Opened Hearts and Blurred Faces in Silly Tales
A jumble of comic vignettes and snippets recounts brash banter and groaning puns. Ambiguity and whimsy mingle as characters flirt with misfortune, boastful boasts, and sudden realizations amid old timey jokes and curious narration.
Oldest Inhabitant and Quips From The Era
Fragmented scraps present a miscellany of old time quips and dialogue about motor cars called horseless carriages. Jotted snippets touch on social mockery, courtships, a teary farewell, and humorous asides on fashion and barber shops in a bygone era.
Sweats to the sweet in verse fragments at court
A quirky collage of lines from a visitor at the police court and snippets of verse and dialogue. The pieces mention candy money from a beau, weather talk, and a boxer’s likeness to his father, ending with a dramatic note about a villain trampling a heroine’s gown.
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Willie
Tim
Free $3.50 Recipe Claims Kidney Cure
An unsolicited advertisement promises a free home recipe to cure weak kidneys and bladder troubles within a week. It touts quick recovery, lists symptoms, and offers to mail the remedy from Dr. A. E. Robinson in Detroit as a self treatment for sale.
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A. E. Robinson
Luck Building
Detroit
Mick
There Are Others in Politics and a King’s Lesson
The piece cites a Wise remark on politicians who use five syllables for simple ideas. It contrasts Green and Wise and recalls a parable from Smart Set about a fool and a king. The king's error proves his own humanity while the fool's quip underscores perception of rightful authority.
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Smart Set
R. V. Pierce
Buffalo, N
Verys
Dr. Pierce
Honest John Kelly Named From Youthful Fortitude
A New York letter recalls how ex umpire Honest John Kelly earned his sobriquet. As a boy he impressed a tinware peddler who asked his name and, after he answered John, urged him to hold the horse while the man fetched a drink. The story hints that the boy’s honest face led to later fame.
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Honest John" Kelly
Kelly
New York
Honest John
John
Lower
Ninth Avenue
Fragmented prose item about early shopping and remedies
Short fragmentary passage contrasts urging early shopping with a concealed forty nine cent item. Mentions Rheumatism Neuralgia and Hamline Wizard Mil as a pain remedy. Includes Goethe quote about self knowledge through action.
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Bocker
Mil
Ended the Controversy Angel With High Heeled Shoes
In Bath an old Universalist church steeple bears a wooden angel figure famed for its tall shoes. The Bath Enquirer recalls a North Congregational pastor once asking a devotee if he had seen an angel with high heeled shoes, to which the reply noted a different view of angels with or without them.
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Universally
Bath
The
Bath Enquirer
North Congregational Church
Raymond
Taver
Dialogue on worry and blue Monday quip from Catholic Standard and Times
Jonkley notes people fear possession while Conkley questions an 80 question. The Catholic Standard and Times sources a blue Monday joke about Tuesday confusion and blue logs. Judge offers a witty aside.
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Jonkley
Conkley
Catholic Standard and Times
Young Mr D Auber Finds Success in Work
Conversation reflects opinion on the young artist D Auber post talent reveal. He has abundant commissions in magazine and studio drawing, including the Maltese Cross depiction tied to a body discovery. Evening papers report his rising workload and public interest.
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D’auber
Evening
Cleveland
Brer Reuben and Elder Harris Trade Bargain Refused
A Brer Reuben tale from Chicago Tribune shows Elder Harris pressing for a pony swap while Brother Reuben resists, invoking the tenth commandment about coveting a neighbor’s property and turning toward a moral jab about covetousness and trade. The quotation is framed with other brief items, including notes on Young-Age pensions and a joke about a sympathetic pal and a judge.
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Harria
Reuben
Elder
Elder Harris
Chicago Tribune
Parishioners Smile At New Minister’s Sermons
Rev Henry R Rose recounts in the Newark Star the Vermont pastor who sought a wider field and preached with zeal yet faced a blunt compliment from a faithful old parishioner who said they never knew what sin was until he arrived.
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Henry R. Rose
The
Newark Star
Vermont
A Discouraging View on Investigation Demand
A rural official urges inquiry into the affair while Farmer Corn tessel replies that investigations rarely alter personal lives or distills, expressing skepticism about results and doubt over any meaningful change.
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Corn Tessel
Clean Food Co undergoes thorough inspection by state officials
The Weekly pressed for a weak spot and summoned 26 workers to testify before a Commissioner. Inspectors checked wheat, barley, floors, and processes to ensure purity. Workers with long tenure testified to clean facilities, proper attire, and that only printed ingredients enter Grape Nuts and Postum. Water from artesian wells, high wages, and open access for visitors were noted.
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Isbel
N. ¥. Atty
Battle Creek
Tost
Geo. Haines
Edward Young
H. &, Burt
Supt
Attys
F. B. Martin
New Orleans
Postum Co
Horace Brown
Yieitor
Luther ¥. Mayo
Ng Grape-Nuta
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