The Poor Man's Philosopher on How to Cure Gossips
HAL BOYLE laments gossip as a costly social vice and urges a truth serum to detect it. He cites everyday settings from bars to office water coolers, comparing gossip to war chatter and urging historical punishments and new cures. He argues gossip harms individuals, families, and nations, and envisions a future anti gossip science.
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Diamonds on the Toe of the Shoe Caper
A humorous line mocks a heist scenario where diamonds are allegedly hidden in a shoe. The quip hints at clever conceit and comic bravado within a theft tale.
Decatur Couple Laughs and Quarrels Over Church and Marriage
A Decatur man asks how long since church and his wife cries over their wedding day. The Prosperous Times quotes contrast with a prosecutor psychiatrist exchange about a blind search in a dark room. A young Decatur pair walk and joke about marriage and a car. A steno excuses herself after an accidental fall from a boss’s lap.
Prandia Offers Top Babysitting Value in Rising Market
In a county clerk’s office rumor, locals discuss Labor Market notes on babysitters, with Prandia praised for quality at lower prices. A Decatur man jokes about home insurance and marriage licenses, reflecting a wary public mood about costs and future safeguards.
Diner Requests Bizarre Meal Aspinions and Jokes
A diner quips to a waitress for cold food burnt toast and bad eggs in a crackling cup as a puzzled server serves a troubled man. A Decatur woman laments marriage woes and a neighbor shares a tale of catching a spouse. Common sense opens with time.
Secret to happiness lies in liking what one must do
A collection of quips and jokes. The lines touch on daily life, marriage, money, and ambition with wry humor. A plumber jokes about meters while a minister performs a wedding. The tone mixes wit with social observations from a newspaper page.
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Can Black-Draught Help That Headachy Feeling
An old advertisement touts Black-Draught as a friendly laxative that may relieve headache and other symptoms if caused by constipation. It emphasizes low cost per dose, quick action, and a four generation sales track record.
Historic Camp Meeting Set for 48th Hartselle Encampment
The Hartselle Camp Association plans the 48th encampment from July 29 to August 8 on an 11 acre tract one mile east of Beeline highway. The open air tabernacle seats about 1,000 with cabins and dormitories for guests and a dining hall for 150. Noted ministers and educators have spoken here, aiming to spread Wesleyan gospel in Morgan County and nearby areas.
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John L. Brasher
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Morgan
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