Witty miscellany from a silver messenger column
A collage of quirky lines and jests touching politics, inventions, society, and travel. Notes on May Yohe, a Paris arrival, a New Jersey incident with a hog, railway workers, and parlor whimsy about sultans and beans. Ends with a quip about hotels run by women.
Sunset Wings on Deck Under Early Stars
A couple aboard a ship walk beneath evening stars and discuss history and fate. The man persuades the woman to share a close, hushed conversation about Drake, Elizabethan times, and the drift of pride versus longing as they move along the deck after supper. The mood shifts from tension to reflective intimacy.
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Elizabeth
Drakee
Ruskin
Bealdes
Drake
Cavendish
Shylock
Voyage on the Bl Cid Sparks Moral Gambit on Board
A passenger sulks at sea while a lecturer urges the crew to reassess civilization and piracy as the voyage toward the Philippines continues. The unnamed man’s gloom contrasts with debates on morality, progress, and the savage in man and woman as a passenger couple discussion unfolds under the Pacific sunset.
Pug replaces Da Monk in Brooklyn organ grinder show
Brooklyn Times reports a changing scene on Fulton Street where an organ grinder swaps a monkey for a pug dog. The vendor explains the dog delights children, costs less, and causes less trouble, while observers recall the old monkey and Mickey Finn.
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Brooklyn
Fulton Street
Saya
Brooklyn Times
Mickey Finn
Sherlock the Abbey owner jokes about Jerusalem cab
In Brooklyn humor blooms as Sherlock, famed proprietor of The Abbey, attends a lodge initiation. Weary from the hot night and a long trek toward Jerusalem, he groans to a friend, “George, don’t you think we’d better hire a cab?” provoking laughter and a disrupted ceremony.
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Brooklyn
Sherlock
Abbey
Jerusalem
George
New York Press
Mixed Metaphors From a German Lady in Ventura County
A Los Angeles Herald anecdote tells of a German mother renowned as a mia malaprop and prosperous merchant. Her daughter, praised by relatives, was crowned queen of a local street carnival, prompting the mother to boast of Mollie's many talents from cook to clerk. The piece closes by noting skepticism about voting and balance in daily life.
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Ventura County
Los Angeles Herald
Mein Mollie
Neffer
Mollie
Work of Inventors Cuban Cigarette Cartridge and More
Cuban Alfred Leblanc of Havana proposes a cigarette cartridge system with a spring driven tube and replaceable loaded or empty cartridges. Other notes describe a volcanic hydrogen explainer and a poultry roost device by John A. F. Kversz of Walla Walla, Washington, for vermin control and crowding prevention.
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Alfred Leblanc
Havana
Cuba
Tuebmoker
Barb Wire Stretcher Invented by Col. Birch of Missouri
A pocket sized barb wire stretcher weighs 12 ounces and is designed by Col. James H. Birch of Plattsburg Missouri, a former U S representative. It uses a wood lever and a staple guard to tension wire while leaving hands free to drive staples, with a staple-puller as an added feature. The report also notes hydrographic surveys in Texas showing Brazos and Colorado river flows and a scientific discussion on volcanic explosions.
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James H. Birch
Plattsburg
Texas
United States Geological Survey
Brazos
Waco
Colorado
Austin
Archives Des Scien Physiques Et Naturelles
M. Brun
M. Gautier
Martinique
Stromboli
Russian inventor's cement impregnation for foundations
A Russian inventor introduces an apparatus to exhaust water from soil while injecting thin cement. The system uses two small tubes to deliver cement and a central suction pipe to remove water, enabling even distribution and impregnation of sand with cement. Nicolas Schietiewies of St Petersburg holds the patent.
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Nicolas Schietiewies
St. Petersburg
Russia
Air at Mountain Resort Prompts Tenderfoot Dispute
A landlord at a mountain summer resort extols the pure air to a tenderfoot who complains about altitude effects. The exchange highlights the strain of high elevation on newcomers and the value locals place on the mountain climate.
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Ipaaho
Carrie A. Nation
Jerney
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Tracy
Pat Crowe
Zansibar
Boston
Kansas
Ruaneli
Interoat
Europe
Custom House
Garnault
Dr. Koch
Gates
Sie
Carnegie
Joseph Chamberlain
England
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France
Breht
Bink
F, H, Lancaster
Daily Story Pub
Philippines
Bl Cid
San Francisco
Carlyle
Spain
Lahall
Pug Dog
Chicago News
Hank
Prof
Hebring
Berlin
John A. F. Kversz
Walla Walla, Wash