Captain Buys Half A Pint Before Fire Call
A local fire company captain enters Joe's place and orders half a pint of beer instead of his usual pint. The bartender, surprised by the small order, confirms the amount. The captain explains he has no time for a pint as he is on his way to a fire.
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Joe
NO BITES TODAY A quirky river talk turns to relations and fits
An eclectic dialogue features a fisherman seeking bites, jokes about relatives, a judgment about a boy named Smithers, a sneeze setup, and a fashion critique on a Mabel suit. The banter touches on wealth, marriage choices, and comic misunderstandings.
Powder That Stays Put Sparks Playful Exchange
A humorous exchange between a lady and a druggist contrasts a kiss-proof face powder with a joking offer to oversee testing grounds. The skit hints at beauty products and playful advertising banter.
Races Prompt a Humorous War Bonds Pitch
A light exchange jokes about war bonds and lending money at the track. Joe asks Bil if he has visited the races, Bil says no, Joe offers five dollars as a loan, framing a wartime savings appeal with casual banter.
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Joe
Delicate Thermometer in Baby Bath Temperature Joke
A nursemaid explains the bath water gauge by color: red for too hot and blue for too cold. The exchange ends with a quip about a round shouldered man.
Out for the Count Promoter Faults Sparring Attitude
A fragmented exchange shows a promoter criticizing a fighter for laziness and lateness while a manager questions the remarks. The dialogue hints at tension over training and timing and includes remarks about riding a horse causing headaches.
Old Clothes Donated Prompt Charity Debate
A humorous exchange shows Mrs. Jones refusing to discard old clothes and explaining she gives them away to feel charitable, while discussing the moral difference with her counterpart.
Stay Away Harry Why Annete War Time Exchange
A brief dialogue reveals caution about introducing a partner during wartime discussions. The passerby warns of danger and secrecy, citing the ongoing war and the need to protect personal connections from risk. The exchange underscores social strain and vigilance during conflict.
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Harry
Annete
Church News Highlights Social Visits and Birthday Dinner
Nazarene Chapel weekly services noted with Sunday school and Wednesday prayer. Frank Pringle hosted a birthday dinner for son-in-law Fred Cotton of Detroit on September tension. Out of town guests included Sandra Lee and Leon Fem, both from Detroit, with several family friends visiting across multiple towns.
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Nazarene Chapel
Frank Pringle
Fred Cotton
Detroit
Cotton
Sandra Lee
Leon Fem
Ronald
Jim Blackmore
Sarah Lickert
LeRoy
Forest Lickert
Alva McReynolds
Barbara Lee
Frank Nevins
Henry Snider
Mint
George Snider
Grayling
Frank Snider
Lake Margrethe
Vincent Heiser
Reed City
Warren Heiser
Norman Shimmell
Greenwood
Abe VanBuskirk
Eli Fisher
Charles Mulberg
Neva Hdwards
Irwinville
Don Bryant
Rochester
Irene Smith
Pontiac
George Bryant
Ernest Akey
Greenville
Sarah Akey
Fred
Geoil Wolf
Alma
Gertrude Strahan
Loie Hansler
Etta Howard
Emma Youmans
Clare
Earl Marshall
Coleman
Margaret Funnell
Marvin Tidball
Jimmy
S. L. Tidball
Pine Run
Melvin Brasington
B. W. ‘Graham
Lansing
William Tomlin
Rachel VanBuskirk
Harrison
John Schwanz
Vernon
Humon van Langevelde
Eilen Nash
Holland
Henry Shimmell
Will Clark
Cecil Mead
Owosso
Abe van Buskirk
Dave Tealé
John Sigafuse
Toledo
Mr. Teale
Thomas Teale
Dottie
Gibsonburg
Ohio
Tea Teale
Fort Wayne
Indiana
Teale
Alfred Smith
Mr. Smith
Remus
Nevins
Frank Musser
Lloyd Eberhart, Jr
Prize Winners Farwell Labor Day Exhibition DEPARTMENT A CORN
Farwell Labor Day Exhibition lists winners across departments A to G. Walter Smedley and Dewey Dell lead corn and grain categories. numerous overall prizes awarded for potatoes, vegetables, fruits, and domestic arts with individuals named for top honors.
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Farwell
Walter Smedley
Dewey Dell
Donald Cook
Gaylord’ Fordyce
Grant McLane
Cooky Dough Rolls For Sliced Cookies In Icebox
A household tip suggests placing a roll of cooky dough in the icebox to harden. When firm, it can be sliced into cookies as needed, offering quick portions and fresh bakes.
Post War Home Plans Mention New Washer or Ironer
An advertisement invites readers to visit and consider a washer or ironer as part of home plans after the war. It promises a path to obtaining these early machines and suggests assistance in making them affordable or accessible.
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Lois Cook
James Stanley
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John Laverty, Jr
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Chige Renner
Chioe Renner
Florence Colesky
Joe Willey
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Dewey Dell Department E—Fruit
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Viola Agle
Quart Tomatoes
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Zinnias
Thelma Renner
H. Walters
Miser
Ethard Walters
R. Tigner
Hichard Walters
Waiter Smedley
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