The Spice of Life and Quick Wit Jokes
A collection of light jokes and anecdotes from sailors and townsfolk. Tales span a desert island castaway reading newspapers, a teacher and pupil, polite miscommunications at a grocer, a bickering aging couple, comic misinterpretations about laundry, car envy for the Bimmelman family, a writer and hillbeard, a definition of bachelor, a city visit by a hillbilly, and a moron behind a woodpile. Included is a note on European languages and rivers named Aa.
Patient and surgeon discuss payment terms in a quirky exchange
A surgeon mentions a bill and a plan for $100 down plus $25 weekly. The patient likens it to buying an automobile, and the surgeon confirms. A comic aside notes Grandma’s glasses vanishing when she empties them. A husband insures his life for $10,000, prompting the wife to joke about not needing the doctor.
Make a drinking straw container quiver for kids
A simple craft repurposes a seven inch mailing tube into a quiver like the first Americans used. A wood disc is fixed in one end, the tube is decorated, and a cord handle added for hanging near dining table or fridge to store and dispense straws for children.
Ball game heartache for a boy when mother calls
Edgar A. Guest laments a mother calling a boy away from a crucial moment in a sandlot baseball game. He warns such interruptions wound a youngster’s spirit as bases load and he up to bat, underscoring the private toll of parental interference during sports.
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Edgar A. Guest
Cleaning tips for coffee makers
The article advises washing the coffee maker with hot suds and scalding every use. It also recommends boiling the cloth filter on vacuum coffee-makers at regular intervals for sanitation.
The Doctor Says on Cancer Warning Signals
The American Cancer Society education committee lists seven early cancer warning signs: sores that won’t heal, lumps or thickening, changes in a wart or mole, persistent hoarseness or cough, indigestion or swallowing difficulty, unusual bleeding or discharge, and changes in bowel habits. Early cancer may show no symptoms, so examination of apparently well persons is essential. pain is rarely an early sign and prompt medical reporting is urged to shorten delay.
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William A. O'Brien
American Cancer Society
Report Any Cancer Symptoms At Once
There are several causes of persistent hoarseness or cough, but one is cancer of the larynx or lungs. Local examination suffices for laryngeal cancer, while lung cancer requires X ray and other tests. Unusual bleeding or discharge may come from ulcerated cancer. Changes in bowel habits follow growths in the intestinal wall.
Life on Farm Safer But Work Is Dangerous
CHICAGO The National Safety Council reports living on a farm is safer than city life yet farming work is more risky. In 1946 farmers suffered 54 work deaths per 100000, versus 31 in all other industries. Farmers, however, had higher overall safety than city residents. Only 70 farm deaths per 100000 people compared with higher urban rates.
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Chicago
National Safety Council
Farming Death Toll Rises Amid Auto Accidents in 1946
The council reports 18,500 farm residents killed in accidents in 1946, a 9 percent rise from 1945. Rates show farming and coal mining and construction as the top deadly industries, with autos driving most of the increase. Farmers urged greater caution and courtesy on roads despite more driving.
IH dealers urge fair pricing and restraint on resale
IH announces widespread dealer cooperation to pass savings to customers while urging restraint on resale at inflated prices. Production remains strong but not sufficient to meet demand, prompting fair geographic allocation and use of present need as sale guide to prevent profiteering and maintain goodwill.
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