Agricultural speed cops and drought era policy satire
The text satirically imagines agricultural speed cops enforcing wheat and hog production limits under a new plan, mocks political figures, and envisions a national policy shift. It also discusses Austria's crisis with Hitler and Otto Dollfuss, Roosevelt's economic views, and proposals to aid older workers and farmers through an agricultural army and forest programs.
Melon Day plans draw crowd interest and asks
Readers report early inquiries about Melon Day date stands and program inclusion. Port Byron baseball club seeks entry. popcorn vendor requests wagon rights. locals anticipate entertainment for hundreds of guests as planning accelerates before the event.
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Iweek
Port Byron
Zuma Giants
Charlie Boston
Charles Groharing
Jimmy Lewis
Thomson Bank Heads Named By Directors
Directors of the reorganized Thomson State Bank elected a seven member board Monday evening. N. D. French was reelected president and Thomas Stagg was chosen vice president. A. E. Sheridan was renamed cashier. New directors named were A. E. Sheridan Dan Connell Thomas Stagg Robert Grobaring Louis Strauch and John Hook. The bank reports deposits up over twenty thousand dollars.
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Thomson State Bank
N. D. French
Joe
Jake Miles
Sever
Thomas Stagg
I A. E. Sheridan
A. E. Sheridan
Dan Connell
Robert Grobaring
Louis Strauch
John Hook
French
Bank Statement Clears Up Plain Facts For Depositors
The Thomson Bank reports steady growth in deposits since reopening and a strong liquidity position. If the statement is unclear, bring it to bank staff who will explain every detail and help you understand the report.
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Thomson Bank
Fouim
Threshing Starts Across County After Harvest
The season's top threshing record is held by Toasiey Broa southeast of town as grain work began Saturday and finished Tuesday. George Housenga l and George Qttens also threshed early in the week, with threshing expected to start in nearby districts.
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Toasiey Broa
George Housengal
George Qttens
Ioe
Ok Bees
Methodist Church Sunday Schedule and Union Service
Morning worship at Christian church at 10 35 am led by Rev Todd due to Rev John Bruce attending Le na camp meeting. Evening union service will feature Rev Todd. Aid Society meets next Wednesday in the church basement for quilting.
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The
Christian Church
John Bruce
Lena
Aid Society
Todd
Willing Workers meet for monthly Willing Workers class
The Willing Workers class of young people met Tuesday evening at Mildred and Margaret Bower’s home for their regular monthly meeting. A picnic supper for August was planned. A program and games followed by refreshments included a class song, Lord's Prayer, Scripture read by Clyde Carpenter, a declamation by Helen Kenyon, a reading by Mrs Elizabeth Parsons, and a trio by Mildred, Margaret and Alice Bowers.
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Mildred
Margaret Bower
Clyde Carpenter
Helen Kenyon
Elizabeth Parsons
Margaret
Alice Bowers
Altar and Hosary society meets in afternoon social
Catholic morning service at 8:00. The Altar and Hosary society met with Mrs A Sheridan Thursday afternoon. a large turnout enjoyed social time and refreshments. Next meeting scheduled for August 3. Sunday school at 10 and church service at 8:00 p.m. Rev Meima will lead the sermon. The aid plans an all day meeting next Thursday July 20 at the church. Live Wire class to meet Thursday evening at Bruce Groharing’s home. Joe Blair’s social Tuesday brought about 50 attendees with angel food cake fruit salad and lemonade refreshments.
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RB. Society
Altar and Hosary Society
A. &. Sheridan
Meima
Aid
Bruce Groharing
Joe Blair
Angel
Church Activities and Sermon Series Announced
The Church of Christ offers Sunday School at 9 30 and Morning Worship at 10 30 with sermons on prayer titled What Shall We Pray The plan aims to restore the family altar in homes and strengthen church growth. A union service is set with Rev David Todd at the Methodist church. A reception for new members and a guest list of visitors is noted.
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Church OF Christ
Otpani
Gnion
Christian Church
Union
Methodist
David Todd
Jerecram
Cooperative melon marketing eyed for high crop profits
A Thomson melon grower asks about forming a cooperative central market to boost prices. The Review invites suggestions and notes the idea has worked elsewhere. If growers want it, a plan could be developed, with local interest and support. Mr and Mrs Joe Grim and Mr and Mrs Charles Harris visited the Grim home Tuesday.
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Thomson
Joe Grim
Charles Harris
Chadwick
Sam Grim
Doctor Podorney Plans Move to Shelbyville Illinois
Announcement states Dr. Podorney will relocate soon to Shelbyville Indiana or Illinois near Thomson. Shelbyville is a town of about 4,000 near Rev Langston’s parish and a chiropractor pond opening there. Podorney thanks Thomson friends and cites support and friendships, promising more details as plans develop. Local chatter links Shelbyville ball fans to the Sox, a Cad fan’s concern.
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Doderminey
Shelbyville
Langston
Poderney
Boe
Sox
Carroll County Towns To Celebrate In August
Leslie Heitman of Portland visits family en route to New York as Carroll County plans August celebrations. Cheese Day Aug 11 in Chadwick features county events and a Farm Bureau ball game. Old Settlers Lanark Aug 17 draws crowds. Mt Carroll Homecoming Aug 24 25 26 with concessions. Saver Kraut Day Sept 14 noted. Melon Day eyed after favorable weather in Thomson area. Shannon Homecoming Sept 4 announced by Mayor Joe Warner.
