Anecdotes of Mark Twain and a Smoking Tale
A rough vignette recalls Mark Twain learning to smoke and a joke about not smoking in sleep. The fragment mentions a printer's dev il era and a tobacconist named Beegle who traded papers for cigars, with colorful slang about Beegle's “damnedest” cigars.
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Mr. Clemens
Mark Twain Wins Parental Consent By Unusual Entry
Mark Twain faced opposition from Olivia Langdon's parents as they doubted the courtship. He confronted Jervis Langdon in his private office and, with timid humor, pressed the issue by asking if he had noticed anything about his daughter. The blunt reply sent Twain scrambling toward the door.
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Mark Twain
Olivia Langdon
Jervis Langdon
Elmira
Langdon
Twain and Stowe Collar Neckwear Anecdote Recalled
A Hartford neighbor tale recounts Mark Twain forgetting his necktie and sending Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe the rest of him on a silver salver with a note. Twain clarifies the incident involved neighbors and no fences, misremembered by some.
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Mark Twain
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Hartford
Clemens
Wight
Ceremonious Apology Letter About the Neck Tie
A formal apology is recalled for a necktie matter none kept. The speaker laments not preserving the copy of the letter and notes the exchange was ceremonial between close friends, avoiding any playful or foolish display on the occasion.
Noted Twain Door Notice to Burglars at Redding Home
A humorous 19th century note from Samuel L. Clemens, popularly known as Mark Twain, advised burglars after a robbery in Redding to search the dining room corner for a brass box and kittens, and the front hall for rubbers, with the request to close the door.
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Redding
Twain
Ss. L. Clemens
Priestley
Oxford
Mark Twain on White Evening Clothes and Dress Standards
Twain jokes about his white serge uniform and rejects American menswear as frightful. He quips about a Sandwich Islander wearing spectacles and imagines fashions like peek a boo waists and short sleeves, praising the human skin as best in dress. He mocks men who observe others in theatres and opera.
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Antient and Honorable Society of Perfection and Purity
United States
First Lie Forgotten Second Remembered
Mark Twain discusses lying from infancy and the nature of deceit. He argues most people lie from cradle to sleep and that reform through prohibition only masks but does not cure the impulse to lie. He reflects on honesty, habit, and human nature with satirical tone.
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George Washington
George
Twain Recalls Windsor Visit with King Edward and Windsor Castle Rumor
The text notes Mark Twain's encounter with King Edward at Windsor and his reminiscence of an 16 year old walk at Homburg. Twain denies a Windsor Castle buy rumor and recounts a humorous exchange with his wife about a bathroom remark. The piece preserves Twain's self-deprecating tone and playful storytelling.
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Edward
Windsor
Homburg
Windsor Castle
Twain memoir recalls how wife learned of his curses
Mark Twain recounts in a recent magazine feature how he hid profanity during ten years of marriage. An accidental bathroom mishap exposed him, revealing missing shirt buttons and escalating expletives, until he finally faced his wife and the consequences.
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Sunday Post
Twain’s Rules for Living From a 76th Birthday Dinner
Mark Twain shared his personal regimen for long life at a dinner for his 76th birthday. He cites a strict routine from age 40 onward, including regular bedtimes and wake times, and a disciplined diet avoiding mince pie after midnight. He says old age comes only by following one’s own path.
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Cadum skin remedy touted as universal eczema cure
A chemist introduces Cadum as a new skin disease treatment claiming universal success against eczema and related conditions. The product forms a thin coating to protect sores while healing, with trial 10c, larger 25c boxes available at druggists.
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America’s Great Humorist Died of a Broken Heart
The death of H. H. Rogers, a close friend, struck deeply and his daughter Jane’s passing worsened his condition. Stabbing heart pains followed, and Mark Twain died from a broken heart, as nearly as can be said of any man.
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America
H. H. Rogers
Jane
Mark Twain
Twain Defends Huckleberry Finn in Denver Controversy
Mark Twain publicly defends his novel after Denver Public Library refuses to stock Huckleberry Finn. He quips at Funston’s influence and Denver locals while noting his wife’s illness and unable to speak freely. The Denver Post prints Twain’s reply, indicating the book will be restored.
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Denver Public Library
Denver Post
Post
York Village
Country Club
Portsmouth
Denver
Huck Finn
New England
Funston
Huck
Satan
Stuck
Jet Stuck
Ss. L. Clemens
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