War Notes and Witty Snippets From Van Buren Editorial
A column of satirical observations and quips on war, peace, chemists, industry, and society. The piece comments on price changes from war, trust indictments, peace maxims, and human bullets while blending humor about diplomats, flowers, bicycles, and high school graduations.
Dietitian Probes Foods We Like and Say They Are Unhealthy
A dietitian judges popular foods with warning notes. The piece humorously contrasts a baseball umpire pleasing both sides with a heavenly seat, while a wartime report claims English forces capture the Garden of Eden and Cain’s limited harvest is noted in passing.
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Garden of Eden
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Parasite Strain Targeting Gypsy Moth For War
Scientists study the anas atus bifasciatus parasite as a biological control method against gypsy moth outbreaks. Research focuses on deploying the organism to curb defoliation and protect forests and crops.
Ardent Love Letters Pose Mail Fraud Question
An exchange of passionate letters becomes the basis for a government charge alleging use of the mails to defraud. The case hinges on whether the letters constituted deceptive acts intended to mislead the recipient.
Sunburned fisherman stands out in the field
A rugged man who enjoys fishing endures sunburn while working with a hoe in the field. He would be quick to complain if he faced such work conditions, highlighting a contrast between leisure and labor.
Ohio divine links ideal wife to dialogue with husband
An Ohio divine says the ideal wife should converse intelligently with her husband though he often resists reason. The piece notes more autos for rural mail distribution and urges faster handling of love letters while bills follow the slower route.
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Ohio
California professor hails congress of fathers to study domestic issues
A California professor calls for a congress of fathers to study domestic problems while noting that most people are too busy in the school of experience to attend. The remark frames a public discussion on family life and social duties.
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California
Eleven Snake Kinds In U S Say Scientists
Scientists claim there are one hundred eleven kinds of snakes in the United States. The average person may never see them all, as varieties range across regions and habitats.
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United States
No one left out as per statisticians on per person wealth
The quote notes that each person should have 1965 dollars, placing the country about 964.70 dollars short per person, reflecting a fiscal shortfall highlighted by statisticians.
Rain versus Ball Games Hinders Weekend Sports
A lighthearted note laments continuous rain that cancels or delays games, suggesting if rain could grow hair on bald heads there might be an excuse for the soggy days that spoil the schedule.
California athlete struck by lightning while practicing
A Californian was struck by lightning during practice on a street corner. The incident raises questions about fate and the perceived absence of justice in the world.
Sun heat varies but crops and freckles not affected
Scientists report solar heat varies up to ten percent yet this does not change its ability to raise crops or cause freckles.
Lafayette Gets Next Meeting of Indiana Bar Association
Executive Committee of the Indiana State Bar association decided to move the next annual meeting from Indianapolis to Lafayette. The two day session will be in June in Lafayette after Hammond bid unsuccessfully. George A. Batchelor secretary noted the shift was to accept Lafayette’s invitation. Will R. Wood congressman spoke on behalf of Lafayette.
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Indianapolis
State Bar Association of Indiana
George A. Batchelor
State Life Building
Association
Lafayette
Hammond
Will R. Wood
Congress
Indiana
Batchelor
Young man admits fatal beating of Black man near McFadden's Creek
Joseph Mills of Uniontown Kentucky aged twenty confesses to coroner sheriff and prosecutor that he killed Charlie Mac Donald a Black craps shooter by striking him in the head with a wood slab after a signal from Manuel Underdown seventeen. Mills says he and Underdown moved the body to a cornfield and Mills struck again stamping the victim's face.
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Mount Vernon
Joseph Mills
Uniontown
A. W. Wysinger
Marsh Hall
George Zimmerman
Charlie MacDonald
McFadden
McDonald
Mills
Underdown
Purdue Coach and Physician James Temple dies at Purdue
James Temple assistant physician director and head track coach at Purdue died after a minor neck tumor operation. He previously coached track at Brookings South Dakota Agricultural College and Ripon University with earlier posts at Wisconsin Minnesota and West Point.
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Purdue University
Lafayette
James Temple
Purdue
South Dakota Agricultural School
Brookings
Temple
Ripon College
University of Wisconsin
University of Minnesota
West Point Military Academy
Rev Edgin Named Assistant Superintendent at Lorton Reformatory
The former Grace Methodist pastor of Franklin W Edgin has been elected assistant superintendent and chaplain at the federal reformatory at Lorton near Washington D C He formerly served as chaplain at the Jeffersonville reformatory and supports prison reform His son Joyce Edgin of Indianapolis works at the institution The reformatory emphasizes an honor system with no locks bolts or guards and sits on grounds of about 1000 acres with a nearby planned 1500 acre facility Also notes his past pastorates in Indianapolis and Martinsville.
