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Newspaper

Brimfield News

Location

Brimfield, Illinois, United States of America

Date

May 30, 1935

Page

8

Stray Bits From Global Daily Life And Trade

A kaleidoscope of stray facts covers mail mishaps in England, New York water usage, Mexico government car ownership, cosmetics availability in England, regular shipments by air of seafood and flowers, eye injuries from fireworks, compass errors over Brazilian iron mines, Fresno State students funding living costs, a maple tree measured near Wa karusa, aliens among U S seamen, the General Federation of Women’s Clubs, Chinese wives’ legal status, and a Caspian Sea ice floe rescue involving 1000 fishermen aided by airplanes and ships.

Customer Complains Of Soap Tasting Kitchen

A diner accuses a restaurant of a remarkably clean kitchen after finishing a meal. The manager politely asks why the customer thinks so, and the diner replies that nearly everything tastes of soap, a jab at cleanliness expectations.

Stray Stories Magazine

Trends Favorable in State Banking in 1934

A Wachovia Bank executive notes in American Bankers Association findings that state banks showed improvement in 1934. Deposits rose to 15.4 billion from 1929 lows, while invested funds and loans fluctuated but began recovering, signaling deflation pressures easing and increased liquidity.

Robert M. Hanes Wachovie Bank and Trust Company Winston-Salem North Carolina American Bankers Association Committee On State Bank Research The Association Mr. Hanes Onc Omer Bills Pawl Son Barrowings

Bank Crime Prevention Plan by American Bank Protective Committee

The American Bank Protective Committee developed a plan to foil bank crimes by inspecting banks for vulnerabilities. It covers alarms protective equipment window doors skylights and entrances that have enabled early morning robberies kidnapping bank employees and breaking into premises.

New York Baas Trans Nbttion Protective Committee Poetier Cusseishty Seno Oe Bik

Bankers Promote Save the Land and You Save the Man Program

Arkansas Bankers Agricultural Committee urges banks to distribute a farming guidance statement to former customers. It warns impoverished soil harms homes and outlines steps to stop erosion, plant legumes, raise livestock, and develop pastures. It advises making a farm inventory and keeping daily or weekly records.

Arkansas Bankers Agricultural Committee

Playful siblings urge to stay out past curfew

Ronny and Tommy argue about returning home before six o'clock. Tommy plots to avoid punishment, claiming staying out until eight will earn a hug for not being hurt, while Ronny worries they will be smacked for playing football.

Ronny Tommy Ron

Hours and Hours Leisure Hours Wife Question

A humorous exchange about leisure time contrasts between time spent with friends and at home. The wife’s remark implies the husband’s outings to bars count as leisure while at home time with her is not labeled as such.

Money Returned Is Not Satisfactory Advertisement Joke

Smith buys a cheap article and returns it, arguing the ad promises money back. The shopkeeper replies that the money was satisfactory. A separate vignette recalls Ronald awaiting wealth from Uncle Elmer and a lesson on keeping clean clothes before the ship comes in.

Smith Ronald Elmer Indamapelis News

Quotations and cryptic lines from historic figures

A collage of dated quotes from Babson Ford Huxley Pickford and others, including remarks on capitalism belief and judgment. The excerpt shows varied sentiments on society work and danger, interspersed with garbled text and misplaced phrases from recognizable names.

Fragmented quarreling over ideas in garbled text

A garbled narration shows two sides clashing over ideas with odd phrasing and stray terms indicating a disagreement about comments and radical views. The fragment mentions quarreling and urging harmony without clear names or events.

Old Smarty Mr Newt wed ur grocer tried to

Fragmentary text shows a garbled narrative with names and actions. The readable bits reference a wedding and a grocer, and a dispute or remark about horseradish. The overall sense is incomplete and lacks clear events or dates.

Timely Thoughts Quotes from Historic Figures

A dated collection of aphorisms from several figures including Osden L. Mills, Al A. Mitre, Clarence Darrow, Andre Maurais, Davis Lloyd George, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and G. K. Chesterton. The lines touch on opportunity, wealth distribution, adjournment, profit motive, vacations, and hobbies in a pithy, quotelike format.

Dictatorship Joke Quips on Dictation and Grammar

In a dialogue Senator Sorghum questions Thow about dictatorship. Thow replies that he has begun with a practical step by hiring a stenographer to take dictation and correct his grammar. The exchange highlights comedic insight into power and communication.

Schimpf-Whats the argument Fueapf-These couples claim they were gypped

Two couples allege they were wronged as Jake's dog bumped a table causing three waiters to drop trays and diners to dance thinking it was a new jazz tune. The incident sparked confusion and a lively, unintended scene.

Schimpf Jake

Quotations on Trade, Truth, and Courage

A compact collection of historical aphorisms and literary maxims reflecting on trade, glory, understanding, integrity, and perseverance. Notable lines from Franklin, Brydges, Keats, Sophocles, Garrison, and others evoke resilience in pursuit of great aims.

Just Punishment in a Late Visit Conversation

A brief dialogue shows Mr Blowfish asking if the father objects to a late stay and Miss Cutting replying that her father says it serves her right for being in when he is called.

Mr. Blowfish Miss Cutting

Proud Grandparents Congratulate New Grandchild

A couple expresses joy as they note their pride in becoming grandparents. They celebrate the arrival of a grandchild and acknowledge the happiness shared by family and loved ones.

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England City of Mexico Brazil Fresno State College Caliifornia Wakarusa Ind General Federation of Women’s Clubs United States Silver City N. C China Caspian Sea Pao Roger W. Babson Henry Ford Aldous Huxley G. K. Chesterton Mary Pickford George W Russell Cael Bherns Glenn Frank Inge Pe Knitne Snedier 2 Butler Eles Clarence Darrow Gabriel Wellssop Kraft Velveeta Fairy Dell Chuck Roast Frankfurtters Zcans Alc Companion Pears Old Smarty Dan Eres Peirtners Osden L. Mills AL A. Mitre Clarener Darrow Ali Aie Andre Maurais Davis Lloyd George Franklin D. Roosevelt America Brimfield News ITV Om Out Lin Be Coe Choose McCall's Magazine CO Tower Pathfinder Letter Homes & Gardens OJ Needlecraft aYr Woman's World Household Magazine Capper’s Farmer Home Circle Illustrated Mechanics the Farm Journal the Country Home Mather’s Home Life Home Friend Poultry OK Gentlewoman C. I.e. aYc. A.r R.F.D Oman Senator Sorghum Words OF Norris Franklin Jacobdi Sophocles Keats
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