Ever Striving For Nebraska A Better Place To Live
Editorial promotes freedom self control and moral action drawing on the Coveting Commandment Golden Rule and Declaration of Independence. It urges readers to promote and preserve freedom and to inspire others, framed as guidance for daily living in Columbus Nebraska in January 1977.
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Nebraska
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P.O
Columbus
Environmentalists' weekend pilgrimage ends in contradiction
A satirical portrait follows a nature-loving militant as he outfits for a backcountry trip using products from mining, oil, textile, and agricultural industries. The piece traces his dependence on earth-derived goods from boots to sleeping bags and laments the clash between environmental rhetoric and consumer reality.
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Japan
Explorers Youth Group Formed in Columbus
The Columbus youth group Explorers, linked to the Boy Scouts of America, seeks community jobs to fund its activities. Advisor Don Kapperman notes plans include canoeing and invites local work offers via the central line 564 2217.
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Columbus
Explorers
Boy Scouts of America
Explorers” OF Columbus
Don Kapperman
Growing government shows size of federal payroll and holdings
The piece cites U.S. News and World Report figures: five million Americans on the federal payroll, 2.9 million civilian workers, 2.1 million active duty military, government spending about a quarter of national output, 760 million acres of land owned, 405,000 buildings valued at $91 billion, rent on 54,000 buildings at $663 million annually, 443 million square feet of office space, a comparison to Sears Tower, federal funding of 25 percent of state and local grants, $60 billion in grants, 5,148 forms down to 4,304, 211,000 federal workers handling paperwork, 1,206 aid programs, 34,000 offices, and 1,240 advisory boards.
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U.S. News and World Report
Washington
Sears
Chicago
From Governor to Mister in Public Address
A 1935 column ponders the fate of ex officeholders. It notes governors retain the title for life while ex presidents may become plain Mister, and discusses how political identity shifts after leaving office. The piece cites Connally Carter Ford and calls for a naming convention.
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Kentucky
Texas
John Connally
Connally
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Treasury
Ford
Georgia
Jimmy Carter
Carter
Best policy Best policy about cats in current events
A humorous column defends writing about cats by contrasting them with current events. The narrator recalls a boy with a dog chasing cats, defends independence of cats, and reflects on changing views while keeping a light tone.
Cats and dogs and a writer who loves their natures
Jim Fiebig reflects on how cats and dogs are perceived. He argues cats are careful and focused on their own business, while dogs strive to please humans. He notes his own cats ignore schedules, and laments Duke’s absence.
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Old Duke
Unemployment Office Staff Flourish in 1976 View
Barbs by Phil Pastoret note one place of employment thriving as unemployment service staffs grow. The piece also jokes that running from the presidency appears to be the trend in some quarters for 1976.
Night Patrol and the King Cole Trio in Harlem
A noir street vignette follows three veteran black cops Knobbie Kinky and Baldie patrolling Harlem routes by night. They taunt danger as they raid a cellar prostitution den, confront a drunk Jimmy, and pursue whispers of a gold Cadillac tied to Maxie in Lenox Avenue.
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Harlem
King Cole
Knobbie
Kinky
Baldie
West 144Th
Jimmy
West Side
Leslie
Lenox Avenue
Deanery
Maxie
Dope Bust Turns Grim Night Into Dull Farewell
In a tense night near Eighth Avenue, a dope dealer named Maxie is rushed by a pursing assailant and then surrounded by a group including the King Cole Trio. A hidden stash worth $22,400 is claimed by investigators as planted. Maxie is grabbed and later taken away as dawn approaches.
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Stuyvesant
Maxie
Deanery
Baldie
Eighth Avenue
King Cole
Knobbie
Television execution plot shocks Super Bowl crowd
A spoofing dialogue envisions televising executions during Super Bowl XI with Gary Glamor awaiting a firing squad as reporters, broadcasters, and a named lineup of sharpshooters from various cities discuss delays and royalties amid a staged field scene.
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Gary Glamor
Glamor
Barbara Wadders
Barbara
Howard Corsair
Alex
Howard
Minot
North Dakota
Wally Scrudge
Yazoo City
Mississippi
Buford
Bo” Regard
Central Park
New York City
Sylvester Skulker
Boise
Idaho
Big Carl’ Fenstermacher
Swamps
Louisiana
Billy Joe Pogue
Final contestant selects rifleman amid murderously dark pageant
In a bizarre televised segment, Mrs. Viola Shlock from Rye, New York, in a chicken suit, is asked to name the rifleman with the blank cartridge as a mock execution unfolds on a field show. The spectacle includes a firing squad, instant replay, and sponsor messages before a Sunday night scheduling shuffle.
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Monty Monty
Hattie
Monty
Mrs. Shlock
Howard Corsair
Howard
Mr. Glamor
Gary
Gary Glamor
Bruio Blatz
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