Aviator Dreams and Winter Jabs in Washburn Column
A quirky Washburn Times column mixes weather lines and jokes on aviators. It touches on aviation, politics, society, and distant events with wry humor about new fashions, divorces, balloons, and a Swiss doctor claim, all in a period voice.
Seat games and committee power in the US Senate
A detailed look at how seats are filled in both chambers shows rivalries over coveted positions, with filings, retirements, and party dynamics shaping choice seats. It notes Dolliver's death opens a leadership vacancy, and profiles key figures like Beveridge, Aldrich, Hale, and Lodge amid a broader history of senate rooms and portraits.
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Senate
Dolliver
Jowan
Indiana
Senator Spooner
Wisconsin
Spooner
Beveridge
Elihu Root
Cherokee Strip
Capitol
Seaboard
Committee On Agriculture and Forestry
United States Senate
Frances E. Warren
Wyoming
Warren
Senator Warren
Eugene Hale
Maine
Appropriations
Committee On Finance
Hale
Nelson W. Aldrich
Rhode Island
Committee On Ways and Means
House of Representatives
Committee On
Finance
Aldrich
House
United States
Julius C. Burrows
Michigan
Burrows
Boies Penrose
Pennsylvania
Penrose
Shelby M. Cullom
Ilinois
Finance Committee
Utah
W. A. Clark
Montana
Henry Cabot Lodge
Committee On the
Philippines
Patrick Henry
Thomas Jefferson
Jefferson
Commodore Perry
Lake Erie
Perry
Japan
Perrys
Champion Typewriters Quietly Win World Title
Every so often a champion in typewriting earns recognition, yet stellar models rarely receive high profile stage offers. The remark notes the mismatch between world champions and public premieres for elite typewriters.
Counterfeit $100 Bill Spurs Washington Warnings
Washington authorities warn of dangerous counterfeit circulating nationwide. A man who never sees a hundred may feel secure, but officials stress vigilance as the fake currency spreads.
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Washington
Global telephone stations exceed ten million worldwide
Statistics show about 10 600 000 telephone stations exist globally yet calls often fail to reach the desired line when needed. The remark underscores ongoing limitations in availability and accessibility of telephone connections despite vast infrastructure.
Aviators face fatal accidents as record flights rise
Thirty four aviators have died in the past year. Some might have survived on the ground and stepping on nails. A critic proposes making hydrogen on route to solve transatlantic aviation. Another aviator breaks the high flight record, a feat common amid ship launches and Mason deaths.
Milk chewing advice from Horace Fletcher quoted
Horace Fletcher contends that chewing milk is necessary to get full value from a glass. The joke notes the question of what kind of milk he habitually consumes and points to the quip's playful tone.
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Horace Fletcher
Horace
Sympathy For Bridegroom In Odd Wedding Tale
A humorous line from a newspaper item notes the man who married a woman attended by three dogs as bridesmaids deserves sympathy, even though he entered the marriage knowingly. The remark reflects lighthearted commentary on an unusual wedding scene and the groom’s plight.
Harvard Professor Links Marital Decline to Yankee Blood Loss
A Harvard professor argues that late and loveless marriages are causing the disappearance of real Yankee blood, countering common belief that wholesale importation of other blood is to blame. The remark points to social changes as a factor in lineage preservation.
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United States Senate
Senate of the United Nee
Harvard
Laundress Mistakes Dynamite for Soap in Washboard Tale
A Los Angeles woman reportedly used a stick of dynamite on a washboard thinking it was soap, with no blast occurring. The incident is cited as proof that dynamite makers adulterate the explosive, prompting questions about purity and safety.
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Los Angeles
Chicago Professor Links Gossip to Nervous Shock
A Chicago professor argues that women gossip to obtain a pleasing shock to their vasomotor systems and suggests the possibility of a substitute to protect innocent reputations.
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Chicago
Invention Race Mirrors Perpetual Motion Skepticism
The note compares 3000 inventors laboring on aeroplanes to the long quest for perpetual motion, suggesting that despite many efforts progress may still be uncertain and slow.
British government buys French dirigible for inspection
A dirigible balloon that recently traveled from France to London with seven passengers has been bought by the British government. Englishmen agree that a craft with such interest ing possibilities calls for fall inspection.
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France
London
Mad King Otto of Bavaria Revealed by Diplomatic Source
Reports say Otto, aged 62 and confined at Castle Furstenried for decades, remains vigorous yet alienates himself with insomnia and fear of water. He allegedly rallied troops to charge a stone wall, urged peace with France, and was later honored by Kaiser William before being sent to Spain and Italy under medical escort.
