Quip and Quirk Courtroom and Hotel Gag Lines
A humorous mix of courtroom banter and travel oddities. Jokes include a wife charged for a bow and arrow incident, a hotel guest fearing a tax refund, a maid avoiding chatter, and a river steamer blocked by fog with a witty captain reply.
We Are Lucky Citizens of Free Speech
A reflective note celebrates living in a country where people can express thoughts openly without fear, praising the freedom of speech and the ability to speak one’s mind openly.
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The text presents humorous or critical anecdotes about social roles and behavior. A convention trip with a wife is compared to a hunter accompanying a game warden. A World War I rookie calls cooties arithmetic bugs. A nervous pastor delivers a sermon on gossip and condemns tale-telling women.
No, beauty captures men’s gaze beyond brains
A witty remark notes that women pay more heed to beauty because men, regardless of intelligence, stay perceptually drawn and rarely blind to appearance.
Dead horse pride and Baptist blessing joke mix
A hotel guest gifts flowers to a manager claiming they are for the switchboard girls. The manager questions the gift as a compliment to service, while the guest accuses the flowers of being dead. A separate joke about a Baptist and a priest at a race track ends with a quip about blessings and last rites.
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Billy Graham
Weekly services at Bethel and Church of Christ
Bethel Baptist Church schedules Sunday School at 10 00 am Worship at 11 00 am Training Union at 6 00 pm and a 7 00 pm worship service. Church of Christ lists Sunday Bible study at 10 00 am Worship and communion at 11 00 am and an evening service at 6 30 pm Wednesday Bible study for all ages at 7 30 pm.
Central Christian Church Worship Service Schedule
Worship service held each Sunday at 9 00 a m Visitors are invited to attend at the church location for regular services and fellowship opportunities.
Sunday school and worship times listed
Sunday School 9:45 a.m. Worship 7:00 p.m. Christ Ambassadors gather Saturday at 7:00 p.m. and Wednesday prayer meeting also at 7:00 p.m.
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Christ Ambassadors
Sunday Church Schedule with Multiple Services
Sunday school at 10 00 a m worship at 11 00 a m training union at 7 00 p m second worship at 8 00 p m worship 1055 a m Methodist Youth Fellowship 530 p m Junior M Y F meets Sunday at 400 p m Evening Worship 700 p m Women s Society of Christian Service meets first and third Monday 230 p m Wes leyan Service Guild meets every other Monday 730 p m
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Methodist Youth Fellowship
Women’s Society of Christian Service
Wesleyan Service Guild
Calvary Baptist Church Weekly Schedule Denison
Sunday School at 9 55 A M and 11 00 A M worship. Activities include Junior and Intermediate Choirs at 5 00 P M and Training Union at 6 00 P M with Evening Worship at 7 00 P M. Week shows weekday W M U programs and prayer services.
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Calvary Baptist Church
Denison
Training Union
Grayson Association Workers’ Conference
Parkside Baptist Church
Definitions of Communism and Capitalism from a Colorado Pilot
A Steamboat Springs Pilot quote contrasts political systems by showing grain, government control, and threats under communism and Nazism, bureaucracy and limited freedom under bureaucracy, and profit under capitalism enabling education. It notes National Geographic Society’s 1888 founding and its support for explorations and research projects.
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Steamboat Springs
Colo
Pilot
The
National Geographic Society
Venereal Disease Awareness Adds Public Health Push
A Texas Health Department feature outlines rising venereal disease cases after postwar declines. It explains syphilis causes, transmission limits, and the two point campaign of interviews and public education, urging exposed individuals to seek medical exams and learn the truth to reduce suffering.
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The
Texas State Department of Health
Austin
Times
Cow Gives Birth To Triplets On Harold Pittenger Farm
A cow named Number 13 at Harold Pittenger’s farm in Andover New Jersey delivered triplets two bulls and a heifer in a stall. The cow had previously produced twin calves a few years earlier.
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Andover
Number
Harold Pittenger
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