Witty scraps from a bustling summer in the era
The column surveys a patchwork of social quips and curiosities from Viana Georgia to Philadelphia and New York, spoofing fashion, science, and daily life. It touches on summer signs, the appetite for novelty, and light jests about culture, gossip, and small misfortunes.
Whistle Takes Place of Curfew Bell
In Kansas City Kansas the curfew law is urged to be enforced more strictly by city authorities. The nine o'clock whistle from packing plants, once a civic signal, grew into a habit for workers to head home, with police enforcing curfew if needed. The practice spread among men and families as clocks and watches synced to the whistle.
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Ansas City
Kan
Kansas
Kansas City
New England
City of Winnipeg Builds Public Utilities Network
A Winnipeg editorial lauds municipal ownership of utilities, noting investments over 30 million and upcoming municipal power and street railway plans. It outlines public control of water, telephones, quarries, waste disposal, and a city cemetery, highlighting growth from a distant post to a major wheat market hub.
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Wnnipeg
Man
Winnipeg Water Works Company
Winnipeg Electricompany
Winnipeg River
Winnipeg Electric Company
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Civb
Macadan
Far Post
Seeking nobles wives in America for Austrian princes and counts
Vienna matchmaker Miss Yrma Bleyer arrives in New York to pair American heiresses with Austrian titled youths. Two princes age twenty three and twenty five, both army officers with Bohemian castles and three million dollars each, seek wives bringing fortunes matching their own. Count Hugo Kristalnigg, aged about thirty, toured America for heiresses but found two unsuitable.
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York
Austria
Yrma Bleyer
Vienna
United States
Bohemia
St. Louis
Chicago
Cleveland
Hugo Christalnnge
Veterein
Christalnigg
America
State To Hold Egg Laying Contest At Missouri College
MOINTAIN GROVE MO An egg laying contest planned by the Missouri Agricultural College will run September 1 for one year at the state poultry experiment station. Fifty entrants allowed with six hens each, fifty identical pens, monthly prizes, breed awards, and final prizes with published reports nationwide. Ownership kept confidential unless disclosed by the owner.
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Mointain Grove
Missouri Agricultural College
State
America
Australia
New Zealand
Philadelphia
San Francisco
Missouri
Rat
Boy Rescued After All-Night Fight With Rattlesnake
In Matagorda County Texas the ten-year-old Paul Graham was rescued after an all night battle with a four foot rattlesnake in an abandoned twenty five foot well. He was bitten twice but is expected to recover after suffering shock and injuries from the ordeal. He freed himself climbed rocks and finally killed the snake with a rock. A search party pulled him from the well at dawn.
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Galveston
Texas
Paul Graham
Driecoll Graham
Matagorda
Sleepy Brethren Disrupt Revival Sermon at LA Church
Dr H H Crossfield, president of Transylvania University, faced two sleeping brethren during a revival in Los Angeles. One slept through a sermon as a song book was tossed by Crossfield in a bid to wake him, while the other remained unfazed until the benediction. The scene drew amused titter from the congregation.
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Los Angeles
Cal
H. H. Crossfield
Transylvania University
Kentucky
Bites Off His Tongue in Wagon Fall Tragedy
In Evansville Indiana seventeen year old Albert Henachelman fell from a wagon. His chin struck hard and his teeth pierced his tongue, removing a large portion in a tragic accident. His condition and the full details of the incident are yet to be disclosed by local authorities.
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Evansville
Ind
Albert Henachelman
Rediscovered English baronet joins Balvarian party as janitor
Sir Genille Cave Brown-Cave twelfth baronet of Stanford and oldest noble English family member has resurfaced in Brooklyn as a Balvarian party janitor earning 3.50 weekly. He seeks 100 dollars for Salvation Army officers’ school fees inspired by a Salvation lassie. His life spans sea service in Egypt and Afghanistan, Boer War, travels in Asia, and Kansas City street cleaning. Born 1869, Norman lineage, claims antique title and estate but prefers cowboy skills and steer roping records.
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Brooklyn
N. Y
Genille Cave
Brown-Cave
Stanford
England
Balvarion Arty
Salvation Army
Salvation
New York
Salvation Corps
Egypt
Lord Wolseley
Tel-el-Kebir
Afghanistan
America
Burmah
Tion
South Africa
Hongkong
Yokohama
United States
Kansas City
White Wings
Wyoming
Sir James Bryce
Rat Runs Up Man's Leg in Memphis Restaurant
A countryman caused a riot in an uptown Memphis restaurant by overturning chairs and shouting for help as a rat crawled up a man's leg. The proprietor grabbed the man by the trouser leg and the rat dropped out then scampered away while patrons fled.
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Memphis
Tenn
Gander Scares Girl to Death in Kentucky
A three year old girl in Louisville near Chappell's Gap died of fright after a large gander grabbed her dress and attacked with its bill and wings. Her mother rushed out and the child expired immediately in the yard.
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Gander
Louisville
Mia
Cleve Garland
Chappell's Gap
Hoods Sarsaparilla and Miscellaneous Sayings From a Fragment
An assortment of quoted lines and pseudo adverts mentioning Hoods Sarsaparilla, health maxims, and humorous exchanges. Notes include a quip about discouraging a singing girl, a meditation on friendship, and a brief reference to a doctor’s stomach aiding pellets.
Contagious Disease Notes and Household Exchange
Fragmentary OCR notes reference distemper and a stable illness, a medical car service in Goshen Indiana, and a quirky exchange about sending a kitten to keep company while a move occurs. The reader sees terse snippets about illness costs, travel, and a brief personal interaction.
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Havis
Raeeke
Anya Wented
Goshen
Test of Social Standing in a Saucy Society Parody
A playful item riffs on a society scene with a customs inspector and a wife boasting pearl necklaces hidden in her bonnet. The punchline hints at a bid for social prominence and newspaper fame.
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Old Porkenlarrd
Porkenlarrd
Puck
Fifth Time in Court for Aparling Excuse
In Harper's Weekly a judge scolds Aparling for repeated appearances this term and remarks on the man’s company. The judge orders him sent to the island with a 30 day credit.
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Oficer
Harper's Weekly
Comic Exchange Shows Water Absorption Jibe
An exchange contrasts a brick absorbing a quart of water with a pugilist brother not being a brick. The Professor questions the meaning while the Pugilist quips about the brother’s absorbency, highlighting a humorous dispute.
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