Quirky Clips From Silver Messenger Column
Odd items and wry notes from the Silver Messenger page include jokes about cars, airplanes, and money, plus brief anecdotes on divorces, aging, weddings, and crime. It mixes humorous vignettes with scraps about New York, Boston, and San Francisco, leaning toward short, offbeat observations.
Ghosts explained as natural yard phosphorescent gas
A professor outlines a chemical theory that ghosts are natural phenomena from graveyards. He details how phosphorus and other self ignitable substances from decaying matter can form luminous vapors that appear as specters, explaining nighttime hauntings and the will o the wisp linkage.
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Department of Agriculture
W. J. Mo
Weat
Proteanor McGee
Lnte
McGee
Darknes
Lkely
Tony
Charles
Munroe
George Washington University
Speaking Over the Wire Pointers for Telephone Users
Excerpt discusses how nerves affect telephone speech. It notes that a strained high pitched voice hinders clear transmission and that impatience or anger worsens connectivity. An anecdote describes a demanding caller whose behavior nearly causes nervous collapse and miscommunication.
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Annie Payson
New Phate of the Moon Reveals An Open Moon
A child exclaims to a parent that the moon is open again after a cloud obscured it. The playful moment centers on the moon’s reappearance and the child’s eager interpretation of the night sky.
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Phate
Papa
Enjoyed It. Did You Enjoy Your Vacation
A personal note reflects on vacation experiences with remarks about a spouse and in laws. The speaker mentions a month spent with the wife’s folks and expresses a sense of global praise.
Piute Girl Witch Deserved Death Fled 150 Miles to Safety
A 15 year old Piute girl fled a death sentence imposed by tribal medicine men after a souring milk omen. She traversed deserts and mountains for two days, seeking the sacred springs to cleanse witchcraft beliefs, before an Indian agent and sheriff rescued her and moved her to a government Indian school near Phoenix.
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Pasadena
Cal
Caetory
Tolota Razon
Coachella Valley
California
Vilage
Government
Phoenix
Artz
Columbus
New World
Toleta
Salton Sea
Guamachi
San Bernardino Valley
Highland
The Lemur a Charming Pet
A vintage travelogue style excerpt describes a lemur kept as a pet. The creature charms with playful mischief, long fingers, and humorous antics. It visits the bedroom, studies its surroundings, and causes lively scenes with a pursuing servant and dramatic bounds.
Cut Thy Cloth, Etc. Cicero: Our generosity should n exceed our abilities
Fragmentary historical note quotes Cicero urging restraint in generosity and spending. The text reflects classical prose advising prudent use of resources and modest living.
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Cicero
Pape's Diapepsin Promises Quick Indigestion Relief
An old style advertisement claims Pape's Diapepsin digests meals rapidly, curing indigestion and stomach discomfort in five minutes. It promises relief from sour belching heartburn nausea and headaches with a 50 cent case available at local drug stores.
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Pape
Fine Ivory Now The Vogue For Toiletry Sets
The article notes fine ivory toiletry and dressing table requisites as the fashionable choice, advising gentle cleaning with a soft cloth and occasional alcohol for spots. Monogramming in black or raised gold appears on backs, with white celluloid sets offering simple designs and colored monograms. Prices are higher than silver, and complete celluloid sets are a sound guest room or travel option for the discerning buyer, though rarity and craftsmanship drive cost.
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Dresden
Not Seeking Trouble in a Humorous Exchange
A sympathetic caller jokes about the burden of creating fresh material while the humorous respondent calms the situation, noting that such troubles are minor compare to other concerns. The exchange captures a light, cordial mood amid creative work pressures.
Grocer and Customer Clash in Heated Exchange
A despondent customer argues with a grocer who coolly replies not to be flustered, asserting no one will be able to eject him from the discussion as tensions rise over a disputed matter.
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