Being the Only Seedsmen in the Intermountain Country
A collage of humorous and light anecdotes from various sources references seed catalogs, misprints, a clock lesson, obituary mix ups in Milwaukee, a Western Reserve student and obesity joke, a couple’s apartment claim, a hall umbrella boast, and a country entry joke about immigration delays and a writer’s cramp.
Pumpkin Seed Travel Tale Recounts Dream Reise
A fragment describes a weary traveler who naps in a fence corner. A pumpkin seed in his pocket sprouts as he sleeps and he wakes about 25 miles away curled in a pumpkin blossom. The playful piece blends anecdotes and quips from literary figures and jokes.
Work of Gas Meter Reveals How Meters Track Gas Use
Kansas City gas experts compare meters to engines, showing two diaphragms act as lungs to register each stroke as cubic feet. The piece explains meter friction, correct operation, and reasons for distrust, plus a fox entrapped by a foxhound at the Norwalk reservoir.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kansas City
South
Norwalk
Conn
Manner of Constructing Practical Sheep Hurdles
Richard H Mitchell explains wind resistant sheep hurdles with movable and fixed panel designs. Measurements, materials, and assembly details: hemlock boards, wire panels, sliding bars, andarnas for strength, weight estimates, costs, and field-use notes. Practical notes cover construction on uneven ground and portability for flock fencing and stack protection.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Richard H. Mitchell
Country Gentleman
Women Draw the Plow in Russian Settlements
A report describes Russian peasants migrating to western Canada and adopting cooperative farming. When horses are scarce women substitute as plow pullers, tied by ropes with wooden sticks against their bodies to aid in pulling, sometimes with a dozen or more women in a single field.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Canada
Ald
Elopement News Sparks Talk in Quiet Parish
Barber and minister exchange quips as Cadence of a sermon lingers. Carter jokes about sleep during the sermon. Maud asks if Madge has eloped, noting her flighty reputation and how marriage changes a woman’s ideals after becoming a widow.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Barber
Carter
London
Maud
Madge
Jack
Mut ton talk and late hours stir household chatter
Mrs Joskins and Mr Trimmins banter about a mut ton beastly tough leg and late hours. Tom laments losing five dollars while Tess suggests asking father for a hand. Heaven moments in the library and odd product lines mix with social quips and outdated ads.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tom
Tess
Father
Free Sample Laxative Promises Cure for Constipation
An old advertisement urges readers discouraged by years of constipation to try Dr Caldwell's grup Pepsis laxative tonic. It claims widespread use and offers a 50 cent to one dollar price with purchase from any druggist to prove its merit.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ruggist
J. J. Petty
Unionville
George W. Zimmerman
Harrisburg
W. Joeres
Also Mentioned on This Page
Thei Eve
Keeley UK
South Temple Strew
Sat Lake City
Porter-Walton CO
East Lake City
Augustus Johnson
Gustus
Milwaukee
Harper's Magazine
The
Western Reserve University
Blank
Mike
New York
Chicago Tribune
Arctic
Washington
Idaho
Pather
Tou
Chucksley
Boston
Joly
Outaons
Erain Says
Samuel Torr
Bears
Cascaret
Tay
Carcarets
Heaven
Exmen's
Salt Lake City