The Spice Of Life A collection of old time jokes and quips
A dated humor column presents short vignettes and one liners. A missionary asks an Indian if he is ready to meet his maker and gets a witty reply. A pupil answers two seasons as Slack and busy. Farmers and scientists exchange quips about agriculture. A husband refuses a night out to explain to his wife. Two men joke about being in the hole and openings for workers.
Hic hiccuping driver halts by cop and more lake humor
A speedy tiny car hops off the road every few yards until a police halt reveals the hiccup confession. Two fishermen return to a marked spot in the boat, joking about renters. A wife sinks into a wishing well and the husband thanks fate for the clever result.
Admonishing Student Sparks Question About Conscience
A teacher scolds a high school boy for arriving late and asks if he listens to the voice of conscience. The boy, after hesitation, quips about which channel it airs on, highlighting a humorous misunderstanding of moral guidance.
Off to College Missed By The Sun List
The Sun failed to include several Texas college students in last week’s note. Debra Dyer and Randy Bryant of the University of Texas at Arlington. Ruth Stinnett of Prairie View A&M College. John Holloway of Texas A&M University. Gail Wilson of East Texas State University. Gary Holloway and Kenneth Gunter of Grayson County Junior College. Jeanie Skipworth of Texas Woman's University. The Texas Highway Department notes 50 years of highway funding with less than one cent of every tax dollar going to administration.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
the Sun
Debra Dyer
Randy Bryant
University of Texas At Arlington
Iaa
Ruth Stinnett
Prairie View A&m College
Prairie View
John Holloway
Texas A&m University
College Station
Gail Wilson
East Texas State University
Commerce
Gary Holloway
Kenneth Gunter
Grayson County Junior College
Sherman
Jeanie Skipworth
Texas Women’s University
Denton
The
Texas Highway Department
Tigers to Play Whitesboro Here Friday Night
The Whitewright Tigers start District 16-A play at home against Whitesboro at 7 30 p m. The upcoming schedule lists matches at Collinsville Honey Grove Fannindel Wolfe City Bells and Van Alstyne with a 14 14 tie at Leonard last Friday. Bill Montgomery scored both Tigers touchdowns and Will Cureton connected with Warren Rice for a two point conversion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Whitewright Tigers
Whitesboro
Tigers
Collinsville
Honey Grove
Fannindel
Wolfe City
Bells
van Alstyne
Leonard
Leon
Bill Montgomery
Tiger
Will Cureton
Warren Rice
Heart Trouble Type Lets Patients Return To Life
An illness known as myocardial infarction is described as a recoverable heart trouble. Lyndon B. Johnson and Dwight D. Eisenhower are cited as examples who returned to high offices after treatment. The article notes the first 72 hours are critical, recovery typically takes about three months, and gradual activity such as daily walking or a modest golf routine aids long term health.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lyndon B. Johnson
Senate
Dwight Eisenhower
Baptist W M U Installs Officers In Year
The W M U met at First Baptist Church with Mrs. B W Newman presiding. Mrs. Bell McFatridge installed officers for the coming year including President Mrs. B W Newman and Sunbeams leader Mrs. David Howard. Refreshments for 24 were served and a gift titled The Treasure Chest was given to Mrs. McFatridge.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
First Baptist Church
B. W. Newman
Bell McFatridge
Henry McFatridge
J. C. Gillespie
W. L. Hatfield
Tom Brown
Gene Hughes
Whitewright United Fund Drive Kickoff October 5
A kickoff meeting for Whitewright Community United Fund drive is set for Thursday October 5 at 7:30 p m Campaign workers will contact every area adult to seek contributions for the 1967 68 fund supporting various programs The Grayson County Red Cross withdrew $100 from the budget stating it could raise more locally Pledge cards are printed and area residents names are being typed by high school students Volunteers will call on residents with their names on the pledge cards
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Whitewright
Death of Hugh W. Lawrence 71 Mesquite TX
Hugh W. Lawrence 71 died Tuesday at home 319 East Kimbrough Mesquite Texas Funeral services set for 2 p m today with interment in Mesquite Cemetery He was husband of Virginia Longley of Whitewright Survivors include wife son Charles Hill Lawrence Paris daughter Mrs James Shepard Sherman six grandchildren and five sisters
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hugh W. Lawrence
East Kimbrough
Mesquite
Texas
Lawrence
Virginia Longley
Whitewright
Grayson College Ex-Students Association
Charles Hill Lawrence
Paris
James Sheppard
Sherman
Camp Fire Girls Horizon Club Elects Officers
The Horizon Club met Monday night and elected Gail Murphree as president Pam Edgington as vice president Dee Ann Dyer as secretary Leslie Collins as treasurer and Mary Ann Starnes as reporter Refreshments were served after the meeting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Horizon Club
Gail Murphree
Pam Edgington
Dee Ann Dyer
Leslie Collins
Mary Ann Starnes
Haircut prices rise at Texas barber association
The Texas Association of Tonsorial Artists approved a price increase effective Sept. 15. Adults will pay $2, while $1.75 and $1.50 apply to different groups, with children at $1.50. Chapter president James Allen announced the change.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas Association of Tonsorial Artists
James Allen
Uncle Dan Warns of an Automatic Age at Country Store
In a letter from Tom Bean, Uncle Dan relates tales of a Saturday at the country store where machines dispense coffee and snacks, doctors in hallways discuss rooms and threats, and people fear a future of numbers and automatic systems eroding human contact. He worries about a Great Society push toward universal numbering and prompts readers to avoid placing newspapers on the automatic.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bug Hookum
Bug
Clem Webster
Great Society
Uncle Dan
Voter Registration Here Oct 2 and 9 for 1968
George Schumacher Grayson County tax assessor handles a traveling Voter Registration Writer schedule. On Oct 2 and Oct 9 the writer will be in Whitewright Firemen's Hall from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Texas residents 21 and older. Registration runs Oct 1 1967 to Jan 31 1968 and is required for 1968 voting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Schumacher
Grayson County
Whitewright
Texas
Sun Wanted They Get Fast Results
A small ad-style note promotes using the Sun Wanted service promising rapid results for classified needs. It urges quick action and implies efficiency and reliability in sourcing. The brief mentions speed and usefulness for readers seeking swift outcomes.
