Murder counts misread by teletype satire
Editorial notes mock teletype glitches and a UPI quote about 1973 US murders. It speculates if all 19,510 killings occurred in Washington county there would be no survivors, using dry humor to comment on sensationalism.
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United Press International
F.B.I
United States
Washington County
Nothing Day Scrutinized as Odd Yet Noted in Calendar
Cedar Rapids Gazette notes January 16 is listed as Nothing day in Chase's Calendar of Events, contrasting its emptiness with other yearly observances while urging a celebration of nothing. A letter from a reader argues to preserve Blair House amid historic-site preservation and local services for seniors.
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Chase
Kilkenny
Ireland
Caribbean
Laurel and Hardy
Why non-returnable report cards are used
A reader asks the editor to explain why high school report cards are issued as non returnable. The letter cites Mr. Hammond’s comments and requests a clear justification for the practice.
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the Journal
Almanac items for January 27, 1975 recall birthdays and history
The entry notes Samuel Gompers born on January 27, 1850 and Donna Reed's birthday. It recalls Edison’s lamp patent in 1880, the 1943 daylight air raid on Wilhelmshaven, Margaret Smith’s 1964 candidacy, the 1973 US North Vietnam cease fire agreement, and the end of the US draft. Also mentions Mars as the morning star and planets visible that night.
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Mars
Samuel Gompers
Donna Reed
Thomas Edison
Sth
Germany
Wilhelmshaven
Maine
Margaret Smith
United States
North Vietnam
Remarkable Bridge Hand Defies Slam Odds
A famed four hand bridge problem by Frank Perkins shows South declaring a slam despite no apparent avoidance for a spade and a club. The puzzle notes West’s discard tricks and East’s club discard as pivotal, with Perkins achieving the slam against usual fears. Tomorrow: Living dangerous.
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Frank Perkins
New England
Perkins
Dear Abby Heel of the Year clues across reader letters
Abigail Van Buren collects a string of reader notes describing various men labeled Heel of the Year. The letters recount theft, abandonment, bigamy, and party indiscretions set in cities like Detroit, Chicago, Bronx, San Francisco and Seattle with implied social commentary on relationships.
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Abby
Slim Smith
Slim
Paul Newman
Blinc Tna
Bronx
San Francisco
Seattle
Zechariah prophecy page in Washington Evening Journal
A scanned Washington Evening Journal page presents a Zechariah excerpt and a partial masthead with publication details. It lists staff roles and subscription rates, noting dates and locations in Washington Iowa, and advertising data from Shannon & Co. Inc. The readable items mix religious text with local newspaper metadata.
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Lowe
Inday
Janary
Tle
North
Marion Ave
Iowa
Elder. Shannon & Co., Inc
Iowa United Press International
Inland Daily Press Assn
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Audit Bureau of Circulations
David Elder
William
Charles Morris
Robert Luther
Leonard Liewel
Washington Reall
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