Muffled Elevator Conundrum Appears in Life Magazine Blurb
Read like a fragment from a humorous Life Magazine caption, the dialogue shows passengers debating which elevator direction to take on the main floor. The exchange ends with a request to obtain a pattern before proceeding.
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Life Magazine
Mt. Pleasant Christmas and family visits noted
West Grant BH. Be. Hillard was in Mt. Pleasant on business. Estel Reynolds stayed with his mother Mrs. Robert Wilson. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Agile and Wynona Jane Agle visited Mt. Pleasant with relatives Alonzo Haton and Carl Maton families. Orin Reynolds hosted his children and families for Christmas. John Beil stopped by Seeley Johnson’s home. Mrs. Clara McGinnis and Miss Jean Mearthur visited Cowling recovering from a car accident. J. R. Vance and daughter Betty visited relatives in Ionia. Vivian Douglas of Grand Rapids spent Christmas at the Hillard home.
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BE. Hillard
Mt. Pleasant
Estel Reynolds
Robert Wilson
Ben Agile
Wynona Jane Agle
Alonzo Haton
Carl Maton
Orin Reynolds
John Beil
Seeley Johnson
Clara ‘McGinnis
Jean Mearthur
Winterfield Notes On Local Visits And Illness
The Edd Cutler family returned home after a week with relatives in Plint. Miss Helena Vanderwoude is ill with ear trouble. Sympathy extended to the Achard family after Mr. Achard's sister died and burial arrangements in St Louis. Grant Howard of Marion died at Cadillac hospital. Segal Vanderwoude of Lansing visited his parents over the weekend. Bert Lockwood of Lansing also visited relatives. Miss Anna Hopkins visited her parents recently.
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Edd Cutler
Plint
Helena Vanderwoude
Dhedlma Brooks
Dorothy
Gerald Vanderwoude
Windover Lake School
Eiclena
Achard
St. Louis
Grant Howard
Marion
Cadillac Hospital
Howard
Segal Vanderwoude
Lansing
Simon Vanderwoude
Bert Lockwood
Anna Hopkings
Christmas Visits and Family News From Brush College
Mr and Mrs Stephen Heller celebrated Christmas with their daughter Mrs Ben Ottgen and family in Mancelona Heyman Wisner of Angola Ind visited J C Coats home Christmas day His wife and daughter returned home Thursday All the Newman children were home for Christmas dinner Mrs Newman received a speed Queen washer as a gift From Lansing P B Davis and daughter Isobel spent the weekend with his mother Mrs Jessie Davis Mr Schieber learned of his father s death on Christmas day He traveled to Ohio for the funeral Elton Geiger and daughter Janet and Fred Geiger visited Rockey s Mrs Ed Rutter visited Frank Sanders home Sunday The Ladies Aid held its annual Christmas party at Mrs Jessie Davis home over fifty attended Oysten Supper and tree gifts The next Aid meeting will be at Mrs Heller s home January 9.
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Schieber
Ohio
Elton Geiger
Janet
Fred Geiger
Rockey’s
Ed Rutter
Frank Sanders
Ladies Aid
Jessie Davis
Aid Wille
Local Families Share Christmas Gatherings in Clare Area
Mr and Mrs P J Durfee and family spent Christmas at the C M Durfee home. Mr and Mrs Walter May and children of Detroit visited. Mack Harvey and daughter June Corinne Harvey and Charles Ogle Jr of Clare attended dinner with P J Harvey. George Wheatcroft and Cr Snelling of Pontiac called on friends and relatives. Mr and Mrs W B Jordan of Wilnt spent ten days with sister Mrs P J Durfee. Charles Ogle Corrinne Harvey and Mr McNiell shared Sunday dinner with Co J Harveys folks.
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P. J. Durfee
Wlnt
Charles Ogle
Corrinne Harvey
Mr. McNiell
Co. J
Pleasant Valley Christmas Visits Across Families
Pleasant Valley residents share Christmas with relatives in Alma and Clare. Mr and Mrs Burton Bay and daughter Wilma visit kin. Mrs Wellington French and son Larry visit her parents in Pleasant Valley. Lilian Wood Minora Fleming and Lawrence Bates join Hevin Orvis family for dinner. Mable Dangler and Leon Warner visit friends in Midland County. Archie Tryon and Donald with Runyan visit. Owen Spink and Howard Penrose visit their parents in Clare. Archie McKillop of Pontiac spends days with Ruby Thomp SO.
