The Hourglass Figure Myth and Other Oddities
A collage of satirical quips and cheeky observations from a Silver Messenger page. It spoofs wealth as slavery, youth fashion, an Ohio man’s pie death, kitchen wisdom, a Japanese hello, and a guitar-bound murderer. It also notes Maple sugar, Stange’s comedy, Lily Langtry, and various social quirks with wry humor.
Willow Passion and Evocative Tone From New Orleans Times
The fragment evokes a poetic, nostalgic mood with imagery of willow, snowing joy, and timeless affection. It references lovers, evanescence, and the enduring allure of a moment, all tied to a New Orleans Times Democrat attribution.
Lovers scheme on Crane Island misfires amid comic peril
In a Redham tale Captain Holly assists Pegley and Nora Phipps to sail to Crane Island. A miscommunication and meddling Mrs Phipps strand Pegley and Nora as Pegley woos Nora while the Captain faces a mounting dread of social ruin and an awkward escape.
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Holly
Mr. Pegley
Nora Phipps
Crane Island
Nora
Thomas Holly
Pegiey
Captain Holly
Redham
Daily Story Pub
Cod
Miss Nora
Mrs. Phipps
Join Pegley
Dimmiy
Dan
Seed orange eating praised in West Indian method
A New York man recounts a West Indian technique for eating seed oranges that avoids seeds and thick fibers by peeling and sucking each section. He argues this native method beats spooning, preserves fruit coolness, and reduces juice spray.
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Jamaica
New York
West Sides
California
Florida
Trie
Captain's Beach Scheme Ends With Engagement
Captain Holly and Mrs Phipps stroll the shore for hours until a passerby takes them to town. The next morning Mr Pegley reveals Nora accepted Dempsey the night before, breaking their plan. The Captain asserts his plan worked and proclaims his engagement to Mrs Phipps.
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Barottty
Mrs. Phipps
Mra. Phipps
Holly
Mra. Phippa
Mr. Pegley
Nora
Dempsey
Hat Thief Roams New Zealand Colony Exposed
A felt hat was exchanged at a local hotel last Thursday and not returned. The piece laments the hat theft and calls for swift justice, urging lightning to strike the thief’s head to deter such dishonesty.
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New Zealand
London
Baby Mistaken for Teethless Infant in Appearances
In a home where a stork recently visited a six year old asked to see the new arrival. The child exclaimed with wonder that the baby had no teeth and no beard, calling it an odd old baby.
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Bart
Giant Powder Blast Clears Rock for Wabash Link
In Paw Paw West Virginia the blasting of 8126 pounds of giant powder blew away 20,000 yards of rock for the Wabash railroad link between Cumberland and Cherry Run. The blast, seen at the mountain face near the canal, saved days in construction and showcased the project’s massive scale and challenges. The work, ongoing for eighteen months, employs 2,629 men and nine shovels across forty miles, with nine tunnels and multiple river and canal crossings.
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Cumberland
Paw Paw
West Virginia
Wabash
Rocky Mountain
Western Maryland
Cherry Run
West Virginia Central Railroad
George Gould
Sidhing Hin Mountain
Potomac River
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
Pittsburg
Hancock
Chesapeake and Ohio Canal
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad Company
Henry G. Davis
West ‘Virginia Central Railroad
Union
Chesapeake & Ohio Canal
Sputa
Welton
Siding Hill Mountain Range
Baltimore & Onto
Old Co
Mrn Arthur
Cana
Cumberia
Orleans
W. Va
Troy
Buls
Miles
Nuious
Sare
Orient
Also Mentioned on This Page
Silver Messenger
Mano
Mr. Carnegie
Ohio
Edward Atkinson
Vermont
Stanislaus Stange
Savannah Press
Lily Langtry
Richmond
Casele Chadwick
Sophia Beck
John Balcom Shaw
Andrew Carnegie
Niagara
Iowa
Mississippi
Boston
Blot
Harvard
The
New Orleans ‘Times
Democrat
John Pegley
Geniues
Hiimeelf
Mrs. Phippe
Pegley
Halkoed
Tolland
Justice B. Nathan
Alton
H. T. Robinson
St. Louis Globe-Democrat
Robinson
Hilizabeth Turnbridge Jepson
Illinois State Journal