Scattered Essays and Jokes on Election Woes and Onion Lore
A column mixes humor and political satire with a Cleveland arrest tale and local observations. It jokes about election leaders and onion lore, notes crows gathering along the Hocking river, and hints at the Central Union toll line plans while contrasting daily life and ambition.
Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Promote Purifying Blood
An advertisement claims Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills cure pimples boils eruptions and other troubles by purifying the blood. It touts radical and permanent cures of scrofula scald head and various humors, urging readers to accept no substitute and to obtain the products today.
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Hood
Consumption and Scott's Emulsion as a Cure
The ad argues neglect of consumption is the real danger and promotes Scott's Emulsion as a curative and preventative measure. It claims early use turns the balance toward health, urges prompt treatment, and offers a free sample from Scott and Browne pharmacists in New York.
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Scott
Young Released from Jail After Bail Posted
Vinton Young arrested last week on shooting with intent to kill of G. M. Stanier of Carbondale posted a $1500 bond through his father Lewis Young and John Young Friday afternoon and was released. Stanier’s condition improved with no imminent complications and a full recovery expected.
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Vinton Young
G. M. Stanier
Carbondale
Lewis Young
John Young
Stanley
Death From Smallpox in Trimble Residence
Wallace Grahan, about 21, died Thursday morning at his Trimble home after a severe smallpox attack. it is believed he contracted the disease while in Athena. Burial was private and several family members are now ill.
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Trimble
Wallace Grahan
Athena
New Toll Stations Opened by Central Union at Four Towns
Central Union Telephone establishes toll stations at Little Hocking Coolville Tuppers Plains and Chester with direct communication to these points via Pomeroy. American Bell has assumed active management of the system.
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Central Union Telephone
Little Hocking
Coolville
Tuppers Plains
Chester
Pomeroy
American Bell
Jewels and Health: Dr Bochee's German Syrup Endorsed
An advertising paragraph touts Dr Bochee's German Syrup as a remedy for coughs colds and bronchial troubles claiming it can arrest consumption in early stages and heal lungs. It notes health as a jewel and warns women against sacrificing health for luxury items. It also mentions the civil service commission seeking a bibliographer with modest pay.
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Civil Service Commission
Commission
Sensation in Leesville over life saved by New Discovery
In Leesville Indiana W H Brown, thought near death, survived after using Dr King’s New Discovery for Consumption. He reports immediate relief from asthma and eventual cure amid numerous cures of consumption pneumonia bronchitis and grip. Also notes coal miners' strike wages loss totaling 825900000 and a commission award implying 23 years to recover.
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Lane
Pierce
Jas B. Amrose
Hay
Mifflin
Huntingdon
Herce
Golden Medical Discovery
People’s
Common Sense Medical Adviser
KR. V. Pierce
Buffalo
N. Y
Leesville
Ind
W. H. Brown
W. H. Mee- Kee
Sobbed the Grave and the Chicago Divorce Record
John Oliver of Philadelphia recounts a near fatal illness cured by Electric Bitters after three weeks, claiming the tonic saved him from the grave. The piece notes a Chicago wedding and a rapid divorce, highlighting swift changes in life venues and customs.
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John Oliver
Philadelphia
W. H. McKee
Chicago
Reckless Missouri minister vows to tell truth at funeral
A Missouri minister threatens to reveal truth in his future funeral orations. If he proceeds, he warns he will soon attend his own funeral.
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United States
San Juan Hill
Missouri
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