Cartoon Jokes and Wordplay From Rural Wit
A collection of brief jokes and anecdotes featuring a carpet sweeper salesman, a dinner date miscue, a quip about arguing with fools, a writing career pun, a post office stamp request, a Shaggy Skunk tale, and a child misnaming a schoolmate. Names and places are generalized.
Clam chowder scene highlights stubborn patient resolve
An elderly Cape Cod neighbor ill from chowder sits at table with napkin tied, insisting her stomach will not dictate her choices. A barber shop quip and waiter joke brighten the scene as the narrator notes women’s final decisions may differ from earlier choices.
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Cape Cod
Funeral Duel Over Spike Death Ends In Jest
A notorious gambler dies and his funeral draws many peers. in a eulogy a speaker claims Spike is not dead but asleep. A voice from the rear counters with a $100 wager that he is indeed dead, provoking a darkly comic moment.
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Spike
It’ll Be the Sound in a Second Hand Radio Shop
A wary customer eyed a battery radio in a second hand shop and wondered about shocks. The salesman reassured her that she wouldn’t get shocked until she heard a few programs.
Printing boy’s misprint and 1945 Texas court sale notice
Mixed local items recount a boy actor in a printing shop and a lengthy Grayson County Texas foreclosure notice. It describes a sheriff sale set for February 5 1946 of Lot 31 Mershon Addition Tioga Texas and a land dispute case No 54139 by Minnie J. Burkett et al versus T W Taylor et al seeking title quieting and relief in Grayson County Court.
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William Dean Howells
Howells
Martin’s Ferry
State of Texas
Grayson
15Th District Court
Grayson County
Texas
A. D
Tioga
Tioga Independent School District
N. B. Moore
T. Frank Williams
Nick Moore
Court House
Sherman
State of
Mershon
G. P. Gafford
M. G. Dicken
S. V. Earnest
Nancy Drake
State of Texas summons to numerous defendants heirs and representatives
No 54139 The State of Texas to multiple named defendants and their unknown residences heirs and legal representatives greeting you are commanded to appear and answer the plaintiff s petition at or before 10 o clock A M of the first Monday after the expiration of 42 days from the date of issuance of this Citation the same being Monday the day.
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A. D
District Court of
Grayson County
Court House
Sherman
Texas
Minnie J. Burkett
Feme
Jeanelle Bryant
Donald B. Bryant
Birdie Kay
W. W. Kay
Leonard C. Burkett
T. W. Taylor
J. W. Pennell
W. S. Gilbert
W. R. Howell
M A. Howell
James P. Halsell
John T. Halsell
R. R. Halsell
N. A. Halsell
Celia Halsell
Reuben W. Halsell
Rutha Halsell
Esther
J. S. P. Bernard
S. V. Bernard
Thomas Walling
Nancy E. Walling
Ben B. Biggerstaff
Charles Carlton
J. M. Biggerstaff
J. H. Biggerstaff
Benj. B. Biggerstaff
R. H. Gilmer
Wm. P. Green
W. E. Morris
Josephine Morris
T. J. Miller
Mattie A. Miller
A. H. Sherley
Thomas Newton
Eliza Newton
Susanah Lee
Richard Morris
Elizabeth Morris
R. W Lee
Susannah Lee
Daniel Jackson
F. A. Burkett
Nannie Burkett
Grayson
State of Texas
Sister Grove Creek
Darnull Jackson
N. E
Newton Mill
Varas
Ben Biggerstaff
Biggerstaff
Howell’s
State of
W S. Gilbert
M. A. Howell
John J. Halsell
Esther Halsell
Clark A. Stephens
Livtha J. Stephens
James C. Stephens
Eva E. Stephens
Sarah C
Peter B. Shoemaker
Susan M. Shoemaker
J. W. Davis
Sarah Davis
J. H. Jackson
W. R. Cannon
Elijah Cannon
Joshua Hahn
Margaret Hahn
Joshua Horn
Benjamin Nix
Josiah H. Jackson
M. E. Gilbert
Nancy E
R W. Lee
Old Judge Replies On Reading About It
The Old Judge quips to Dick that he was just reading a piece about the topic, implying familiarity and casual amusement with the subject.
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Pete
Sleuth
Mama Skunk
Iain
Rosalie
Jimmy
Jimmy Sitdown
Mobileil
G. C. Stateville
Possum Flats
Tcoulon
Fant Milling Company
Sherman, Texas
Chicago
Dotsa
Glen Earnheart
Whitewright, Texas
Whitewright Lumber Co
Jackson Survey
Howell
Bower
Joseph H. Jackson
Pilot Grove Creek
R. Morrow
Morrow Tract
L. LaRoe & Co
Distillers
Conference of Alcoholic Beverage Industries, Inc