Silver Messenger Headline Gallery of Oddities and Puns
A miscellaneous column from SILVER MESSENGER in Challis Idaho quotes oblique jabs at public figures and events. It cheekily riffs on Salt River damming in Arizona, Whitaker Wright, German professors, Pope Pius X, and Uncle Sam's motto. The item blends quips about Byron manuscripts, Berlin cooking schools, and aviation fund collection with assorted society notes and casual political irony.
Brooklyn School Prays For Rights To Restrain Pupils
Principal leaders of Brooklyn public schools seek power to discipline pupils and advocate spanking with a rubber hose as a quick corrective method. The piece reflects nostalgia for harsher methods once used in the schoolhouse on the hill.
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Brooklyn
Doris Goes A Wheelin Heart of Small Town
Doris Gorham and her sisters quarrel over a new bicycle after a delivery brings the device to their Gorham farm. Doris secretly learns to ride, reunites with her old lover Seth Watson, and they recall past hopes as the wheel upends family tensions and memories.
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Harly
Gorham
Alde
Doris Gorham
Lorinda
Doris
Darlas
Waverly
Ridge Road
City l
City Oif
Eunice
Seth Watson
Lydia Purchett
Dul
Seth
Gorham House
Doria
Closs Rords
Tandem Dream Brings Old Lovers Back Together
Doris and Seth reunite after past quarrels as he suggests eloping to Parson Woods and buying a tandem the next day. Doris, blushing, agrees in a playful turn tying their chance at happiness to a bicycle driven future.
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Doris
Seth
Lorinda
Parson Woods
Doris Rove
Red Light and Sin Says Psychologist Links Color
A Chicago psychologist Dr Walter Dis Scott claims red light causes demoralization in people exposed to it. He cites an example from a French factory where workers shifted to another color and normal conditions returned. He notes red rays treat diseases, brighten mood, and that bright colors uplift patients while dull colors depress them. He mentions red as a favored color in various nations and its association with luck and royalty.
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Chiicago
Walter Dis Scott
Chicago
France
Thortta
Cock Robin
Noble worth lies in doing daily virtue not in birth
Allce Cary suggests true nobility comes from steady daily effort and virtue rather than rank, emphasizing honesty, justice, and restraint. The poem condemns seeking glory or wealth and argues honor lies in consistent right action, regardless of fortune or status.
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Jose Winnines
Cary
How He Proposed
A bashful middle aged bachelor, unable to propose in person, sent anonymous phonograph cylinders to a chosen lady. She played them and heard a familiar voice professing love and entreating marriage. Less than two months later, the couple shared their tale at a wedding reception.
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Cupid
Moon Size Varies by Observer Says Young
Variation of the moon’s apparent size is noted by observers from a cart wheel to a silver dollar. Professor Young concludes the sky’s distance is about 110 feet for the average man, artists often portray the moon too large, and the moon’s true angular size is about half a degree, concealable behind a pencil.
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Prof. Young
Miners Killed In Anthracite Mines In 1908
Nearly 300 miners died in Pennsylvania anthracite mines during 1908 according to State mining inspectors records.
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Pennsylvania
Ireland's Population and 1903 Decrease Figure
Ireland's population stands at 4 433 with a noted decrease for 1903. The report emphasizes a slight drop in the year and provides the numeric total for comparison against prior years.
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Ireland
Jewels Found Hidden in North Dakota Bird Nest
Guide Albert Turner and companion Burt, trapped by a snowstorm near Big Hole Brook, discovered a tiny gold locket set with diamonds inside a nuthatch nest. The locket, containing a photo, bore the inscription L. D. and was woven into the nest’s structure along with a delicate gold chain.
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North Dakota
Big Hole Brook
Albert Turner
Burt
Turner
L. D
Men wear corsets as new fashion says Chicago tailors
Chicago tailors report the men corset vest is the latest fad from the Custom Cutters' association convention in Columbus. The vest will have no stiffening and will be cut away at the waist with a bulging chest effect, giving wearers the appearance of a Samson-like chest.
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Chicago
Custom Cutters’ Association
Columbus
Strange Milk Diet Causes Man's Death in Montreal
Emile Brazeau, 22, died in Montreal after living on milk and sugar his entire life. From childhood he was placed on a milk and sugar regimen and never consumed solid food. His daily intake was three pints of milk and one pound of sugar, yet he remained physically robust until a fatal croup episode.
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Emile Brazeau
Montreal
Noahs Salt Mines in Trans Caucasia Mount Kulpi
In the Upper Aras Valley Trans Caucasia lies Mount Kulpi one of the world’s great rock salt mines. Deposits reportedly exceed 200 feet in thickness and have been worked since prehistoric times, with stag horn picks still found. Armenian lore links Noah to Kulpi salt for Ark provisions. Flies seem to have almost human intelligence. when a good thing is found people rush to share it.
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Trans-Caucasia
Aras Valley
Les
Mount Kulpl
Noah
Mount Kulpi
Pine Tree Log Cutting Yields 1720 Feet Lumber
Ira Preston and Charles Newell felled a pine in Sharon VI, producing eight logs: a 12 foot log 26 inches diameter, five other logs ranging from 26 to 19 inches, and two 10 foot logs measuring 16 and 10 inches. Total timber volume reached 1,720 feet.
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Ira Preston
Charles Newell
Sharon
Turber
Raleighs Pipe Exhibition Stirs London Americans
In Whitechapel London Americans flock to the Shipwing Exhibition to view the pipe Raleigh smoked in England on his 1580s visit. The Prince of Wales guards the relic and never let it be photographed until now.
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London
Sir Walter Raleigh
Whitechapel
United States
Sir Walter Ralelyn
Cours
Elizabeth
England
America
Prince of Wales
Lasting Abodes in Kano Quote by Lugard on Kano City
Gen Sir Frederick Lugard describes Kano as unique among African cities conquered by the British noting solid mud houses with flat imperious roofs and Moorish architectural hints. He recalls staying in a sultan palace audience room twenty five by eighteen feet with a mud dome roof supported by twenty arches and decorated in black white pale green and yellow sand that gleams like gold.
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Kano
Frederick Lugard
Africa
Katsena
Boot Easy to Resole Invented for Durable Campaign Boots
A device created to enable army boots to be resoled during long campaigns. It features a ridge on the edge of the permanent upper sole that allows an overlapping slide on the under sole, facilitating easier sole replacement.
Smallest School in the World on Nordstrand Islet
The North Sea islet Nordstrand schmor hosts what may be the world’s smallest school. The sea's eroding force has severed the islet from Nordstrand, shrinking the population from fifty a century ago to about fifteen. A 19th century school for a dozen children remains, with attendance lately ranging from zero to about twelve.
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Nordstrandschmor
North Sea
Nordstrand
Cocoanut Clocks in Malay Peninsula Timekeeping
In the Malay peninsula natives time timekeeping uses a coconut shell with a tiny hole in a water filled bucket. Water slowly enters the shell and fills for an hour then drains, prompting the watchman to call completion. Minutes and seconds are rarely used, and the half full shell would signal the time.
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Malay Peninsula
Cultivated Lands of India by Crop Totals
Indian lands devoted to crops show 30 million acres for rice 18 million for wheat 76 million for other food grains 1.6 million for sugar cane 251 thousand for tea 19 million for cotton 1 million for indigo and 300 thousand for tobacco.
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India
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