Post Office to Seek Bids for Whitewright Building
The Post Office Department will advertise for bids Sept 29 for a new Whitewright post office at the southeast corner of Walnut and Sears. The 2,685 square foot interior plus 80 square foot platform and 6,065 square foot parking area are planned. Lease term is 10 years with four 5 year renewals. the low bidder will own and lease the building to the Post Office. Bids open at the Dallas Regional Office of C Allen Wright.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Post Office Department
Whitewright
Ray Roberts
Sun
Walnut
Sears
Ice House
Novlin
Dallas
C. Allen Wright
Church Schedule Highlights for First Baptist and First Methodist
First Baptist Church lists Fidelis Class social on Thursday at 7:00 and multiple Sunday activities including Sunday School at 9:55, worship at 11:00, and junior choir and training in the evening. First Methodist Church led by Rev. George Topper shows Sunday assemblies, communion worship, and youth meetings, plus weekday choir, Bible study, and W.S.C.S. sessions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fidelis
S. S
Nursing Home
First Methodist Church
George Topper
W.S.C.S
Whitewright
Presbyterian World-wide Communion Service Next Sunday
Rev. C. C. Dooley, pastor, invites members to attend Sunday School at 10:00 and observe the World-wide Communion service next Sunday, October 1.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Presbyterian Church
C. C. Dooley
Church Notice Promotes Sunday Services and Prayer Meeting
Pastor Mrs. Janice Hall leads church activities including Sunday School at 9 45 and Worship Service at 7 15 p m Sunday. A prayer meeting is planned for Wednesday at 7 30 p m.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Times with Minister Mynatt
The Church of Christ lists minister W. E. Mynatt leading Bible study at 10 a.m. Worship and communion at 11 a.m. Evening worship at 7 p.m. Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p.m.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Kentucky town church services schedule
Kentuckytown Baptist Church led by Rev Bob Saylor hosts Training Union at seven and Worship at seven forty five. Bethel Baptist Church led by Rev Charles Pierce offers Training Union at six thirty and Worship at seven thirty.
East Texas State University enrolls 8073 this semester
With regular registration ending, 8073 students have begun registration at East Texas State University, about 400 more than last year. Full fall enrollment may rise to near 8200. final numbers expected after the 12th class day. Late registrants pay a $6 fee.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
East Texas State University
ETSU
Larger Council Issue Set For Tuesday Vote
Whitewright voters head to the polls on Tuesday to decide if the City Council should be enlarged to a mayor and five councilmen from the current mayor and two councilmen. Polls run 8 a m to 7 p m at the Firemen's Hall with Carl May as presiding judge. If approved a second election will elect three additional councilmen. The ballot reads FOR Aldermanic Form of Government. AGAINST Aldermanic Form of Government. The measure would have council members elected at large, not by ward, and incumbents’ terms remain unchanged.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Grayson County
Whitewright
van Alstyne
Carl May
Chamber of Commerce
Budget Cut May Save Tax Bill
Rep. Al Ullman predicts President Johnson will call for about 5 billion in spending cuts to support a 10 percent surtax on income. Ullman says the administration has signaled larger cuts than the previously stated 2 billion, and committee members will not back the bill without deeper reductions. He cites informal talks with officials and notes the President must set spending priorities. No White House comment was given.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
House
Ways and Means
Johnson
al Ullman
D-Ore
Ullman
White House
Bethel W M U Mary Dale Circle Meets for Stewardship
The Mary Dale Circle of Bethel Baptist Church WMU met Tuesday at 2 pm in Mrs. R. H. McKinney’s home for stewardship. Mrs. J C Wetzel led the program with a stewardship playset joined by Mrs. R E Pierce, Mrs. Wetzel, and Mrs. McKinney. Mrs. Charles Pierce directed group singing and Mrs. J P Williams offered the prayer. Five attended.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mary Dale
Bethel Baptist Church
W.M.U
R. H. McKinney
J. C. Wetzel
R. E. Pierce
Traffic deaths in Texas decline from last year
The Department of Public Safety reports 2,096 traffic deaths so far this year, down 1 percent from 2,117 at the same point in 1966. Fatal accidents total 1,726, up slightly from 1,717 a year ago.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Austin
Texas
Department of Public Safety
Also Mentioned on This Page
Arizona
Mary
United Fund
Dan
Tom Bean
Zeke Grubb
Edd Doolittle
Zeke
Everbody
Jack Lackey
Philip Earnheart
Tom Sears Wallace E. Mynatt
Joe Cureton
Bob Dunlap
J. H. Philley
Robert Doss
Bill Dyer
Marcie Bryant
R. D. Maddux
Calvin Whiteley
Martha Sears Emerson
Clint Hennig
Kenneth W. Frisby
P. O. Dept
Marvin Methodist
Assembly OF God
Kentuckytown Baptist Church
Bob Saylor
Training Union
Charles Pierce
ET University
John S. Windell