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Bavaria
Giornale d
Italia
London Chronicle
Furstenried
Marshal Baron Redwiz
Verdi
Kaiser William
General Staff
Bismarck
Moltke
France
William
Spain
Italy
The mystery of curari the upper Amazon toxin long studied
Indians sell curari for its weight in silver but reveal no source plants. A German professor studied it two years in Amazon villages yet could not identify the ingredients. Dewey Cobb later tested it on a buck using a native blowgun and observed paralysis signs without alarm from the deer.
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Upper
Amazon
Dewey Austin Cobb
National Geographic Magazine
Gaunt House in Vanity Fair Located at Harcourt House
London Graphic identifies Gaunt House in Thackeray s Vanity Fair as Harcourt House Cavendish Square not Hertford Manchester or Lansdowne. It notes the hall gateway and the Duke of Cumberland statue seen in Thackeray s illustration. Harcourt House has been replaced by flats.
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Gaunt House
Thackeray
C. van Noorden
Harcourt House
Cavendish Square
Hertford House
Manchester Square
Lansdowne House
Berkeley Square
Mr. van Noorden
Duke of Cumberland
Culloden
Crawley
London Graphic
Unequal Match Odor Stories In A Street Scene
A suburban narrator recalls an autumn night accident on Aubon road involving a large polecat and Jenks's gasoline car. The tale centers on an unexpected encounter under a street light, the animal’s startled reaction, and a tongue in cheek defense of polecat odor amid a humorous anecdote from Youth's Companion.
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Jenks
Aubon Road
Dean's Kidney Pills Endorsed For Health
Weak kidneys cause backache headaches urinary trouble and dizziness. Doan's Kidney Pills claimed to remove kidney ills and restore kidney function. Mrs E E Dewey of Neligh Nebraska reports a dramatic 1909 dropsy attack improved after using the product. Remember the name Dean's. 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Dean
E. E. Dewey
Neligh
Doan
Dean’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Ancient City Modernized in Tarsus Lighting Upgrade
Tarsus in Asia Minor now lit by electricity drawn from the Cydnus river. The city hosts 450 electric street lights and about 606 incandescent private lights, marking a modernizing advance for the ancient city once known as the birthplace of the apostle Paul.
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Tarsus
Asia Minor
Apostle Paul
Cydnus
Important to Mothers Inspect Castoria Bottles Carefully
Consumers are urged to examine each Castoria bottle for the signature of Levy, a remedy trusted for over 30 years. The familiar phrase The Kind You Have Always Bought reinforces safety for infants and children.
Acme of Cautiousness in Seymour-Young Ticer
Seymour-Young Ticer appears cautious in matters of courtship as he avoids asking the most attractive girl in town to visit unless he knows her home distance. The description notes his extreme caution in pursuing romantic steps.
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Seymour
Ticer
Ashley
Spohns Distemper Cure Advertises Broad Disease Cure
Spohns Distemper Cure claims to cure distemper in horses of all ages and prevent spread within the stable. Also advertised as a remedy for chicken cholera and dog distemper. Sold by druggists or direct from Spahn Medical Co Goshen Ind. Bottles priced 50 cents and 1.00. Agents wanted and a free book offered.
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Spohn
Mfrs
Spahn Medical Co
Goshen
Ind
Unmistakable Hint From A Young Lady
A character named Young Staylate receives a delicate hint from the young lady he visits. She rejects watching the clock and similar devices and instead orders refreshments while her mother sends breakfast food. The scene emphasizes direct warmth over formal restraint in a polite social encounter.
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Staylate
Unclear Exchange over Hidden Cigars and Willie
A puzzling dialogue features a wife and her husband's wife debating whether George has smoked. The husband replies affirming he has not and plans to keep the cigars until Willie is ready to learn smoking, hinting at a secret practice or family arrangement.
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George
Willie
Triumph of Optimism
A robust nephew questions an aged kinsman about his health. The elder remains optimistic despite a rheumatism flare, worsened grip of crisis and a recent dental visit where all but two teeth were pulled, the remaining two being opposite each other.
Postum Faith Restores Health Says Washington Woman
A Washington woman credits Postum with restoring her health after four years of nervous illness and near death. She stopped coffee, tried Postum, and reports calm nerves, renewed energy, and able to do housework and care for two small children. She urges others to read The Road to Wellville and notes many similar letters appear.
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Washington
Wellville
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