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Burton Bay
Wilma
Alma
Wellington French
Larry
Midland
Henry Jackson
Lilian Wood
Minora Fleming
Flint
Lawrence Bates
Hevin Orvis
Mable Dangler
Leon Warner
Midland Co
Archie Tryon
Donald
C. S. Runyan
Owen Spink
Howard Penrose
Orris Penrose
Clare
Archie McKillop
Pontiac
Ruby Thomp
Christmas visitors and family gatherings note local residents
Norris Blystone spent vacation at home. Mr. and Mrs. Chas Smith of Sag inaw and many relatives hosted Christmas visits with the Turners, Davises, Strouses, Robinett family, Pudways, and others. Guests included Ted Newman and family, Roselle Robinett visiting West Grant cousins, and Jimmie Allen returning from Coleman. Sleighing and wood hauling mentioned as well.
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Norris Blystone
Chas. Smith
Saginaw
K. A. Turner
Chas. Davis
Russell Strouse
Butternut
J. D. Robinett
Chesaning
Liseam Pudway
Colonville
Clarence Davis
Ted Newman
Jessa Newman
Roselle Robinett
Emma and
Alene Robinett
West Grant
Glen Gordon
Dover
Don Allen
Will Spink
Harrison
L. Robinett
Glen Blystone
Gregg
Elm Grove
Roselle
Jimmie
Rex Robinett
Eula Allen
Ronald Chatterton
Jimmie Allen
Coleman
Maude Barber
Kenneth Roller
Walter Garver
Garth
Zane Lieth
Lansing
Turner
Christmas Visits and Local Road Work Bring Community Notes
Mr and Mrs Kelly Turner visited Loyal Haddix in N E Arthur. Mr and Mrs Charles Davis and daughter from Marlette spent Christmas with Mrs D parents. Nelda remained with her grandparents. Company trucks gravel roads spoiling sleighing but hoped to help next spring. Community extends sympathy to the Mack Leeth family for Mrs Leeths illness and wishes her speedy recovery.
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Kelly Turner
Loyal Haddix’s
N. E. Arthur
Charles Davis
Marlette
A. Bissett
Nelda
Mack Leeth
Miss Marvel Rauch and Edgar Faler Wed at Christmas
Rauch and Faler were married Christmas day at 4 30 in the afternoon at the brides parents home, with Hitler George Bailey officiating. A wedding supper followed for both families and a Friday night dance and shower at Jay Ranches drew a large crowd. The couple departed for Pontiac Saturday.
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Miss Marvel Rauch
Edgar Faler
Hitler George Bailey
Jay Rauch
Jay Ranches
Charley Manwaring
Charles Adileblue
Cecil Matthews
Clarence Skeels
Cedric
Beatrice Price
Evelyn
Lucille Peck
Vera Price
Garnith Manwaring
Lena Rose
Lois Price
Peck
Cliff Price
George Sersaw
Jess Tryon
Elsworth
Bud
Wilmer Miller
George Sersa
Christmas Week News From Local Families
The article lists residents who spent Christmas with relatives in various towns. Lee Honderich and Joe Wood returned to work at Ewart after vacation. Audrey Smith and niece Lure Zwingman visited from Saginaw. Florian Orvis and family helped care for ill BE Runyay in Pontiac. Several others hosted and attended Christmas gatherings, programs, and visits across Flint, Grant Two, Midland, Colonville, and nearby areas.
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Lee Honderich
Joe Wood
Ewart
Audrey Smith
Lure Zwingman
Saginaw
J. B. Allen
Florian Orvis
Pontiac
Fred Allen
BE. Runyay
Lola Rulapaugh
Flint
Ernest Kleiner
Henry Kleiner
Helen Kleiner
Robt Kleiner
Clair Webber
Grant
Santa
Rocky
Lillian Wood
A. H. Hutchinson
Midland
Lewis Warner
Myr
Robert Hutchinson
Henry Barton
Cornwell Farm
Frank Barton
Clarence Bay
Marie Allen
Harold Clite
Louise
Jay .Clite
Colonville
Glare Sentinel Ad Promises Quick Results
An abbreviated classified ad from Glare Sentinel claims rapid outcomes for readers seeking fast results. The notice emphasizes urgency and effectiveness, urging quick action.
Sweden’s Rikstag Marks Five Centuries of Parliament
Washington reports Sweden’s parliament celebrating 500 years since the first riksdag convened in 1485. Festivities span Stockholm and Arboga with a new monument to Engelbrekt Engelbrektsson. The modern body sits on Stockholm’s islands as the king’s power wanes.
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Washington
Sweden
Stockholm
Arboga
Lake Malaren
Riksdag
Engelbrekt Engelbrektsson
Denmark
Norway
National Geographic Society
Staden
Birger Jarl
Royal
Riddarholms Church
Lake
Malaren
Chances of Motorists to Live Is Figured Out
Cincinnati safety official G. M. Condrey uses a slide rule to estimate life expectancy for drivers. He says a careful 35 year old motorist could gain about 17 million minutes of life, while running red lights or speeding raises the risk to 17 million to 1. He notes high injury rates nationwide with a projection of rising injuries over a century.
