Quotable Quips From a Sly Voice of Artsroom
A set of pointed remarks about actors chorus girls money doctors predictions telephones and marriage. Witty lines discuss appearance mood behavior and the idea of a mirror that convinces a woman she is as pretty as she thinks. The tone recalls a society column or satirical feature from a newspaper page.
Song of the Shrew A Curious High Pitch Creature
The shrew makes a high pitched squeak heard only by sharp ears. It is a pugnacious insectivorous mammal with sharp teeth, often miscalled a mouse. Despite abundance, many mysteries remain about this small Italian-related mammal and its roadside deaths. The anecdote ends with a London Spectator reference and Napoleon remark about a dinner table mishap.
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London Spectator
Six Meals a Day A Sussex Laborer Ate
The London Chronicle recounts an elderly Sussex laborer whose daily routine included four o clock bread and cheese with ale, a harvest field morning, a strong noon beer, dinner with leg of mutton or ham and plum pudding, a late afternoon cheese lunch, and plenty of ale at home, illustrating a hearty, six meal pattern.
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Sussex
E. V. Lucas
London Chronicle
Arithmetic by Hand and the Hidden Math of Digits
A Wallachian peasant multiplies 8 by 9 using hand digits. Fingers 6 to 10 stand for 6 to 10, with the ring finger and middle finger held to show 8 and 9. Counting yields units 2 and tens 7, giving 72, illustrating avoidance of larger multiplication tables.
Napoleon's Sudden Rage at Dinner Reported
A story recounts Napoleon I losing his temper during a meal, reacting to an inopportune thought that struck him mid bite, then rising from the table in a sudden frenzy.
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Napoleon
Napoleon I
Old verb laze cited in 1610 Martin Markall text
Samuel Rowlands describes layabout behavior in the street and taverns. The note credits the term and suggests Mortimer Collins possibly used the word in lyrics with Cupid lazeth among falery lasses and pale complexions.
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Samuel Rowlands
Martin Markall
Mortimer Collins
Cupid
London
Anchovies Abundant in Mediterranean Shores
The tiny fish known as anchovy are plentiful in the Mediterranean Sea and along the coasts of Spain Portugal and France where extensive fishing takes place in May June and July.
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Mediterranean Sea
Spain
Portugal
France
Far Cry Reflects on College Days in Verse
A fragment mentions Ella-Miss Antique wishing to call her college days and Bella noting long distance costs. The Florida Times Union and Mozart quote evoke friendship and sympathy as solace, with a reflective, nostalgic tone.
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Ella
Bella
Florida Times-Union
Geologic Time Across Periods and Fossil Clues
The article surveys estimates of geologic time, noting Schubert’s 1910 figure of about 12 million years since the carboniferous end. It outlines Mississippian, Pennsylvanian, and Permian epochs, with Pennsylvanian about 2.16 million years, and stresses fossils as key to recognizing geologic periods. It mentions widespread carboniferous rocks in the United States and variation in fossil shells due to regional and temporal differences.
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Charles Schubert
Principal languages of the world and Europe list
The article ranks languages by speakers with English and German leading, then Russian French Spanish Italian and Portuguese. It notes 3,424 languages or dialects worldwide with regional counts for America Asia Europe Africa and mentions other important languages including Chinese.
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Europe
America
Asia
Africa
Language Reach Across Regions and Modern Speech
A terse survey notes diverse linguistic traditions spanning Japanese and Scandinavian branches to the many tongues of India Persia Arabia and modern Greece highlighting dialectal variation and cross regional influence.
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India
Persia
Arabia
Greece
A Poor Present From the Trenches Exchange
A wounded soldier tells his nurse a grievance about a fellow soldier who carrying the shared bullet to his lover. He quips that the bullet he received struck Smith and caused a minor flesh wound, and expresses that Smith should not have given his bullet to his girl. He jokes he would never share a bullet with a girl of his own.
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Smith
New York City's Eight Pension Funds
New York City maintains eight pension funds including the public school teachers retirement fund the police pension fund the fire department relief fund the department of health fund the College of the City of New York fund the supreme court appellate division fund the street cleaning department fund and the city of New York employees retirement fund.
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New York City
Public Schoolteachers’ Retirement Fund
Police Pension Fund
Fire Department Relief Fund
Department of Health Fund
College of the City of New York Fund
Supreme Court Appellate Division Fund
Street Cleaning Department Fund
City of New York Employees’ Retirement Fund
New York Mail
Johnny and parent clash over home call in joke
In a Richmond Times Dispatch item a parent questions Johnny about returning home. The boy replies he didn’t hear the call, and admits he ran away because he feared hearing it. The exchange highlights a witty, empathetic moment.
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Johnny
John
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Family Joys and Courtship Quips
A light exchange on marriage and fidelity recalls vows and the social norm of sacrifice. The husband humorously admits there is no other woman like his wife, noting it for the sake of other men, while a broader reflection on sacrifice surfaces.
Dr King’s New Life Pills Advertise Liver Health
An advert touts Dr King’s New Life Pills as remedy for sluggish liver and bile flow improving mood. It claims the product wakes the liver, increases bile, and makes bowels act more freely to banish moody days. 25ea bottle.
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Dr. King
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic Promotes Malaria Fight
An old advertisement urges readers to take Grove's Tasteless chill tonic to drive out malaria and boost the system with quinine and iron. The label reveals the formula and ingredients, promising tasteless relief for 50 cents.
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GROVE
The Republic of China described as the largest republic
The Chinese republic is the largest republic and most populous state, covering about 4,278,352 square miles. It includes China proper with twenty-one provinces plus Mongolia, Eastern Turkestan, and Tibet, totaling a population nearly one-fourth of the world.
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Republic of China
Chinese Republic
China
Mongolia
Turkestan
Sinkiang
Tibet
United States
Germany
France
Italy
For Sale Bounty: 320 Acres West of Lubbock
Land listing offers 320 acres eight miles west of Lubbock in Lubbock County. Price set at 17.50 per acre with one third cash and balance due in one and two years. Contact Dr. J. S. Spikes of Whitewright, Texas for details.
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Lubbock
Lubbock County
J. S. Spikes
Whitewright
Tex
Vinol Restores Health for a Weak Child in New Hampshire
A Lakeport family reports their daughter, once debiliated and ailing with a persistent cough, grew strong after taking Vinol. They credit Vinol’s cod liver elements and tonic iron for boosting appetite and vitality, urging other parents of frail children to try it.
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Dyer & Jones
Mrs Grady Gillett Visits Ill Mother in Trenton
Mrs Grady Gillett traveled to Trenton on Saturday to be with her mother Mrs R M McCollum who is reported real sick in a bedside vigil.
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Grady Gillett
Trenton
R M. McCollum
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