Help from the Lord and a Laundry Owner's Defense
An editorial fragment reflects on providence and timing. A magistrate questions a Chinese laundry owner charged with running games of chance under Iowa law. He responds humorously that cards are marked and dice loaded, insisting there is no chance at all.
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Purely Personal Rabbit Trouble
In-between gardening season with harvest pending and tomatoes budding. Rabbits roam the neighborhood posing a potential threat to the garden, though they are charming rather than menacing. The writer notes no observed difference between tomato varieties Big Boys and Better Boys and hopes rabbits avoid tomatoes.
Retirement Reward Turns on Aunt's Bequest
Reason Enough Joe the janitor saved and planned to retire with $50,000. At a farewell dinner he credits thrifty habits and his wife's good judgment, but credits his aunt who died and left him $49,500, completing his retirement fund.
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Almanac highlights for June 28, 1975 and notable events
This date in history notes Mercury Mars and Jupiter visible at dawn with Venus Saturn at dusk. Births include Richard Rodgers. Key events: Labor Day holiday established, Versailles Treaty signed, Nixon draft policy speech, MacArthur quote.
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Saving Six Friends and Oddball Local Tales From Des Moines
A humorous column recaps a string of anecdotes from small towns including a reporter mistaking a stockholder for a woman at a charity ball and Jap Bidwell resigning as a traffic officer to save his few friends for pall bearers. It also notes a Chinese laundry owner doubling as a gambler and a mayor knee deep in comical misfortune. The piece closes with a joke about a flour shopper finding only catsup bottles and a Washington Evening Journal masthead with publication details.
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Waddlers May Reduce Falls Among Elderly Says L M Boyd
A consultant for the National Safety Council suggests elderly people who waddle like geese while walking may fall less and suffer fewer bone fractures. The piece mentions Bob Feller and Nolan Ryan with opposing views on pitching style and notes a measured fastball speed of 100.9 mph.
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Same Old Trouble Comedy Bits by Victor Borge
Victor Borge humorously notes domestic budget clashes as he describes his wife listing expenses and chiding him for spending too slowly. The bit riffs on money, patience, and household finance with his signature wit.
Masterful Slam Play Secures Six Hearts in Bridge Contest
In a two table match South reaches six hearts. At one table a simple defense defeats the slam, while at the other South executes a cunning sequence to guarantee six hearts. The difference hinges on East discarding correctly and South’s precise ruffing in dummy to set the trump and diamonds.
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Dear Abby column confronts belief about heaven post conversion
A reader who converted from Judaism to Baptist asks if a Jewish cousin who died would be in heaven without accepting Jesus Christ. Abby notes the minister’s claim is a disputed view and defers judgment to others.
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