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Chadwick
L. A. Frank
E. A. McIntyre
Arthur Deets
C. ¢. Miller
Commercial Club
Carroll County Farm Bureau
Son Agultside
Lanark
Mt. Carroll
Mt Carroll
Chadwick oil solution for dust in Chadwick streets
Residents in Chadwick praised a Savanna oil solution to keep dust down. Workers applied a gasoline-like oil with a sprinkler, costing two cents per gallon, leaving no tracking or splashing on shoes or tar. Ed Mest vouches for its effectiveness after a Saturday street test.
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Chadwick
Savanna
Jess
Ed Mest
Chadwick Streets
Illnesses and Injuries Reported in Clinton Area
Sam Grimix family illness update. Mrs John Schede suddenly taken ill Wednesday afternoon but improving. David Switner injured forearm by sheet iron fragment. Joe Stacen of Clinton in serious condition with Edith Roggendorf assisting. Lorraine Weatherwax hospitalized at Mercy Clinton for broken finger and infection. hand swollen, treatment needed before surgery. Continuous injuries linked to corn sheller incident earlier.
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Joe Stacen
Clinton
Edith Roggendorf
Edith
Roggendorf
The
Sandrite
Lorraine Weatherwax
Mercy Hospital
Cleaning Channels at Sunfish Lake Underway
Gay Brown and Ben Wagner assist the drainage project at Sunfish Lake where crews clean channels to improve water access for pumps. Previous methods used motor boats to loosen vegetation, but this growth is now solid, requiring spades and manual labor. The work will take several days with additional help from Yee district.
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Gay Brown
Ben Wagner
Sanfish Lake
Yee
4H Club Picnic Near Argo At Dorothy Holm Home
The 4H Club of Argo held a picnic Wednesday near Dorothy Holm's home after completing their work and meeting schedules. Members enjoyed the outing as part of their ongoing club activities and advancement in projects.
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Argo
Dorothy Holm
Funeral Services For Mrs. Sarah Dyson 83 Held Tuesday
Obituary notes Sera L. Willis born in Somersetshire England in 1844 died July 8 1933 at Thomson Illinois age 83 with long service to Church of Christ. She married James Dyson in 1872 lived in Red Oak Iowa and Thomson Illinois where she led the ladies aid society and served in religious orders. A charter Eastern Star member and active in Women’s Relief Corps she died peacefully after a life devoted to home family and church. Funeral Tuesday July 11 at Church of Christ with pastor Rev Derid Todd and Rev C C Carpenter assisting.
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Sarah Dyson
York Powtishiny
Indy
Thomson Church of Christ
Sarah
Oyal
Sera L. Willis
Somerset Shire
England
Thomson, II
United States
Fon du Lac
Wis
Peter Stage
Argu Fa
James H. Dyson
York Township
Red Oak
Iowa
Thomson
Dyson
Avis Stage
Geo.St. Ores
Tina Dyson
Ernest E. Babcock
Clinton
Tina
Church of Christ White
Tomson Church
Ladies’ Aid Society
Clubs 400 Club Meeting Notes and Library Stats
The 500 club meets this afternoon with Mrs. K. RB Carpenter. Last week prizes awarded: first to Mrs. Fred Nipe, second to Mrs. Roy Houghton, consolation to Mrs. Bayard Lewis. Books out 425, adult fiction 308, juvenile 87, total books 2529, magazines read 63, new borrowers 2, cancellations 9, fines 66 cents, funds to treasurer 1.00, open days 11, donations from Mrs. Seltow 12 and Mrs. Breneman 6. Catherine Adams, Librarian.
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K. RB. Carpenter
Fred Nipe
Roy Houghton
Bayard Lewis
Juvenite
Leg Broken When Animal Shies At Car
Victor Brockill suffered a double leg fracture when a cow shied at a passing auto near the Smith home. First aid and X rays at Clinton hospital confirmed proper setting. The cow was corralled and to be shipped to Chicago. Victor rests as summer plans spoil. Home Economics Club meets July 21 at Argo church with committee members listed.
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Thomson
Victor Brockill
Smith
Charles Groharing
Louis Ashvole
R. N
Clinton Hospital
Fred Smith
Chicago
Victor
Home Economics
Home Economics Club
Argo Church
Vada Carroll
Maude McGinty
Kataryn Cooper
Hattie’ Rawkins
Local Lodges and fraternal groups hold July meetings
The Royal Neighbors are meeting Tuesday July 15. The Eastern Star will meet tomorrow night July 13. Members urged to attend these community fraternal events.
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X. N. AL
The
Royal Neighbors
This Week's Picture Show on Main Street
Petey Wales promotes a Saturday evening free entertainment featuring Yankee Speed. Two pictures promise thrills and laughs plus a comedy and a novelty act. The full show aims to draw a crowd for an evening of entertainment.
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Petey Wales
Move to Freeport by Rimbro Shakes family
Mr and Mrs Rimbro Shake and their relatives visit long time with Mr and Mrs Frank Rash. Sodney Reader traveled to Macomt yesterday and brought their old goods to Freeport where the Shakes plan to establish their future home.
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D. H. Jones
Wichita Falls
Texas
Rimbro Shake
Frank Rash
Sodney Reader
Macomt
Freeport
Mrs. Shake
Review Samples Invite Readers to Share News
A fragment describes inviting readers to share names and addresses of friends or relatives who live far away and are not subscribers to the Review. It promises to send weekly letters from the old hometown and to read them, asking for welcomes and addresses.
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