guarantee.
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Mayr
A Good Cough Medicine for Children
Mrs J W Phillips of Redon Georgia phoned merchant J M Floyd to refill a bottle of Chamberlains Cough Remedy. She says it helps her children and wants to continue treatment, claiming it eases coughing and loosens phlegm. City Drug Co. Adv. im.
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J. W. Phillips
Redon
J. M. Floyd
Chamberlain
City Drug Co. Adv
Potatoes Rally Tip Sparks Small Shopper Upheaval
A Buffalo Express quip notes a hot tip on rising potato prices. A shopper bought three pecks and a quart ahead of the expected jump, illustrating market chatter and streetwise hustle.
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Buffalo Express
Only a Cold Are You Ill
The ad warns that a common cold can lead to serious diseases and urges early treatment. It promotes Chamberlain's Cough Remedy from City Drug Co, claiming quicker relief lowers danger.
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Chamberlain’s
City Drug Co
First Million Origins Question Sparked by Millionaires
A Birmingham Age-Herald quote reflects on how few multimillionaires disclose how they earned their first million, noting that in modern times such inquiry seems impertinent and rarely pursued by the wealthy.
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Birmingham Age-Herald
Foley's Honey and Tar Advised by Louisville Mother
Mrs. Heck of 728 Fehr Ave Louisville Kentucky reports her son’s persistent cough improved after using Foley's Honey and Tar He suggests it is fine and recommends it to anyone. Ad claims it treats coughs colds croup whooping cough and notes it contains no opiates.
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Heck
Fehr Ave
Louisville
Foley
Doctor Advises Balanced Meals in Diet Tips
A Birmingham Age-Herald quote notes a doctor urging well balanced meals. The joke questions if the doctor means the person carrying a tray in a cafeteria who spills if the meal is not balanced.
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Birmingham Age-Herald
Foley Cathartic Tablets Endorsement by Geo Jenner
Geo Jenner of San Antonio recommends Foley Cathartic Tablets as the best laxative for constipation and biliousness. He claims the pills cleanse bowels sweeten the stomach and benefit the liver and endorses them for traveling men. Adv. 1m.
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Geo. Jenner
Labor St
San Antonio
Tex
Bear Watching Music Teacher and Butcher Scales
A Boston Transcript humorous exchange notes a music teacher watching a pupil’s scales and a wife mentioning watching her father the butcher while he runs scales. The quip highlights vigilant oversight in daily tasks and playful family dynamics.
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Boston Transcript
Prevent Tuberculosis: Mothers Urged to Guard Babies
Dr Victor Vaughan of the National Tuberculosis Association warns that most infections begin in childhood. He urges mothers to keep infants away from dust and germs, use sanitary floor materials and toys, and give individual dishes. The Red Cross Christmas Seal campaign supports protection.
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United States
National Tuberculosis Association
Red Cross
Victor Vaughan
Dr. Vaughan
No Time to Lose Dialogue Sparks Coupon Plan
A Detroit Free Press fragment shows a tense exchange about actions to save money, discussing acquiring coupons for a pink plush sofa and referencing earlier claims about liquor. The setting hints at a fraught public or consumer issue in progress.
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John
Detroit Free Press
Shaving Bill Sent Up To Doctor In His Room
A Yonkers Statesman item jokes about a caller asking to see a doctor who is upstairs shaving. The maid explains the doctor cannot be seen and urges delivering the bill for him to shave down.
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Yonkers Statesman
Unceasing Misery Warns Kidney Sufferers to Act
An old time plea for Dean's Kidney Pills cites constant pain and restless nights from kidney trouble. Mrs. M A Robison of 328 Glendale Ave testifies the remedy cured her and urges buyers to insist on genuine Dean's pills from Buffalo manufacturers.
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Dean
Dillon
M. A. Robison
Glendale Ave
Sean GP Hn Price
Robison
Fostee
Buffalo
N.Y
Pire
Interchurch World Movement selects Butte for Montana conference
Butte hosts the Montana State training conference of the Interchurch World Movement December 1 to 3. B W Edworthy announces 250 church leaders from counties and denominations will attend. A six leader national team will deliver talks with fifteen minute addresses and forty five minute discussions.
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Butte
International World Movement For
Montana
B. W. Edworthy
Interchurch World Movement
Idaho
Wyoming
Interchurch, World Movement
Interchurch
Christian Leadership
Furniture Drive Aims To Furnish Legion Club Rooms
At a Dillon American Legion meeting the committee on clubrooms was tasked to launch a furniture drive for the new Legion club rooms. Residents with extra furniture are asked to donate. The group also seeks to assist men with disability discharges by arranging vocational training and transportation to Dillon, noting a five year training window and ongoing compensation.
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The
American Legion
Committee On Clubrooms
Dillon
Yates
Legion
Training Aid Promises Employment and Family Support
Government supports living and tuition, aiding after training with job placement. If married, compensation adjusts to provide a comfortable family living expense.
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