Typing Machine Rewrites Poem Twist
An exchange centers on a joke about a new typewriter that supposedly altered a verse. The dialogue plays on misheard and malaprop phrases turning lines into humorous, fruitless confusion. The gag pivots on the machine's supposed influence over language.
Danger of Spitting on Sidewalks in Birmingham Study
Dr John Robertson medical health officer of Birmingham England reports seven percent of spits collected in public places contain consumption germs. In contrast dust from Adirondack Cottage sanitarium cottages is free of tuberculosis germs, suggesting careful consumptives pose no danger.
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John Robertson
Birmingham
England
Adirondack Cottage
Book Companionship Offers Comfort Across Ages
Quote from Jeremy Collier extols books as guides for youth and solace in solitude for the elderly. It asserts books shield from peevishness and care, soothe passions, and provide safe company even when living company falters.
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Jeremy Collier
Fighters
Yeast notes the boy’s fighting family background. Crimsonbeak confirms his father was a army colonel and his mother a suffragette, per Yonkers States man.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Yeast
Crimsonbeak
Yonkers States
Marketing and moralizing ads blend in a crowded page
A mosaic of product pitches and quips appears, urging mothers to inspect Castoria bottles, noting a signature and years of use, while light quotes on literature, a tooth whitening riff with Wrigley’s Spearmint, and a rash of snippets promise relief or refunds for eye and skin issues amidst dated copy.
Defined Standards in Cattle Breeding and Beef Prices
An article argues cattle breeders must adopt clear standards to improve results and prices. It contrasts breeders aiming for show quality with those seeking meat production, noting judges and stockyard buyers favor animals close to established beef breeds.
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8. C
Miller
Imported Shorthorn Heifers Show Roan and Red Types
Two roan and red Shorthorn heifers are praised for compact bodies straight backs and strong heads. They were purchased to produce pure bred stock for the Shorthorn trade. the breed is said to adapt to range or feedlot and excels as beef producers with some milking ability.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Orange Judd Farmer
Mealy Bug and Scale Pest Control Techniques
A guide to identifying the mealy bug or cotton aphid and how to treat infected plants. It explains the cottony appearance and crowded hiding spots, and provides a soap and kerosene emulsion mix to spray onto affected areas. The emulsion also helps control scale on palms and oleanders.
Fancy Prices for Feathered Stock at Boston Poultry Show
At the Boston poultry show high prices were reported for fancy stock. A Crown crane pair sold for 300 and a Paradise crane pair for 250. Cyrus crane brought 325. Hil Crest farm sold a Barred Plymouth Rock cockerel for 125. Breeding turkeys sold from 75 to 350. Two Buff Orpingtons sold for 200 each and a yellow Jacobin pigeon for 50. A pen of White Wyandottes brought 500 and a pair of Silver Gray rabbits sold to a Rhode Island fancier for 50.
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Boston
Hil Crest Farm
Rhode Island
A Good Cough Mixture and Turkey Opportunity Warn
A recipe for a cough remedy mixing Glycerine Virgin Oil of Pine compound and Whisky is cited as cheap and long lasting. The piece also features Dr George Washburn president of Robert College describing Americas opportunity in Turkey and remarks about a boy named Jerry pursuing grand opera and an auctioneer career.
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Leach Chemical Co
Cincinnati
America
Turkey
George Washburn
Robert College
Christ
Jerry
Mr. Dolan
Mr. Rafferty
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Promotes Blood Health
Frank J. Cheney sworn to pay one hundred dollars for any catarrah case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Notary A. W. Gleason witnessed the oath dated December 6, 1886. The advertisement claims the remedy acts on blood and mucous surfaces and urges readers to send for testimonials. Bold by all druggists. Take Hall's Family Bis for constipation.
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raTz
Crry
Toleno
Frank Cheney
F. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Fim
Hall
Frank J. Cheney
A. D
A. W. Gleason
E. Hall
F. J. Ce Heney & CO
All
Itall
Eee BM
United States
Lipton
Europe
Segerstrom Piano Mfg. CO
Nicollet Avenue
Minneapolis
Mayer
F. Mayer Boot & ShoeCo
Milwaukee
Wis
The Whip Hand Fashionable Cook Imitations
A humorous exchange discusses a fashionable cook who imitates patterns and how Mrs. Housekeep notes the advantages. The narrator hints at imitation and suggests wary taste testing, warning about WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT lookalikes.
The Wise Doc
A quip about medical bills plays on a patient’s request for simple food. The joke centers on paying the doctor’s bill as the implied condition for dietary restrictions.
Pettit eye salve advertised as century old cure
An advertisement touts Pettit's Eye Salve claiming rapid relief for tired, inflamed, sore, watery or ulcerated eyes. It notes availability at Howard Brothers druggists in Buffalo New York and promotes other products and sayings from the era.
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Pettit
Howard Bros
Buffalo
N.Y
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R. V. Pierce
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Segerstrom
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Bestan
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Sota
Wewmseery
Continental Oil Co
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Watson Ee. Coleman
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