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Franklin
W. Edgin
Grace Methodist Church of
Lorton
Washington, D. C
Edgin
Jeffersonville Reformatory
Mr. Edgin
Joyce Edgin
Indianapolis
Martinsville
Man Found Unconscious Near Lafayette Tracks After Beating
William Myers aged thirty eight of Remington West Virginia was found half clad and unconscious beside the railroad tracks near the interlocking plant south of the city. He bore two head gashes and concussion of the brain with no clear account of the incident. A theory suggests robbery and being dumped from a train. A Spanish War veteran, Myers was taken to a hospital and aid was provided by the Spanish War Veterans association.
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Lafayette
William Myers
Remington
W. Va
Myers
McNutt Castle Confiscated in Austrian Tyrol
Richmond relatives learn that Francis McNutt and his wife were forced to abandon their castle home in the Austrian Tyrol. The castle has been seized by Austrian military authorities and is now used as a hospital. McNutt, born in Richmond, served with the American legation in Madrid and Constantinople and later as a papal chamberlain to Pope Leo.
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McNutt
Richmond
Francis McNutt
Emigrant reports thriving farms in Canada West
A. Meyer of Bagley writes from Saskatchewan and Alberta about well off former Minnesota neighbors. He notes barns full of stock, large crop acreage, and bumper prospects despite early chill. Land offered affordably by WWI volunteers, groceries priced similarly to Minnesota, kerosene higher. He lists Bagley residents visited and sends regards to local friends.
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A. Meyer
Minnesota
Bagley Independent
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Clearwater
Polk
Minn
T. T
John Dahis
W. J
R. D. Holt
Martin Halmen
Ole Halvorson
Wm. Walker
Geo. Colby
Bagley
Wedding Joke In A Long Ago Conversation
A quirky exchange has a sandy drummer and a grocer discussing a couple’s wedding. The drummer insists on celebrating a willfully declined marriage, noting it will be over years since he courted a girl who refused him.
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Beauty and the Beast Described in Odd Banter
Snippet shows jumbled dialogue calling a “deucedly pretty girli” and a “hideous bulldog” with quips about pairing the girl with a man to balance the dog. The fragment hints at a humorous or satirical theater remark.
Changed His Mind Spat During Courtship
In a terse exchange captured in a brief note, a husband and wife sparred over devotion during their courtship with the wife recalling a promise to die for him and the husband challenging the line of duty in a domestic dispute.
Divorcee turmoil cited in lighthearted proverb
A playful mock lament notes many divorcees as a sea of matrimony mines. The speaker warns son Levanse about perilous unions and suggests caution amid marriages described as floating hazards.
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Lemuel
Levanse
Handling a Peculiar Husband Sparks Witty Exchange
Mrs Barker jokes about her husband being difficult to manage. She asks if he needs boxing or rubber gloves. The quip amused her friend as they discuss the domestic oddity.
Interview Highlights a Vegetarian Gardener Applicant
A humorous exchange shows an applicant claiming ten years of vegetable experience but declining a horse and cow care duty due to being a strict vegetarian. The interviewer teases the idea of managing livestock for a gardening role.
Economizing Plans Amid Finances and Needs
In dialogue from a couple planning marriage they discuss budget limits. He notes the fiance earns little, and they intend to economize by cutting back on needs and wants to live within means.
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Jack
The Purpose of Thrift
A short, quoted exchange on thrift from a family scene where a father urges saving pennies for future carfare, and the son asks what for, highlighting a teachable moment about money and planning.
Calisthenics Exchange at Door Ends With Woodpile Challenge
A tramp asks for pay, claiming to be a retired acrobat. A stern-faced feminist replies that he may perform a split at the woodpile for his dinner. The exchange highlights social tensions and gendered power dynamics.
Pleasing Father and the Flight of Jinks
An excerpt notes Jinks leaves college and follows his father’s uplift dream. He uses the initial handout from his father to buy an aeroplane, signaling a turn toward independent ambitions and aviation.
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Jinks
George and Judge Debate Budget Virtue
A humorous exchange shows a wife boasting of debtless week by charging expenses and a husband named George questioning business sense. The judge cues with a wry remark on prudence and spending.
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George
Freight and Express Car Service Schedule Notice
Daily forward and return trips listed with departure times 2:52 PM 4:22 PM 6:52 PM 7:22 PM and 9:52 PM. A special party rate applies for groups of fifty or more traveling together. Contact the agent or write Main Office Bluffton Indiana.
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Bluffton, Ind
Crexone Promises Quick Relief for Kidney and Urinary Ailments
A vintage pharmacy advertisement touts Crexone as the sole cure for back pain kidney and bladder troubles rheumatism and related symptoms. It claims deep kidney action dissolving uric acid and cleansing waste with a money back guarantee if it fails in any case.
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Swanson Rheumatic Care Co
Newark
Ohio
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