Texas quips skew Rhode Island humor satire
Boyce House mocks Pawtucket Rhode Island with jokes about laughter and freedom. The writer jokes that a man was fined for laughing and contrasts Texas open spaces with Rhode Island density, inviting the Rhode Islander to Texas where loud city noises drown humor.
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Rhode Island
Pawtucket
Texas
Connecticut
Union
Gabriel
Laugh and the world laughs with you except Pawtucket
A quip about city horn blasts and fines for laughter turns into a humorous reflection on mood and civic life. The speaker jokes about Pa w tucket and the absurdity of fining happiness while praising those who see the silver lining. The tone blends wit and regional pride.
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Texas
Pawtucket
Fishes Without Line Loses Wife in Pittsburgh Divorce
Mrs. Katherine Brown, 33, of Glen Willard suburb, sought a divorce from husband for all night fishing too often. She testified he forgot his fishing tackle, and the judge granted the divorce.
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Glen Willard
Pittsburgh
Brown
Dentist backs toothpick as best teeth cleaner
In Buffalo, Dr Edward L Ball Cincinnati dentist argued before the New York Dental Society that toothpicks are the best means of cleaning teeth and could prevent 75 percent of tooth decay. He noted no risk difference between private and public use.
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Edward L. Ball
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Imponderable Nature Observed by Weldon Nowlin
Weldon Nowlin in the Ennis Daily News muses on age and folly noting nature’s wit as it once did not account for spectacles yet cleverly positioned our ears. The piece blends humor about aging with a reflection on natural design.
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Weldon Nowlin
Ennis Daily News
Texas Gasoline Supply Adequate
Railroad Commission officials do not foresee a gasoline shortage for Texas. Commissioner Murray says Texas production and refining are widespread enough to meet demand, even with Indiana’s Standard Oil allocating supplies to dealers.
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Railroad Commission
Texas
Standard Oil Company of
Indiana
Murray
Big Bad Wolf Targeted as Chickens Vanish in Denison
Mrs. Ronda Williams near Randall Lake reports prize chickens and turkeys disappearing as wolves roam at large. She says the animals are getting bolder and that something must be done to address the issue.
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Denison
Ronda Williams
Randall Lake
Leonard Deep Freeze unit debut at White Auto Store
Notice invites the public to view the new Leonard Deep Freeze refrigerator at White Auto Store. Auto loans offered with quick approval. bring car title for inspection and potential refinancing. Card of Thanks published by Whitewright H D Club thanking community helpers and sponsors of the Summer Festival.
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White Auto Store
Auto Finance Company
F. W. Creager
Mgr
Travis, Sherman
Merchants of
Denison
Whitewright
Hatfield
Bethel
Boy Scouts of
Camp Fire Girls
Trenton
Gladys Ray
Haskey Luck
Freddie James
Otto Russell
Whitewright H.D. Club
R. A. Vestal
Second Working Life Begins at 45
Cleveland news reports Ewan Clague, commissioner of the U S Bureau of Labor Standards, says millions face two working lives from 18 and around 45. He notes heavy work ages, like rubber, may force retirements to second careers. He urges expanded adult education and guidance for students to plan a second career for job security.
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Cleveland
Ewan Clague
U. S. Bureau of Labor Standards
Ohio
Chrysler Plant To Shut Down Operations
The Chrysler Corporation announced it will suspend operations from the end of this week to July 14, idling 20,000 workers because of materials shortages. Assembly of De Soto cars continues until next Tuesday, but bodies and final passenger car assembly across Plymouth, Dodge, and Chrysler divisions halt this Saturday.
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Detroit
Chrysler Corporation
Plymouth
Dodge
Chrysler
Butane Gas Truck Explodes in Perryton
A 20-year-old truck driver, Charles J. Huntoon, was critically injured yesterday when a butane gas truck caught fire and exploded in Perryton. The blast destroyed three automobiles and two trucks and damaged a nearby lumberyard as the driver tried to extinguish the blaze.
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Perryton
Charles J. Huntoon
Eisenhower Accepts Columbia University Presidency
Washington Gen Dwight D Eisenhower Army Chief of Staff today accepted the presidency of Columbia University He will assume the post on his release from active Army duty in the first half of 1948.
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Washington
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Army
Columbia University
3.2 wine ruled legal in Oklahoma
Oklahoma residents may legally sip wine with up to 3.2 percent alcohol under an attorney general ruling. The guidance clarifies wine remains allowed in dry Oklahoma within the 3.2 percent limit. London is listed as one of the cleanest cities in the world.
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Texas
Oklahoma
Foster'’S
Foster's
Oklahoma City
Okla
Attorney General's Office
London
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