Ice floes and insect powder tease the readers
An assortment of witty quips and musings from the Choteau Acanta humor page jokes about ice flow, fatal insect powders, fading immortals, ex potentates, a big peach crop, and seeds of kindness to tease readers.
27-Pound Lobster Catches Atlantic City Crowd
A 27 pound lobster was caught at Atlantic City. The item notes the crustacean’s size and local curiosity without corroborating details. It mentions playful asides about a chorus girl and broader unlikely happenings, preserving a light newspaper tone of the era.
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Atlantic City
Ex-Emperor Pu Yi’s Return Hopes Stir Rumors
Observers note renewed chatter about Pu Yi seeking a comeback as various factions discuss old imperial ties. The wartime relics and former court aides reappear in conversations highlighting lingering ambitions and instability in the region.
Cement Gun Aims To Change War Tactics
Report notes a cement infused gun as a novel device for warfare. It warns the weapon is dangerous near the muzzle and breech, indicating risks to operators and bystanders during handling.
Hat Off to Puimotor Aiding Personal Crises and Lovers Quarrels
A whimsical notice praises the puimotor for returning personal crisis reports from the dark shore and for patching up lovers quarrels. It highlights its role in aiding distressed individuals and maintaining relationships.
Rebound of Pride and Breakfast Banter
A Massachusetts man who has undergone thirty five operations may be building a reputation as a prankster. A sharp remark from a reader cautions against boasting over breakfast eggs. The other person may have had butter on his jonnycake and feels superior.
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Massachusetts
New York Surgeon Touts Purpose of Vermiform Appendix
A New York surgeon asserts the ver miform appendix serves an important function from a surgeon's perspective. The remark underscores medical views on the organ beyond its traditional reputation as a vestigial structure.
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New York
Those Manchurian Princes Step Down for Uplift Efforts
A remark notes that the Manchurian princes do not claim stepping down was to pursue uplifting work. The statement casts doubt on the sincerity of their stated motives and implies political maneuvering.
Toe Wiggle Lie Theory Sparks Summer Beach Buzz
A quip about a toe wiggling reaction to lies circulates as a humorous beachside chatter this summer. The lighthearted claim blends mock science with seasonal leisure, drawing smiles from sunbathers and surfers alike.
Death of Lord Lister Sparks Reflection on Rankings
The passing of Lord Lister, originator of antiseptic surgery, prompts memory that he was not among the first twenty greatest figures in a notable list, despite his life saving contributions.
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Lord Lister
Connecticut bank collapses due to forty years of unbalanced books
A Connecticut bank failed after four decades of unbalanced ledgers. The event highlights the importance of proper bookkeeping and financial oversight in sustaining bank operations.
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Connecticut
Dentist claims false teeth more sanitary than real
A prominent dentist argues false teeth are more sanitary than natural teeth, yet the man who knocks out another's teeth is unlikely to be hailed as a philanthropist.
New Jersey Woman Sues Over Surgical Instrument Left Inside
A New Jersey woman sues for damages after a surgical operation left a pair of forceps sewn inside her body. The suit alleges medical negligence and seeks compensation for injury and medical costs.
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New Jersey
Palace of Peace at The Hague to finish in July next year
The Palace of Peace in The Hague will be completed in July next year. Officials say the work is not being hurried and will proceed at a steady pace to ensure quality.
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Palace of Peace
the Hague
Boston Highbrow Muses On Beauty Of Women In World View
A Boston critic imagines a world shaped by his own design where every woman would be beautiful. He questions what a beauty doctor could do to fix such perfection.
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Boston
Society launches to promote efficiency
A society for promoting efficiency has been launched. It proposes reducing time wasted on forming food organizations as a key method.
Winter Skiing Letters from a Newbie in Switzerland
R M Morrison describes a novice skier’s first Swiss winter trip via train homeward. He recalls a three mile ascent with fresh tracks, deer prints by a lunch tree, and learning to glide on luge and ski while dodging rough ice and foggy evenings. He notes laughter and fear, indoor comforts, and the Alps’ stark beauty as seen through a beginner’s eye.
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Switzerland
Paris
R. M. Morrison
Norway
Alps
Bracelets Return to Fashion With Egyptian and Persian Flair
The bracelet is making a comeback as modern day wear embraces elbow length sleeves to showcase fine jeweled pieces. Designs draw on ancient Egypt and Persia with snake motifs linked to Cleopatra. Heavier armlets two inches wide echo Sabine soldiers and Tarpeia’s lure of glittering glory.
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Egypt
Persia
Cleopatra
Tarpeeia
Sleeve pocket for the fan fashion note from Paris
A Paris fashion note describes a newly popular sleeve pocket in women's gowns. Positioned just below the elbow and hidden by lace or chiffon, it holds a tiny fan and now also a lace handkerchief. The trend appears on both sleeves and may grow as sleeves widen.
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Paris
China
Coat of taffeta description with trim and cuffs
Changeable taffeta fabric forms the coat with outlined trimming in double ruching. Three quarter length sleeves feature large armholes and turn back cuffs edged with ruching. Cuffed and buttoned with taffeta covered buttons. Collar drapes over shoulders and rounds at back.
Needlework Note Damask Centerpieces Fashionable
Damask centerpieces are popular with needlewomen outlining flowers or designs in dainty stitches to form borders around circular pieces. Edged with heavy lace they serve as effective centerpieces. Damask is costly, but pieces can be made from old linen with only a small face cost.
Fashion notes on mixed toilet styles of new season
The article discusses two main styles in current dress: plain material paired with striped or checked fabrics, and outfits featuring a velvet jacket over a cloth skirt. It predicts the upcoming season will bring many variations on this theme.
When Little Guests Come
A homemaker notes readiness for visits from children with bibs tiny cups a high chair and small utensils plus simple toys to delight the little guests ensuring pleasant meals and welcome hospitality.
New Bags for Old Fashioned by Velvet and Silk
The article suggests refreshing shabby leather bags by covering them with velvet and adding a heavy silk cord handle. It notes both paste and sew methods, with sewing chosen by the author as satisfactory. The guidance reflects a Woman's Home Companion style.
Monogramed Shoe Buckles Spark Paris Fashion Trend
Paris has sparked a trend with monogramed shoe buckles. Women order buckles bearing their initials or monograms set in rhinestones or genuine gems. American dealers show rising interest in the fad.
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Paris
Regulating the Stomach and Blood Health
The article links stomach function to blood quality noting indigestion often stems from anemia. It promotes Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, claiming they boost red cells and blood oxygen, with a testimonial from Mrs Emma M Mayne of Clinton Iowa. Pills sold by druggists or via mail order with a free booklet.
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Pilla
Emma M. Mayne
Second Avenue
Clinton
Iowa
Chicago
Dr. Williams
Dr. Williams Medicine Co
Schenectady
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Not an objection in-laws call for the daughter
A suitor visits the Hardhead home asking for the hand of the only child, citing the mother’s absence. The old gentleman quickly assures there is no objection.
Sign on the Tree Spoils Country Weddings
A small town clergyman laments that couples coming to be married pass by his house. A local man quips that the large sign reading Five dollars fine for hitching here explains the lack of visitors.
Coffee trade turns to Postum in health plea
A wife recounts quitting coffee and adopting Postum after nerve relief and weight gain. She notes insomnia in her husband when coffee was resumed and praises Postum as the healthier alternative. The testimonial, branded by Postum Co of Battle Creek, invites readers to read The Road to Wellville.
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Postum Co
Battle Creek
Wellville
Honnsk
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