Dear Editor Puzzling Q A Row Of Humorous Inquiries
A jumble of humorous reader queries and editor replies from a small town newspaper letters page. Questions range from heating a home and pig care to origins of names and a joke on car models. Local tone and names imply a satirical, community-snapshot feature.
Wolverines Club Notes Show Busy Week and Plans
The Wolverines boast a lively scene with new pennant pride a 12 by 2 foot emblem and a strong push for membership. Reports praise recent cleaning and social efforts, announce upcoming initiation and feeds, and note player updates, club entertainment, and spring training plans.
Old-Time Cold Cure Tea Promoted in Pharmacy
Get a small package of Mamburg Breast Tea or Gramburger Brust Thee at any pharmacy. Brew by steeping a tablespoonful in boiling water, drink a teacup full anytime. Advertised as the most effective cold and grip remedy, it opens pores, relieves congestion, loosens bowels, and claims safe vegetable ingredients, inexpensive.
St Jacobs Oil Promises Quick Relief for Rheumatism
Ad touts St Jacob's Oil as a harmless cure for rheumatic pain. Claims fast relief from pain in joints muscles and nerves without internal treatment. Warns against internal dosing and urges purchase of a 25 cent bottle from any drug store.
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St. Jacobs Oi
Ives
Dock Robinson
Potatoes at six dollars a bushel stir farmer talk
A busy exchange notes new potatoes selling for six dollars a bushel and hints farmers unite to press prices while asking who wants new potatoes anyway Then the ad promotes Victrola and Pathephone talking machines at Hydar's Ironwood continuing the local commerce tone
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Hydar’s
Ironwood
A Knocker by Hod Morrell
A humorous verse about a restless woman who knocks at every door and dwells in endless motion. The poem follows her lively actions from husband to neighbors and even to her own clothes, ending with a spectral whisper that mocks her knocking nature. Her husband, curious about spirits, witnesses a knocking from beyond and remarks on her lasting reputation.
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Hubby
Hod Morrell
Lake Superior Mining Institute To Meet In Birmingham
Members from the Lake Superior Mining Institute plan an annual meeting in March in Birmingham Alabama. Attendance is expected to exceed earlier estimates as the list grows. Secretary Yungbluth issued a travel and lodging circular highlighting transportation and points of interest. The south visit invitation came via Edwin Ball of Tennessee Coal and Iron and Chas Fairbairn of Republic Iron and Steel.
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Lake Suerior Mining Institute
Birmingham
Ala
Yungbluth
Driscull Seeks Republican Nomination for Circuit Judge
Notice to electors in Gogebic and Ontonagon counties announces George O. Driscull as a Republican candidate for Circuit Judge at the March 7, 1917 primary. He solicits support at the polls from voters in the two counties.
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Gogebic
Ontonagen
Iaid
George O. Driscull
Tronwood
Michigan
Vexkona Notes from Rochester and Nearby Visits
Geo Breanants in Rochester this week. Mrs Edwards was in Bessemer Wednesday. C Myers was a Bessemer caller Sunday evening. Miss Edith Simms was an Ironwood caller Saturday. Martin Rosewald was a Bessemer visitor Sunday evening. Miss Zella Banfield was from Ironwood Thursday. J Jennings in Ironwood Saturday on business. Mrs Albert Johnson called on Ironwood friends Wednesday. Miss Esther Burdeau returned Friday from Hibbing. Minn. Mrs Matt Saari and Mrs John Holma shopped in Bessemer Wednesday. Misses Elizabeth and Martha Johnson in Wakefield Saturday. Miss Laura Olson spent Sunday as Leona Burdeau's guest. Leo Burgett of Elyria Ohio visiting sister Mrs George Brennan. Mrs W S Peters and children Priscilla and Bob visiting Marinesco for a few days. Misses Margaret Hanley and Kittie Jennings visited J Jennings Thursday afternoon. Doc Masterson of Oshkosh filled vacancy on village police force. Girls wanted for hotel work. Apply to Mrs Cannon Curry Hotel Tronwood Mich.
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Geo. Breanants
Rochester
Edwards
Bessemer
C. Myers
Edith Simms
Ironwood
Martin Rosewald
Zella Banfield
J. Jennings
Albert Johnson
Ironwood Friends
Esther Burdeau
Hibbing
Minn
Matt Saari
John Holma
Elizabeth
Martha Johnson
Wakefield
Laura Olson
Leona Burdeau
Leo Burgett
Elyria
Ohio
George Brennan
W. S. Peters
Priscilla
Bob
Marinesco
Margaret Hanley
Kittie Jennings
Doc. Masterson
Oshkosh
Wis
Joe Cobowski
Tailor Shop for Sale and Spring Township Races
Tailor shop for sale equipped with a Hoff man steam cleaning and pressing machine. Apply to Jos Leff Wakefield. Spring politics begin with village and township races slated for April 2. JW Bedell and A J Olson enter township treasurer race. W E Fritz announced for clerk. A F Olson and R F Hasbrook for justice of the peace. Contests expected for other township offices. diamond prices rise while our prices stay steady. TM Tripplett TM
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Jos
Leff
Wakefield
JW. Bedell
A. J. Olson
W. E. Fritz
A. F. Olson
R. F. Hasbrook
Justice of the Peace
Primary Election Notice for Wakefield Township 1917
The qualified electors of Wakefield Township are notified of a general primary election on March 7, 1917, at the Fire Department Quarters in Wakefield Town Hall. Polls open 7:00 a.m. and close 5:00 p.m. for nominating candidates to the Circuit Judge Thirty-Second Judicial Circuit of Michigan counties Gogebic and Ontonagon. Date and official seal at Wakefield January 27, 1917 by William F. Fritz, Township Clerk.
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Wakefield
Fire Department
Winnace
Jupce
Micskcay
Gogerbic
Ontonagon
Wakefield, This 277Th Day OF January, A.D
William FE. Fritz
Mike Woznick
Gogebic
Wakefield Store Company
State of
Michigan
State OF Michigan
Dessemer
Said
AL Dd
Curtis Buck
Vini
T. Bening
Wakefield Advocate
Junge
Wakefield Village Caucus Notice 1917</T
Notice is hereby given that a regular Village Caucus will be held in the Fire Department Quarters Town Hall Wakefield on February 24 1917 at 8 00 p m. for nominating candidates for Village President Clerk Treasurer and Trustees for two year terms.
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Fire Department
Wakefield
Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh Relief
A vintage ad promotes Ely's Cream Balm to relieve cold and catarrh. It promises rapid opening of nasal passages, relief from headache and mucous, and ease of breathing by applying a small amount inside the nostrils. The copy urges asking a druggist for a small bottle and notes instant soothing effects.
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Ely
Wanted First Class Table Waitress at Wakefield Hotel
Local hotel advertises for a first class table waitress position at the Wakefield Hotel. Apply in person for immediate consideration and details.
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Wakefield Hotel
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