Subscriptions and satirical notes from The Constitution
Washington Bureau column from March 30, 1909, mocks reformers and current events. It highlights April Foolishness and international affairs, referencing Taft, Roosevelt, and Africa with satirical quips. The piece lampoons graft trials, tariffs, and European princes, ending with playful jabs at editors and public figures.
Atlanta cleans up for mosquito crusade ahead of June 1
An editorial urges immediate municipal action on back yard sanitation and anti mosquito measures in Atlanta. It warns of penalties for violators after June 1 and compares efforts to Montgomery Alabama, calling for a citywide cleanup of streets, vacant lots, alleys, and pools of stagnant water to prevent disease carrying pests.
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Jentzes
Sanitary Department
Recorder’s Court
Montgomery
Ala
Atlanta
Seats for Passengers Not Baggage in New York Ruling
A New York Court of Appeals decision holds that seating in a railway car is for passengers not baggage. The case involved a traveler who left baggage in a seat, returned to find another sitting there, and physical conflict ensued. The appellate ruling states baggage in a seat does not reserve it, and seats containing baggage are legally vacant. This may affect travelers nationwide and invites public reaction.
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New York Court of Appeals
New York
Graintly
New York State
Enkers
Alt In
Promoting Crime Prevention Through Legal Safeguards
The text argues for suppressing crime by concealing actions and surrounding weapon requirements with safeguards to ensure lawful use. It contends society gains more from crime prevention than from punishment, stressing preventive measures over deterrence by punishment.
Shall We Execute Women Debate Stirs New York
New York state faced sharp debate after a murderess faced the electric chair with Governor Hughes denying clemency. Protests and petitions surged as editors argue over capital punishment, gender norms, and societal safety in a tense moral clash across states.
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New York State
Hughes
America
Once More Springtime and the Telegraph Wire
A garbled verse filled with rural dialect and poems notes spring in Georgia, references to winter leaving, bluebird singing on telegraph wires, social commentary by Dickey and Town Poet, and reflections on wealth, favors, and contentment in 19th century style. The piece weaves seasonal imagery with moralizing quips about money, envy, and humility.
The Narrowing Trail Of The Red Man
An editorial lament on the plight of Crazy Snake and his band amid Oklahoma land allotment disputes and militia clashes. It condemns frontier conquest and the subjugation of Native Americans, contrasting progress with the lingering justice of those displaced. The piece reflects on civilization’s harsh record and the fading path of the red man.
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Crazy Snake
Oklahoma
Two Views of the Pistol Habit and Proposed Controls
A Chicago debate on pistol sales and permits contrasts New Yorks plan to ban silencers with Chicasgos court invalidation of pistol permits. The piece argues for permit requirements and warns against firearm availability fueling crime, noting Atlanta and other cities should consider similar rules. It discusses penalties for modifying or distributing attachments that aid murder.
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New York State
Hiram P. Maxim
Chicago
New York
Atlanta
Streets to be plugged to test pavement condition
City committees spanning the attorney and public works chief will tour the town this morning to inspect asphalt and wood block paving over the past decade. They will plug all major streets to provide ocular proof of wear, as ordered by the council to settle differences with the city engineer.
Graduation for Sixteen Students at Hospital Medical College
Sixteen students from multiple states including South Carolina Georgia and Arkansas will receive diplomas at the first annual graduation exercises of the Hospital Medical College held at the Grand. Judge Richard B. Russell will deliver the address and General A J West will present diplomas. The program includes prayers, reports, and awards with names of faculty and graduates listed.
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Grand
South Caroline
Gecreta
Tennessee
Alabama
Florida
Texas
Arkansas
Richard B. Russell
4. J. West
W. H. Young
C. H. Fields
A. J. Weat
L. P Baker
George A. Doss
W. 5. Lingo
Richie B. Russell
J. Anderson
Georgis
Mes
Georgia
M. T. Wise
Co. Wright
A. J. West
T. H. Goodwin
Courtland
J.H. Powel
Giles Hathcock
Mt D
Charles H. Fields
W. J Lingo
Chemist Turns Tree Waste Into Regular Gold Mine
FRANK HARRISON of Atlanta describes Colonel B F Saylor of Roane Ga as perfecting a process to extract turpentine rosin and wood pulp from pine. He notes a 10 000 plant at Roane, plans large operations across the pine belt, and claims vast value from waste timber Pine stumps and young timber yield strong turpentine results and new byproducts in a vacuum heated process.
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Frankforter
University of Minnesota
Ourcity
Piedmont
Ale
B F. A Saytor
Rone
Standard Ol
Saylor
Pine Belt
Louisiana
South Carolina
Frank Harrison
Highland Avenue
Atlanta
Water route planned for Alabama coal fields
James H Morris of Morris Brothers and other investors arrived in Mobile in a special car after inspecting the Alabama coal fields. They announced a gigantic plan for coal mine by barges from New Orleans to Alabama coal fields, with further travel to Montgomery after visiting Birmingham and Tuscaloosa.
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Mobile
Ala
James H. Morris
Baltimore
Morris Brothers
Baltimore and Gulf Railroad
Howard FR. Taylor
Philadelphia
W. L. Page
George C Hilat
Woc Nimo
J. G. Stanley
Hi Hock, Jr
Bartlett Johnston
E Allen Willing
Birmingham
Tuscaloosa
Alabama
New Orleans
Alabama Coal Fields
Montgomery
Ewing Resigns as Tax Assessor in City
Ewing resigns as tax assessor after years of service. John Malone, present tax receiver, is expected to be elected to succeed him when the council meets next Monday afternoon. Malone has long been connected with the tax office. the exact successor remains undecided.
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Ewing
John Melone
Malone
Wowing
Am Semors
I Mar. Malone
Tax Office
Police Commission Plans House Removals Under Viaduct
Police commissioners debate removing houses of questionable character under the Washington street viaduct. A tentative April meeting may adopt a resolution instructing the chief to move the houses within ninety days.
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Washington Street
Price 16
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Apania
Barrett Enthusiastic For Southern Education Conference
Hon Charles Barrett, national president of the Farmer Union, hails the forthcoming Education Conference in the South to be held in Atlantea on April 16. He emphasizes practical training for industry, the value of education with plow work, and aims to bring leading speakers like Gifford Pinchot to inspire Southern development and resource conservation.
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City
Ho Jere Pound
Atlantea
South
Barrett
Fta
Ufe
Farmer Union
Atlantic
Mr. Barrett
Ganius
Fincher
Feading
Gifford Pinchot
United States
Pinchot
Htenomid
Chamber of Commerce
Sean Ottly
Fledmont Driving Club
Peachtree Road
2000 Delegates Arrive for Lodges Session in San Anni
San Anni hosts about 2,000 delegates and wives to the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Ladies Auxiliary as Lt Governor Davidson and Mayor Callahan welcome attendees. The three day session opens with speeches, with no questions to be addressed at the outset.
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San Anni
Rexes
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Ladies Auxiliary
Davidson
Callahan
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