Quips and quotes from the Silver Messenger column
A collage of jokes and witticisms about work, money, travel, romance, politics, and current events. It riffs on prices, marriages, theater gags, international tensions, and public figures with light satire and regional flavor.
Peaceful pigeons cure Portland man swearing myth
A Portland man is said to be cured of swearing by watching peaceful pigeons. The note warns against gardening lest citizen chickens undo the pigeons work. Pallbearers at W. L. Elkins funeral reportedly represented 10 billion dollars in value.
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Portland
W. L. Elkins
Chicago man sold counterfeit cider as champagne
A Chicago man mixed 1 000 gallons of cider with carbolic acid gas from bottles and counterfeit labels and sold the product as champagne to Chicago residents at 44 dollars per quart. It is unclear if the man originated from Connecticut.
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Chicago
Connecticut
Shanghai to Hongkong Notes From a Sailor’s Route
A travelogue recounts venturing from Nagasaki toward Shanghai and Hongkong. It paints coastal scenes, river currents, and the cosmopolitan bustle of Shanghai’s Bund, Woosung, and Canton, with encounters from Sikh policemen to foreign gunboat presence.
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Pacific
Yellow Sea
Shanghai
China
Formond
Mingouri
Yangtee
Yangte
Woosting Bar
Woosung
Bhanghal
Paris
Orient
Wilmington
Villaiobos
Canton
Hongkong
Sas
Nut and fashion notes from a 1830s style column
A fragmented page mixes recipes and fashion tips. It details a peanut sandwich method with Mayonnaise and peanuts and suggests Brazil nuts as an alternative. It describes pale rose colored fabrics, hats with rose plumes, and 1830s style gowns, veils, and accessories. It also offers home care tips for carpets and introduces apron designs and fashionable trims.
Weight and health of growing children
The weight of a growing child reflects general health. A five year old should weigh about as many pounds as inches tall, typically around 40 pounds. Higher weight relative to height signals good health, while low weight indicates concern. Any interruption in weight gain during growth is a warning sign.
Household Tips for a Busy Homemaker
Practical guidance for kitchen and house care covering pastry cooling in warm rooms, chafing dish cooking for boiled fried or steamed foods, preventing lumps when thickening with flour and water, fire banking with salted water coal dust, stain removal methods for fruit and Maud stains, ammonia for black skirts, careful use of soap and kerosene for cleaning and preserving porcelain bathtubs and removing soot streaks with a kerosene damp cloth.
Baby Fashions In White Wool and Lace Attire
Vintage descriptions celebrate infant garments in white wool and delicate trims. Three year old frocks feature white wash silks with belts and sashes. Accordion plaited coats, lace collars, and mull dresses with rosettes complete the graceful infant wardrobe.
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