Havelka's Hi Jinks Lose For A Lesson In Defeat
A satirical piece quotes Vice President Spiro Agnew and a fictional Professor Chamberpot arguing that defeat in Vietnam could bring economic stability and social order. The absurd column mocks pro defeat rhetoric, noting inflation, women’s lib, and foreign policy as evidence. It closes with a jab at sending losing coaches to help propagandize defeat.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jim “Havelka
Spiro Agnes
Pennsylvania Avenue
Martha Mitchell
America
Veep
U.S
Chamberpot
Pollyanna
Alumi
Ilure
Penn Central Railroad
Japan
Germany
France
Britain
Great Britain
North Vietnam
Women's Liberation
Telegram Newspaper Ad Rates and Address Notice
Telegram partnership publishes daily except Sunday with mail and carrier delivery. Subscription costs 320 per month by carrier and 31.00 per year by rail to multiple Nebraska counties. Change of address instructions urge prompt postmaster notice and return of old and new addresses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Colmbus Nebraska
Ty Columbus
Platte
Bone
Qutter
Colfax
Merrick
Nance
Polk Spontles
Rattle
Nabraske
Columbia
Driver shows temper battering car in Utrecht incident
A police stop for speeding in Utrecht ended when one of two men inside took an iron bar from the back and began battering the vehicle. The driver claimed the car as his own and dismissed the officer’s actions before the pair walked away.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Utrecht
Volland
UPI
Astrological Forecast For All Zodiac Signs
A garbled astrological forecast provides general guidance for Aries through Pisces, noting personal growth, relationships, and decision making. It references travel, career, creativity, finances, and social ties with emphasis on timing, independence, and practical restraint. Characters vary. individuals are urged to trust intuition and communicate clearly.
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Leo
Bey
Sagittarius
Capricorm
Messese
Subie
Aquarius
Experts say recovery won't fix most firms' liquidity problems
Business liquidity has been building since 1964 as firms borrowed heavily on bonds mortgages and loans. Analysts say even with a recovery, new equity financing remains hard, and dependence on rolling over debt has worsened strains across Chrysler Lockheed Penn Central and other firms.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
UPL
Watnot
Tilford
Games of Manufactu
Rers
Hanover ‘Trust Co
Henry Kaufman
Salomon Bros
Raymond Saulnier
Columbia University
Saulnier
Penn Central
Chrysler
Lockheed
Public hearings on Colfax VE High School District plan
Leigh-Allen Koliha and Alvah Mueblich announce multiple public hearings for the proposed Class VE High School District in Colfax County. Dates span Aug 31 to Sept 18 at various district schoolhouses and the senior high in Schuyler, with times to be announced.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Taurus
Leo
VIRGO
Leigh — Allen Koliha
Alvah M. Mueblich
Colfax County
Schuyler
Schuster
Schogdl
Rogers
Richland
Clinton Robert Hogendorn Born at Norfolk Hospital
Mr. and Mrs. Don Hogendorn welcomed a son named Clinton Robert born August 14 at the Norfolk Lutheran Hospital. He weighed six pounds six ounces. Grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Buss of Pierce and John Hogendorn.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Leigh
Don Hogendorn
Norfolk Lutheral Hospital
Clinton Robert
Ernest Buss
Pierce
John Hogendorn
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Hi-Jinks
Inne
27Th Avenue
Columbus
Sidney Omarr
Arigy
Gemini
Zidune Zal
Scorpio
Alta
Galt
Okter
Apelles
Aries
By Leroy Pope
UPI Business
Wester
Tooley Drug Store
Dean Marshall
Dick Nelson
Marshall-Nelson Agency
2915
1Ath Street
Geass Funeral
Stephen H. Hancy
23Rd Street
Sylvania
Sylvania Awenst
eOny
Woodbury
Heater
Anchor Hacking
Gibson
Pth
Bob
Iil
Arps van Stieanih
Brava
Clweser’s
Dan Sry
A“&Star
Ghoombalt
St. Petlesabure
Fla
Oe i. Oe
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