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Newspaper
Dillon Tribune
Location
Dillon, Montana, United States of America
Date
Jun 15, 1933
Page
6
A young heir visits a School of Deportment run by a bowing Frenchman who pitches a flawless system. The proprietor boasts a past pupil who took three lessons and was deported yesterday, a gag that ends the tale with a pun on the word deported.
Peter Rabbit confronts Short-Tail the Shrew and questions his hunting. Short-Tail defends his appetite and declares he hunts anything that moves while boasting he needs large meals to stay active. He proves a sharper, less polite rival in the tale.
A 1933 Bell Syndicate WNU Service caption likens a racketeer to a fly buzzing about the ears of honest business, framing the term in a humorous, moralizing quip.
A quirky note contrasts early Romans with modern needs, noting the large brass demand for safety pins in America. The figure cited is 5,700,000 tons of brass required to make the billions of pins used annually, reflecting the scale of this common item in 1933.
A reflective verse fragment suggests the speaker feels a persistent debt to those who came before and to future generations. Lines imply mortality, memory, and responsibility, with a 1933 attribution to Douglas Malloch via WNU Service. The piece emphasizes repayment of the past through actions that brighten lives ahead.
Peter chats with Short-Tail the mouse and a boastful eater who claims to consume twice his weight in food daily. Short-Tail returns with a snail and plans to save it for winter, remarking on appetite sightings that evening.
The article states that a springy steel shaft offsets deficiencies in players by increasing distance and reducing shock from thicker shafts. It recommends pairing the springy shaft with a deep, heavy-faced club to add life to the swing, benefiting both weak-wristed and strong-wristed golfers when swung smoothly and not too fast.
Leftover ham and other scraps are ground with onion and pepper to form a sandwich filling mixed with salad dressing for toasting. Roast beef scraps with onion and horseradish fill bread with butter. Ham and tomato sandwiches feature parsley mace lemon juice butter and tomato. A curry flavored spread uses curry powder onion juice and lemon for soft sandwiches.
Government efforts aim to conserve forests by waterproofing and fireproofing trees. The humorous tidbits note teachers’ exam questions and essays mentioning these measures as a joking example.
The text notes that those who settled Massachusetts and those who settled Virginia were the same. It also mentions French houses built with plaster of Paris and describes epidermis as a thin white tissue paper on the back of the hand. A contortionist is defined as a lady who recites pieces.
A humorous remark compares a bird with ho wings to human flight, noting it "ales almost as well" as people. The playful line captures a light moment in a casual conversation between Bill and another speaker.
A traveling salesman asks about the highwaymen. Cactus Joe reports a few bandits near Crimson Gulch. The last salesman left town with unpayable debts, leaving the boys tied to monthly installments they may never settle.
Miss Slater asks if she lives in the house left by her aunt as she faces a legal question. Colonel clarifies that his lawyer resides there.
A brief quotation from Hummel in Hamburg features Mr McTavish receiving a small tip after a dream like exchange. The line suggests a whimsical matter tied to a modest gratuity and a playful blessing.
A playful exchange recalls where beauty first struck him at a masked ball in Boston. The banter hints at romance sparked in a social setting.
A quirky Kansas City Star quote defines an adult as someone who has stopped growing except in the middle. The remark plays on the idea of growth limits and adult status with a humorous twist.
Rail line chatter from the Mont real Gazette hints at a traveler asking if a capable man is bound for New York and another replies he will alight himself.
A humorous dialogue from Humorist Magazine shows a policeman challenging a motoring woman about a car left 20 minutes, with the driver defending the clock in the other room as fast and unreliable. The banter frames a light critique of courtesy and nuisance.
A patient asks the doctor if healing will let him play piano again. The doctor assures a positive outcome, praising medical skill. The exchange highlights optimism after injury and rehabilitation potential.
A fragmented report describes Eloquence Henry addressing a large audience at Gawge with questions about what Zoel said and responses that hint at a reflective, informal speech. The piece notes a conversational tone and a sense of communal listening.
Alexandria Sophia awakens from a wedding day fantasy to find herself Sophie Orloff, a dressmaker’s apprentice in a Lenox Avenue hall room. War and revolution erased Moscow’s Dolgoruki palace dreams and the once known world of Aunt Karlova’s lace, leaving her with a stark, lonely present.
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