Editorial hoax bird joke sparks office fun in Washington
In a Washington Iowa office, a Christmas rush prank unfolds as Marge Lasek plants a battery powered speaker in a coworker’s desk, making a birdlike whistle echo intermittently. Colleagues Ferne Minick Virginia Lemley and Dorothy Luckenbill notice the noise and share amusement at the harmless trick.
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Virginia Lemley
Dorothy Luckenbill
Marge Lasek
Marge
Bird feeder report and backyard winter birds
After heavy snow, a backyard bird feeder is filled with sunflower seeds and wild bird feed. Sparrows flock, two cardinals, one bluejay and several squirrels visit, with hope for rarer guests. A local store manager recalls a boy asking Santa for a baby brother, jokingly noting few shopping days remain.
Willing To Compromise By Golfing With A Buick
Two movie producers arrange to play golf for the first time but are refused entry because there are no caddies. They shrug and plan to use a Buick as a stand in, highlighting a humorous misunderstanding about golf etiquette and club facilities.
The Question and The Foot Feed in a Child Piano Lesson
A Crawfordsville poet Marian Waters recalls a seven year old pupil eager for his first piano lesson. The piece reflects a moment of anticipation and a quizzical exchange with the teacher about questions.
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Marian Waters
Crawfordsville
Randy
Keota Iowa families share Thanksgiving visits and a birth
Keota and surrounding area residents spent Thanksgiving with relatives including Cedar Falls guests at the Nebels home. A Kinross cooperative Christmas dinner followed a cookie exchange and gifts. Benjamin William Peck was born December 5 to Dana Hahn Peck and Arthur Peck of Kinross. The Stoutner family celebrated their 35th wedding anniversary with friends and attendants Betty and Clyde Stoutner Jr. in attendance.
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Paulsievert Keota
Ron Nebel
Cedar Falls
Lois Nebel
Dean Luers
Riverside
Lulu Maule
Grace Parke
Vera McDowell
Kinross
John Garner
Allen Palmer
Colony Inn
Hazel Shafer
Wilbur Shafer
Julie
Columbia
Elvin Shafer
Joy Slate
South English
Debby
Tracy Shafer
Omaha
Ned
Arthur Peck
Benjamin William
Peck
Dana Hahn
Bernard Hahn
Keota
Bennie Peck
Lucy Britten
Cortney Olson
Little Rock
Ark
Wayne Olson
Kent Olson
Iowa City
Olson
Dennis Fry
Nevada
Dick Fry
Debby Fry
Area 11
Ankeny
Annabel
Marion Stoutner
Charles Stoutner
Lynn
Patricia
Patrick
Waterloo
Robert Stoutner
Christine
Oliver
Highland Park
Ill
Tom Stoutner
Shari
Milo
Iowa
Sarah Stoutner
Cedar Rapids
W. H. Ross
Corena Morris
Marion
Stoumer
Betty
Clyde Stoutner Jr
Survival rules and dating woes in Dear Abby column
A reader asks for survival rules and Abby replies with practical guidance. The Lunch Bunch joke contrasts with a teen who cannot date van drivers, Abby notes that a mother’s caution may stand, and a neighbor’s gate dispute ends with a cautionary verdict about locking the gate after finding a ball stabbed with an icepick to avoid danger.
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