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Cincinnati
M. G. Condrey
United States
Candoy
Landlord’s Delayed Repairs Cited by Tenement Visitor
A visitor questions a landlord's failure to repair a deplorable tenement while a resident recalls the landlord's trip to Naples and Pompeii as the reason for inaction. The exchange captures urban squalor and ironic justification.
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Naples
Pompeii
Tit-Bits Magazine
Plum crop crushed by storms and two eatable losses
A quip from Answers Magazine describes a farmer's plum crop being halved by a heavy storm and then ruined by a second wind. The farmer jokes his wife ate one plum and he ate the other, underscoring the disaster with dry humor.
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Answers Magazine
Egg consumption notes spark playful debate
A light exchange cites newspaper figures counting 36 billion eggs consumed in the United States last year and 20 billion the year before, prompting a wry reaction about dietary habits and trends.
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United States
Grocer Jimmy Seeks Payment Visit Timing
A terse note describes Grocer Jimmy asking about the best time to collect a small bill from a person’s father. The message mentions Jimmy plans to visit shortly before Mia is expected to see him.
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Jimmy
Mia
Seaside Day Wasted On Busy Beach Mission
A dialogue portrays a girl named Mary and her mother noting a wasted day at the seaside. Mary complains the picture houses were crowded and they ended up wandering the beach observing ships all day.
Farmers discuss cyclone aftermath in Cobb county
After the cyclone, two farmers meet the next day. One asks about a new barn and the other replies that progress is uncertain. The second man mentions hearing the cyclone ended in Cobb county.
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Cobb County
Mean Trick Misidentifies Husband in Club Incident
A stray story recalls a joke where a wife pretends to mistake her husband as Gerald when he returns late from a club. The punchline reveals the husband’s real name is John, highlighting the humor in mistaken identity.
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Gerald
John
Stray Stories Magazine
Speaking Her Mind Robert (seriously) Do you think your father would object
A dialogue fragment shows a courting moment where one asks about parental approval for marriage and the other responds with uncertainty, implying the father’s potential disapproval and mirroring a shared self doubt.
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Robert
Miss
Education Pays Mistress I can write my name in the dust
A brief magazine item quotes dialogue between a mistress and a servant about education. The exchange, framed as a witty line from Everybody's Magazine, highlights a humorous take on learning and status.
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Everybody’s Magazine
Combined Professor to Mother of Freshman
A playful exchange between a mother and wife about a freshman student. The mother credits her son’s knowledge to her, while the wife attributes his thirst for learning to the father. The dialogue hints at parental influence on scholarly curiosity.
Engagement Ring Return Postponed Over Diamond Prices
In a market note, So Nellie ends her engagement, telling her former fiancé that she cannot return the ring until diamonds drop in price, offering only what she paid for it as compensation.
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Nellie
Undefined Selection Echoes in Orchestra
A cryptic prompt asks about the name of the selection the orchestra is playing while noting misheard phrases and a civil question. The cadence suggests confusion over a musical piece title and the speaker’s attempt to identify it amid garbled lines.
Fragmented Dialect Snippet About Summer Drink
A short quoted passage depicts summer idle thoughts and casual dialogue about drinking coffee or lattes. The lines mix informal dialect and playful banter suggesting social setting and themes of leisure. The fragment offers little concrete context or names.
Please Pass the ePickles
A Detroit Free Press item notes a family dinner scene with a five year old child blurting out roast beef while a guest, a business acquaintance of Dad, sits at the table. The family discusses Dad’s plan to bring home a lot of fish for dinner that night.
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Dad
Pop
Quick Diner Ruse Lets Two Escape Police
Two men in a car run a red light and are stopped by an officer. A diner claims to be a doctor taking a patient to an asylum, while the passenger winks and asks the sergeant to kiss him, and they slip away.
Judge presses juror on capital punishment question
A judge questions a prospective juror about belief in capital punishment during jury selection. The man answers affirmatively and questions whether the penalty would be too severe.
In your civilization bar barian and Senator debate
A dialogue quotes a barbary phrasing about politics. The bar barian asks if people choose a police candidate. Senator Sor ghum replies that the candidate selects himself and then persuades voters to endorse him.
Outdated Parents and Kids in Old Jokes and Snippets
A collage of short comic vignettes and quips from parents and children. Bits include Tommy fearing dogs explained by a scolding mother, a six year old receiving a room full of furniture, cake requests by Willie and Johnnie, and a mother delaying lunch with a boy’s stomach gag.
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