Funhouse of Frivolous Quips and Tiny Tales
A collage of humorous vignettes and light exchanges from various papers. Bits of dialogue dominate, including quips about singing, dress, and misheard lines. The snippets mix jokes, social mockery, and sly wordplay, reflecting early 20th century absurdities and social shorthand.
Poultry Man Praises 20 Mule Team Borax in Show Prep
A poultryman from New Market Tennessee extolls 20 Mule Team Borax soap for whitening and cleaning ten white chicks prepping for a show. He notes exceptional cleanliness and white plumage, inviting dealers to sample and request a booklet from Pacific Coast Borax Co.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. A. Dinwiddie
New Market
Tenn
Pacific Coast Borax Co
Chicago
Roosevelt in Darkest Africa Jungle Meeting Mock Parliament
A satirical jungle meeting chaired by King Leo with Roosevelt as the focal point mocks an expedition to Africa. The East African Jungle association frantically debates security, predatory privilege, and Roosevelt's presidential trip, predicting heavy costs and exotic dangers amid a playful political farce.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Roosevelt
King Leo
Tall Pines
Commonwealth
Auxiliary
Leo
Bongo
Stripes
Monk
Rhino
Coneo River
Tone
Doc
Theodore
Avineex
Afries
Capebrakes
Louisiana
Rockies
Theodore Roosevelt
Africa
Rhodesia
Mr. Roosevelt
In Your Youth at the County Fair Memory
A nostalgic recount of a county fair outing with a new suit and roadster, a white dress with blue sash, and a string of blue beads. The piece lists daily expenses from cotton candy to ride tickets and a shooting gallery, ending with a wistful reflection on the moment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dewey Mungers
Los Angeles Express
The Spider and the Fly War in a City Home
In a long conflict the housefly allies with the housewife, tolerating files and feeds, while spiders are ruthlessly destroyed. The war keeps spider numbers down as flies multiply by millions. Spiders are ugly yet their webs matter little compared with their role in eating flies, foes of mankind.
One by the Colonel on extreme heat talk
A comic exchange features a colonel dismissing heat claims while another says extreme heat down south makes popcorn pop on stalks and cane juice turn to molasses, blending into a odd popcorn molasses mix as proof of scorching weather.
Self Delusion Over Coffee Defeated by Postum
A reader recounts how coffee caused daily headaches and nervousness. After stopping coffee and using Postum, headaches disappeared within a week and never returned. The testimony emphasizes self-deception about coffee's harms and promotes Postum as a healthier alternative.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Mr. Bach
Cleveland
Philadelphia Press
Phiadelphia Ledger
Lee
Mary Roberts Rinehart
Bobbs- Merritt Co
Indianapolis
Conan Doyle
Anna Katherine Green
Tess
Comanche Peta
Corntessel
Washington Star
John
Colorado
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Pizen Pete
Talesamon
Lowisville
Archibald
Chicago Tribune
Chicago News
Kansas City
F.F.C
Edderen
Arcent
Sempey
Tom
Willard W. Garrison
Jungle Association
Jumbo
East African Jungle Association
Honim African
Hippo
Getion
Portugal
Livingstone
Speke
Stanley
Ike
Roosevel
Lucky Shot
Zast Afrig
EPRI
A Wisman
Goring