Washington towns and counties spark county names debate
Editorial notes humorous observations on Washington place names, rainfall, and local manners. It recalls a front page Atlas inquiry tallying Washingtons, counties, and townships, praises rain's welcome, and ends with a reflection on civic pride and clean sidewalks.
Lawmakers Push Crime Penalty for Federal Lies
Fifty members of Congress seek to make it a crime for a federal official to lie, arguing for equal treatment with private citizens. The measure contends honesty should apply to government officials as to the public, envisioning up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine for false statements.
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Dear Abby advice column on cost of coffee and titles
Abigail Van Buren answers readers on petty office expenses with a boss, honorary doctor titles, and wedding aisle etiquette. She advises asking for owed refunds, addressing title misuse, and asking ministers to keep seating during the bride’s entrance. The column closes with submission instructions and book offer details.
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Bridge B Jay Becher on Signoffs and Slam Leaps
A discussion of bridge bidding from South shows how a two notrump by North is non forcing and how a three diamond signoff signals distributional values. The article explains three clubs as forcing, and how a leap to four clubs reveals void in spades and potential slam while warning about partner's spade length.
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The Women And Tears And Other Oddities In News
A collage of quirky notes on tears by eye doctors finding women shed nearly twice as many tears as men, baby whale nursing airs, soda as an angry Chinese term, hemophilia survival odds, female bear and human infant weights, marital satisfaction polls, apple rose phrasing, 1859 Bengal noncombatant view, chimpanzee versus human romance timing, red hair bleach resistance, Gone With the Wind trivia, author LM Boyd shares rambling miscellany with Fort Worth address.
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